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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,052 views  41,995 comments

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7639   Onvacation   2020 Nov 10, 10:13am  

FuckCCP89 says

Is that Hunter's laptop.
7641   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 10, 4:36pm  

That was like the first decent humor I've seen in a long ass time, dog.
7647   richwicks   2020 Nov 11, 2:24pm  

FuckCCP89 says


You dummies. You think after 3 years of Russian Collusion Bullshit and 6 months of the intelligence agencies sending out BLM and Antifa to burn, loot, and murder, and arrest practically nobody, and to order police to stand down, that the nation had a fair election?

Trump did win but our intelligence agencies, just did a coup. They've been trying to do a coup for 4 fucking years.

Why do you think the election process is taking so fucking long? They're creating ballots where it's necessary. Don't blame libertarians when you can't even see the FUCKING obvious.
7648   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 11, 2:29pm  

richwicks says
You dummies.

...

Why do you think the election process is taking so fucking long? They're creating ballots where it's necessary. Don't blame libertarians when you can't even see the FUCKING obvious.





I'd say 90% of the board realized that by Wednesday Morning.

Trump is down by 1% or less in several states, counties, etc. If those libertarians had voted the best likely outcome instead of jacking off to TANSTAAFL bumper stickers, it might have really helped.
7658   richwicks   2020 Nov 12, 3:17pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Trump is down by 1% or less in several states, counties, etc. If those libertarians had voted the best likely outcome instead of jacking off to TANSTAAFL bumper stickers, it might have really helped.


Trump won in a landslide. Having 1% of libertarians vote for Trump would have just required more fake ballots to be created.

I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.

So quit whining that the DNC didn't have to fake more ballots because people are fed up with the fraud and fully realize their vote doesn't matter, and vote to show it.
7659   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 12, 3:26pm  

richwicks says
I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.


Yes, yes, you're a young dude and a libertarian and you know how it all works.

You think you're telling this board something fresh when all this and all the details have been hashed out before upteen times and most people are in general agreement that there's an establishment that is increasingly becoming more brazen and froward.

Praise be onto you, oh great one.
7660   richwicks   2020 Nov 12, 3:32pm  

NoCoupForYou says
richwicks says
I don't see what you don't understand here. It's not like Trump lost the election, we don't have an election system. Shit, for all you fucking know, Jo Jorgensen won the goddamned election. We do not have an election system that can be verified. We're not a democracy, we're not in a republic - this is an oligarchical dictatorship and has been for decades.


Yes, yes, you're a young dude and a libertarian and you know how it all works.

You think you're telling this board something fresh when all this and all the details have been hashed out before upteen times.

Praise be onto you, oh great one.


I'm not a young man. I'm pushing 50. I'm a cynical old man that understands how this nation actually works - not the bullshit we were all fed as children in publik skool.

Somebody bitching about 1% of the voting population voting for Libertarian, as a protest vote, because they know the vote is meaningless and rigged, is wrong. We have a completely crooked, fixed, fraudulent voting system.

I'm a coder, it would literally take me a week with a camera and a linux box to make a voting system that is 100% accurate. All you need to do is read a filled in circle at a particular position. I could read pen, pencil, and even a sharpie - no problem. They aren't so FUCKING INCOMPETENT that they can't read a goddamed piece of paper. This shit was figured out 40 years ago. The SAT tests are tabulated in the same way. It's trivial to do.

So whine all you like about people who know this is just a 4 year fraud. They knew their vote wouldn't count but beyond that, they know your vote doesn't count, and my vote doesn't count.
7661   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 12, 3:55pm  

If Libertarians are so wise, why even bother voting for Jo Jorgensen?

If they have the pulse on everything, they'd KNOW it was futile. The more votes went to Trump, the more obvious they could make the steal.
7662   mell   2020 Nov 12, 4:03pm  

The 1% libertarian votes didn't matter. bi-den got as many votes as he needed either way. Also keep in in mind that Jo is a womynx so her voters may not be very Trumpian and more about feelz. If you want to make it fair, change the system. maybe have run-offs if the race is close with stringent ID requirements and no mail-in ballot bullshit. Every mail in ballot requested is verified (denied if not necessary or fraudulently requested) and watermarked and only marked ballots returned by election date count.
7663   richwicks   2020 Nov 12, 4:05pm  

NoCoupForYou says
The more votes went to Trump, the more obvious they could make the steal.


I don't know how much more fucking obvious it has to be.

Trump got the 2nd most votes for any president, both per capital, and by raw numbers, than any other presidential candidate in all of American history.

However, Biden, a man that is obviously corrupt, who said he had this:

www.youtube.com/embed/WGRnhBmHYN0

got the most.

He's fucking out of his mind, and senile and we're supposed to believe he won.



That is what we're supposed to believe. "Oh if only 1% more people voted for Trump there would have been a little more credibility". If you can't see that this was a coup, you're an idiot, and you aren't an idiot I'm certain. People aren't generally stupid either, most people know we had a coup, but they are cowardly, they are afraid of ridicule, and they will go along to get along.

I was at work 3 days ago, and a few people who I know hate Trump with a passion were in when I walked in, and I asked "everybody having fun with the coup?" and they laughed. They know. They aren't stupid, but they are afraid to voice their opinion, and they are perfectly happy to have Trump out.
7664   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 12, 4:08pm  

richwicks says
I don't know how much more fucking obvious it has to be.


Again, this is condescension to the choir who is already in agreement with the core of the steal argument.

I want solutions, not gloom and dooming which at this point has little further utility IMHO.
7665   richwicks   2020 Nov 12, 4:33pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Again, this is condescension to the choir who is already in agreement with the core of the steal argument.


The entire country is the choir at this point. Even my liberal colleagues know there was a coup. Who is there to preach to?

NoCoupForYou says
I want solutions, not gloom and dooming which at this point has little further utility IMHO.


Wait and see - then if we get the wrong outcome, revolt. That's the only path provided, and, if the country actually wants to fix it. If they want to fix it, and that certainly remains to be seen.
7672   Patrick   2020 Nov 13, 8:05pm  

OK, that's widely reported enough that I'm pretty sure it's a true quote from Bolsonaro.

I would totally vote for him. No fear.
7673   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 13, 8:41pm  

He talks like Gym Teachers prior to the start of the Century.
7676   Bd6r   2020 Nov 13, 9:12pm  

7677   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 13, 9:57pm  

7678   Bd6r   2020 Nov 14, 3:04pm  

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