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astronut97
2020 Nov 7, 6:23pm
astronut97
2020 Nov 7, 6:23pm
Patrick says
Put up or shut up! Russia did influence both elections, but this time more voters were able to see through this.
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astronut97
2020 Nov 7, 6:25pm
astronut97
2020 Nov 7, 6:25pm
Patrick says
What are you trying to say here, that mail in ballots shouldn't be allowed. The military stationed abroad would be concerned about this.
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HeadSet
2020 Nov 7, 6:37pm
HeadSet
2020 Nov 7, 6:37pm
There is a HUGE difference between traditional absentee votes and the push out mail in voting that took place during this election. You conflating the two is just as disingenuous as those who conflate legal and illegal immigration.
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Patrick
2020 Nov 7, 6:40pm
Patrick
2020 Nov 7, 6:40pm
This. ^^^
There is a big difference between ASKING for a ballot, and having Democrats spam the world with unasked for ballots.
There is a big difference between ASKING for a ballot, and having Democrats spam the world with unasked for ballots.
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RWSGFY
2020 Nov 7, 8:33pm
RWSGFY
2020 Nov 7, 8:33pm
astronut97 says
Nice strawman.
What are you trying to say here, that mail in ballots shouldn't be allowed
Nice strawman.
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richwicks
2020 Nov 8, 3:57am
richwicks
2020 Nov 8, 3:57am
astronut97 says
Patrick, precisely how did Russia influence the elections?
Russia's actual stance is that it doesn't matter who wins a US presidential election because foreign policy doesn't change with a new president. They are well aware that it's the intelligence agencies that determine foreign policy and that doesn't change with a president.
Put up or shut up! Russia did influence both elections, but this time more voters were able to see through this.
Patrick, precisely how did Russia influence the elections?
Russia's actual stance is that it doesn't matter who wins a US presidential election because foreign policy doesn't change with a new president. They are well aware that it's the intelligence agencies that determine foreign policy and that doesn't change with a president.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Nov 10, 10:13am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Nov 10, 10:13am
She wasn't knocked up a few months ago, when they first released their series.
They must have been working on this project back in April and May, before they blew up the last few months.
Booger says
They must have been working on this project back in April and May, before they blew up the last few months.
Booger says
www.youtube.com/embed/k9SEQMn0l58
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 10, 4:36pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 10, 4:36pm
That was like the first decent humor I've seen in a long ass time, dog.
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richwicks
2020 Nov 11, 2:24pm
richwicks
2020 Nov 11, 2:24pm
FuckCCP89 says
You dummies. You think after 3 years of Russian Collusion Bullshit and 6 months of the intelligence agencies sending out BLM and Antifa to burn, loot, and murder, and arrest practically nobody, and to order police to stand down, that the nation had a fair election?
Trump did win but our intelligence agencies, just did a coup. They've been trying to do a coup for 4 fucking years.
Why do you think the election process is taking so fucking long? They're creating ballots where it's necessary. Don't blame libertarians when you can't even see the FUCKING obvious.
You dummies. You think after 3 years of Russian Collusion Bullshit and 6 months of the intelligence agencies sending out BLM and Antifa to burn, loot, and murder, and arrest practically nobody, and to order police to stand down, that the nation had a fair election?
Trump did win but our intelligence agencies, just did a coup. They've been trying to do a coup for 4 fucking years.
Why do you think the election process is taking so fucking long? They're creating ballots where it's necessary. Don't blame libertarians when you can't even see the FUCKING obvious.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 11, 2:29pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 11, 2:29pm
richwicks says
I'd say 90% of the board realized that by Wednesday Morning.
Trump is down by 1% or less in several states, counties, etc. If those libertarians had voted the best likely outcome instead of jacking off to TANSTAAFL bumper stickers, it might have really helped.
You dummies.
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Why do you think the election process is taking so fucking long? They're creating ballots where it's necessary. Don't blame libertarians when you can't even see the FUCKING obvious.
I'd say 90% of the board realized that by Wednesday Morning.
Trump is down by 1% or less in several states, counties, etc. If those libertarians had voted the best likely outcome instead of jacking off to TANSTAAFL bumper stickers, it might have really helped.
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richwicks
2020 Nov 12, 3:17pm
richwicks
2020 Nov 12, 3:17pm
NoCoupForYou says
Trump won in a landslide. Having 1% of libertarians vote for Trump would have just required more fake ballots to be created.
I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.
So quit whining that the DNC didn't have to fake more ballots because people are fed up with the fraud and fully realize their vote doesn't matter, and vote to show it.
Trump is down by 1% or less in several states, counties, etc. If those libertarians had voted the best likely outcome instead of jacking off to TANSTAAFL bumper stickers, it might have really helped.
Trump won in a landslide. Having 1% of libertarians vote for Trump would have just required more fake ballots to be created.
I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.
So quit whining that the DNC didn't have to fake more ballots because people are fed up with the fraud and fully realize their vote doesn't matter, and vote to show it.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 12, 3:26pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Nov 12, 3:26pm
richwicks says
Yes, yes, you're a young dude and a libertarian and you know how it all works.
You think you're telling this board something fresh when all this and all the details have been hashed out before upteen times and most people are in general agreement that there's an establishment that is increasingly becoming more brazen and froward.
Praise be onto you, oh great one.
I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.
Yes, yes, you're a young dude and a libertarian and you know how it all works.
You think you're telling this board something fresh when all this and all the details have been hashed out before upteen times and most people are in general agreement that there's an establishment that is increasingly becoming more brazen and froward.
Praise be onto you, oh great one.
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