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I give Hillary a "7".
Ivanka gets an "8"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Maxine Waters gets a "0"

She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.

She had a stenchy twat that drew immense hirsute lesbians from miles around.

Tenpoundbass says

She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.

Aloe Vera and soap solves that problem.

Rin says

Now c'mon, she ain't so bad

Yes she is. Sorry, not politics at all, that face needs some work. I don't dig it at all. Work out or not.

And that voice! gah!

just_passing_through says

And that voice! gah!

Yah, but that's her, channeling Golda Meir or Margaret Thatcher, pretending to be a world leader.

If she simply used more vernacular like ...

"I want to double team that busty chick with you! You put your cock in her mouth while I jam this strap-on dildo into her vulva!"

She'd make for quite the companion.

WookieMan says

that face needs some work

Dude, not everyone can look like the following ...



We're not talking about a model here, we're talking about a decent looking woman, with the right attitude, that's fucking another gal with a guy, with her not-so-Super-Model face, but working out 2 hrs per day, having the following physique ...

The starting problem is that Hillary doesn't have this woman's exercise attitude ...

Strategist says

I give Hillary a "7".
Ivanka gets an "8"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Maxine Waters gets a "0"

I give young Hillary a "6", old hillary a "1",.
Ivanka gets an "9"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Michelle Obama gets a "4"
Maxine Waters gets a "-2"

Rin says

Tenpoundbass says

She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.

Aloe Vera and soap solves that problem.

I've heard that old waste engine oil is good for dog mange.

Wellesley College made a fortune on IHhilary scented transmission fluid called "Swamp Creature", sold with knobby strap-ons in the campus book store.

Rin says

Now c'mon, she ain't so bad.

You are not looking at the rest of her. Lard bottom. Cankles. Likely even back then. Looking good is bowing to the prevailing white man oppressor's sexist world view. C'mon, large bottomed black sisters, let's overturn the paradigm!

Rin-next you are going to sy with proper exercise and diet-she would look hot??

Is this time for Rin's yearly post on his IHLary fixation again? Time flies....

Pepe was better

lostand confused says

Rin-next you are going to sy with proper exercise and diet-she would look hot??

Look, there's only so much one can do with a scowling frown like that but here's a first step...



Now, she ain't so scary anymore.

Blurtman says

Lard bottom.

With a daily 2 hour workout: Weights/Squats, Yoga, Pilates, etc ... she'll have Beyonce's ass.

Rin says

Look, I believe that the young Hillary Clinton was a pretty woman

Beauty is all about youth, health, and fertility. Most women are beautiful when they are young. Almost all women get that for free because youth is the prime factor in beauty. Add to that make up, and it's pretty much a woman's fault if she isn't beautiful from puberty to 29.

However, Hillary Clinton is a terrible person on the inside, so who cares? She's the quintessential selfish, lying, manipulative politician/lawyer. She's exactly like Dick Cheney. Would you want to have sex with Dick Cheney even if his brain was transplanted into a supermodel?

Dan8267 says

Rin says

Look, I believe that the young Hillary Clinton was a pretty woman

Beauty is all about youth, health, and fertility. Most women are beautiful when they are young. Almost all women get that for free because youth is the prime factor in beauty. Add to that make up, and it's pretty much a woman's fault if she isn't beautiful from puberty to 29.

However, Hillary Clinton is a terrible person on the inside, so who cares? She's the quintessential selfish, lying, manipulative politician/lawyer. She's exactly like Dick Cheney. Would you want to have sex with Dick Cheney even if his brain was transplanted into a supermodel?

Dan, we're practically best of friends on the 'net; this has nothing to do with whether or not, Hillary Clinton is Evil Incarnate. Yes, I know, she's Evil and yes, she probably needs to be burnt at the stake, despite the fact that we're in the 21st century.

I'm simply taking an initial starting point, and then, extrapolating for the best, given the fact that reality has completely failed us.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Ford sued them to stop using the term Dextron Compatible on the cans. It got pretty ugly. Rosie O'Donnell appeared during the court proceedings and commanded the judge to "Suck my dick!"

This led to years of litigation and millions of dollars in legal fees over the definition of "dick". The lawyers and judge all retired and the case went nowhere, as the Founding Fathers intended.

Rin. If she looked like that she might be president. Then she would claim there was no sexism.
Anyway, someone seems to think she has nice hair
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/business/dealbook/martin-shkreli-jail.html

georgeliberte says

Rin. If she looked like that she might be president. Then she would claim there was no sexism.

A lot of potential was wasted.

A Klingon would fuck her, if she had a bag over her head.

Ceffer says

A Klingon would fuck her, if she had a bag over her head.

I think you guys are too focused on the present day Resident Evil on not on the lost potential of having a globe trekking fuck buddy, who'll bang other hoes with you.

I almost did it last night.

I was very close to the same dream control as in 'Inception' ...

A young, fit, and busty Hillary Clinton was getting it on a big breasted Natalie Portman while my cock was grinding against Natalie's ass. Then, I woke up.

It's a start in the right direction.