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Patrick, Please delete thread out of respect.


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2016 Jun 6, 12:13am   67,426 views  320 comments

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In light of the recent passing of TD, and out of respect for her friends and family, whereby TD could not have desired her real name be associated with her not-in-real-life comments and postings, please remote this thread.

Thank you.

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15   justme   2016 Jun 6, 2:15pm  

Yawn. Are any guys offering to post a dick-pic on Patnet if Trump wins? No? Is that because they're shy, or is it because they know that there will not be a fan-club of female dick afficionados fawning over the prospect of seeing your dick on teh interwebs?

16   anonymous   2016 Jun 6, 2:27pm  

Yep. I pledged a slideshow of my head, shaft, and balls if Bernie wins the nomination.

In the meantime you can pay your tokens like everyone else on #chaturbate if you're being impatient

17   justme   2016 Jun 6, 2:29pm  

errc says

Yep. I pledged a slideshow of my head, shaft, and balls if Bernie wins the nomination.

Any sign of a fawning fan-club yet?

18   anonymous   2016 Jun 6, 2:31pm  

Patrick asked me to rescind because It kept crashing his servers. Pussy

19   turtledove   2016 Jun 6, 4:18pm  

FP says

Hope you haven't hung trinkets or scribbled on your body.

We wouldn't want to do anything to mar the sanctity of an unobscured titty photo.

20   zzyzzx   2016 Jun 6, 6:51pm  

I'm expecting something like this (NSFW):
https://i.sli.mg/Z5XsU2.jpg

21   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2016 Jun 6, 7:02pm  

justme says

Yawn. Are any guys offering to post a dick-pic on Patnet if Trump wins? No? Is that because they're shy, or is it because they know that there will not be a fan-club of female dick afficionados fawning over the prospect of seeing your dick on teh interwebs?

Because nobody wants to see those. Not even the ladies. Errc don't do that shit. Or at least for godsakes add a trigger warning.

22   Strategist   2016 Jun 6, 7:14pm  

turtledove says

Dan8267 says

And how would you know they are her breasts and not just something from Google image search?

I have some identifying accessories on me that would make the photo difficult to fake. I hate to ruin the surprise, so you'll just have to wait to find out.

We trust you turtle, and look forward to the greatest exposure ever on Patnet.

23   Strategist   2016 Jun 6, 7:17pm  

errc says

Yep. I pledged a slideshow of my head, shaft, and balls if Bernie wins the nomination.

Clinton just won. Your balls are safe.
Sorry Dan.
I personally would much prefer to view Turtle's breasts.

24   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Jun 6, 8:16pm  

just_passing_through says

justme says

Yawn. Are any guys offering to post a dick-pic on Patnet if Trump wins? No? Is that because they're shy, or is it because they know that there will not be a fan-club of female dick afficionados fawning over the prospect of seeing your dick on teh interwebs?

Because nobody wants to see those. Not even the ladies. Errc don't do that shit. Or at least for godsakes add a trigger warning.

Oh theres plenty of GUYS that want to see that. Theyre just being bashful.

25   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2016 Jun 6, 8:22pm  

dodgerfanjohn says

Oh theres plenty of GUYS that want to see that. Theyre just being bashful.

Nobody who's anybody on patnet wants to see that. (clarification)

Yeah, I hate blocking people but I had to once. Too painful on the eyes.

26   turtledove   2016 Jun 6, 8:31pm  

zzyzzx says

I'm expecting something like this (NSFW):

https://i.sli.mg/Z5XsU2.jpg

I thought there was a little piece of lettuce above her right breast... but upon closer inspection, I think it's a bird, of some kind. That's pretty impressive z! She's got what appears to be a bird reference... and a Trump reference... The proportions are remarkably similar. Well done! Perhaps Dan was on to something! Except she's missing the Patnet reference... I'll tell you this much, I didn't use paint.

27   freespeechforever   2016 Jun 6, 8:52pm  

I know she's married, and I'm a classy guy, sooooo....

...I'll be the 1st to give her a pass and defend her if she chooses not to bare her breasts, no matter the reason.

I'm actually very worried about the current condition and future course of the nation. :

28   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 7, 8:01am  

This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump. The nomination raises the next question. What will TD do if Trump wins presidency?

29   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Jun 7, 8:49am  

Titties For Trump sounds a whole lot more tantalizing that Butts for Bernie or Dykes for Hillary.

30   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 7, 9:07am  

I'm pretty sure it's blow jobs for Bernie. They will be given out for free. Don't worry, the provider network will be paid $15/hr, and Mexican's will not have to recuse themselves due to any obvious conflicts of interest.

Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.

31   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 9:24am  

YesYNot says

Hillary's not using body parts or sexual favors. That will eventually be her undoing.

Judging by the shape she's in, I'm guessing it will be her undoing either way. No one wants to see THAT! When she's lecturing people about the evils of the 1%, it's best she just continue to keep it covered under one of her $12,000 Armani housecoats.

32   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jun 7, 9:47am  

Yeah like how they defended her table cloth Grandma garb by putting a lofty price tag on it, and saying it was Armani.

Niggapuleeze!

33   Ceffer   2016 Jun 7, 10:16am  

I didn't know Armani made tents and tarps.

34   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 10:30am  

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

35   Ceffer   2016 Jun 7, 11:19am  

Lloyd Blankfein calls them Armani wipes.

36   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 7, 11:27am  

The problem isn't the tarp. It's what's underneath. If Donald tried to go down on Hillary, his necks would get blocked by her hemorrhoids and taint fat. Unfortunately for Trump, Armani doesn't make a neck tarp. The only solution is a properly worn hijab, which would also protect his perfectly quaffed (like a duck) hair.

Rumor has it that the duck wanted to wear a hijab on windy days, but his staff told him he would lose all of his white supremacist voter block.

37   zzyzzx   2016 Jun 7, 11:46am  

turtledove says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

That's a lot of money for a tablecloth.

38   RWSGFY   2016 Jun 7, 12:00pm  

YesYNot says

This whole titties from Trump campaign pretty much epitomizes his campaign. Yay titties - let's vote for Trump.

Yesterday's SF Chronicle featured an article about "personalized naked pictures" promised to be sent to people who vote for Bernie in primaries.

39   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 6:39pm  

I was just thinking... We've never really discussed terms... I said that I would put up the new avatar, but I never said for how long. 24... 48 hours?

Then you have the aspect of people who don't support the Trump or Bernie movements. I, personally, am not a Bernie supporter, however, I get why people want him. At some level, this is for them, as well. We all agree that more of the same is bad for this country. I don't agree with Bernie's specific solutions, but I respect the movement that puts the will of people above the establishment.

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.

40   anonymous   2016 Jun 7, 6:42pm  

Those fruitcups dont even like tits, fuck them

41   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 6:44pm  

errc says

Those fruitcups dont even like tits, fuck them

That's not what Yoko says....

42   Strategist   2016 Jun 7, 6:46pm  

turtledove says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.

43   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Jun 7, 6:51pm  

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters? They shouldn't get to partake. It would cheapen the moment.

You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?

44   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 6:55pm  

Strategist says

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart.

Maybe she just borrowed it from Kim Jong-un? Looks very similar to outfits I've seen him wear.

45   elliemae   2016 Jun 7, 6:55pm  

Strategist says

More than $12,000 for this ugly, shapeless garment she wore to her speech about inequality.

She could have gotten this for $25.00 from Kmart

How do we know she didn't? $25 for the tablecloth, $24,975 to the store for closing it while she shopped. Just sayin'

46   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 7:00pm  

I could be on to something...

47   turtledove   2016 Jun 7, 7:10pm  

YesYNot says

You are trying to share soft porn on the internet, and make it exclusive some how?

Exclusive is too strong of a word. I just want to increase their hassle factor. Why should I make it easy for them? And that goes double for people who irritate me, in general. I'm going to follow through with what I promised, but I don't have to make it easy for people I dislike. I'm not that generous. I mean, I am a republican for goodness sake. We don't care much for easy freebies to useless freeloaders.

48   Ceffer   2016 Jun 7, 7:12pm  

Kim JongDong is prettier than IHLlary.

49   anonymous   2016 Jun 7, 7:13pm  

You and all this teasing, give me the gotdam boobs already

50   Strategist   2016 Jun 7, 7:15pm  

Ceffer says

Kim JongDong is prettier than IHLlary.

In the good old days they would make peace through marriage.
I think Hillary should marry Kim Jong Un, to make peace with N Korea. It's either Kim, or some Arab Sheik.

51   zzyzzx   2016 Jun 7, 7:20pm  

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters?

All 2 of them?

52   Y   2016 Jun 7, 8:13pm  

Send them a picture of your husband doing the pizza delivery girl under a big oval desk....they'll understand...

turtledove says

The question is... what do we do with the Hillary supporters?

53   Ceffer   2016 Jun 7, 8:16pm  

I want to see Kim JongDong's tits.

54   freespeechforever   2016 Jun 7, 8:20pm  

Shillary is the announced one by power of Super non-democratic Delegate "smoke filled room tactics."

'Tis was always meant to be. Destiny pre-ordained, and the American Middle Class gets screwed even harder and faster!

Viva Crony Corpocracy!!!

Save the Banks! Kill the middle class!!

More favors and free, unlimited taxpayer provided $$$ for Hillary & Bill's buddies on Wall Street (and Chelsea's hedge fund husband, too)!!!

Yayyyy!!!

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