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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,907 views  41,996 comments

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7706   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Nov 22, 11:42am  

7711   Tenpoundbass   2020 Nov 23, 6:34pm  

When it looks like Biden got elected and you don't have to go do BLM shit no more.

https://streamable.com/4o2ku2
7712   Tenpoundbass   2020 Nov 23, 6:54pm  

Wanna BET!? You Lose! Good BYE!

There's something fishy with that video, that the cops weren't there by then, or that he didn't get his ass beat when he started upping the ante with the N word.
7713   Eric Holder   2020 Nov 23, 7:00pm  

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.


She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."


The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, about 40 feet above a ground elevation of 2,400 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.


She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"


"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."



The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."


"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.

You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.


You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem.

You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.”
7714   Booger   2020 Nov 23, 7:16pm  

Biden transition:
7715   Patrick   2020 Nov 23, 7:23pm  

Trump has got liberals worshipping the integrity of insecure electronic voting machines.

— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) November 20, 2020
7728   Bd6r   2020 Nov 28, 2:02pm  

7729   Bd6r   2020 Nov 28, 2:03pm  

7730   Bd6r   2020 Nov 28, 2:03pm  

7744   Bd6r   2020 Dec 2, 12:33pm  

7745   Bd6r   2020 Dec 2, 12:33pm  

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