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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,101,355 views  42,024 comments

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12278   Ceffer   2021 Dec 8, 10:13am  

Yeah, there's no Globalist Blackmail there on ole Boris.
12280   Booger   2021 Dec 8, 2:56pm  

12286   Ceffer   2021 Dec 9, 1:56am  

12288   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 9, 7:38am  

“Mr. Stone, the AP has reported that you’ve decided to assert your Fifth Amendment rights. Do you have any comments, sir?” a man filming asked Stone, who was wearing a shirt with the message, “Roger Stone Did Nothing Wrong”.

“You’re with The Daily Beast?” Stone followed up.

“Yes sir, I am,” the man confirmed.

“Fuck you,” Stone curtly replied.

“Excuse me, sir?” the reporter asked.

“Yeah, fuck you,” Stone said, adding, “I only talk to legitimate news organizations.”
12290   Bd6r   2021 Dec 9, 8:45am  

12291   Bd6r   2021 Dec 9, 8:45am  

12292   Bd6r   2021 Dec 9, 8:46am  

12293   Bd6r   2021 Dec 9, 8:46am  

12294   Bd6r   2021 Dec 9, 8:47am  

12295   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 9, 9:23am  

12296   Karloff   2021 Dec 9, 9:39am  

Mary Clottins

12298   AmericanKulak   2021 Dec 9, 2:46pm  

Hi-Points, American Kalashnikovs. Overpriced Gun makers be jealous of the Yeet Canons.
12299   Ceffer   2021 Dec 9, 4:37pm  

When 'debunking' articles in the MSM become the gold standard that what they claim to debunk is actually the truth. Effort and lengths they go to to debunk is the indicator of how true it is.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/64541?source=patrick.net
12300   Ceffer   2021 Dec 9, 4:46pm  

Juicy sentenced to two years of ass raping in a maximum security penitentiary. Juicy smiles and thanks judge for his mercy and wants to know when he can get started.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/64584?source=patrick.net
12305   Ceffer   2021 Dec 10, 11:29am  

Oh, great, we are competing with Liberia for bottom of the barrel corruption, now.
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12309   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 10, 12:05pm  

Can it be said Shitting your pants, is Presidential?


Will you go to hell if you Shit your pants, when meet the Pope, then soon after, he announces he's dying.
12310   HeadSet   2021 Dec 10, 1:00pm  

Is that Biden toilet paper part of any "Wipe Out Alzheimer’s" campaign?
12311   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Dec 10, 2:29pm  

Ceffer says

White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercials, so there's no point in including them. That said, when I inadvertently see a commercial, I'm pretty surprised how badly the occasional white male is portrayed. I suppose those products aren't meant for me.
12312   richwicks   2021 Dec 10, 3:17pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercials, so there's no point in including them.


Yeah ^^^ this. The people you see in an advertisement are meant to appeal to people who watch them. The only people I know who will sit through a commercial are the very elderly, and the very lazy - so commercials are meant to appeal to people who won't use a DVR, don't have a DVR, or have so much time don't care about skipping the commercial.

I used to hang out with a neighbor for beers - he was on "disability" (i.e. literally found a way to avoid work because he didn't want to do that) and all he did was watch television and drink. He used to sit through commercials, and it had been a long time since I saw television - the same commercial, the SAME EXACT commercial, would show up sometimes more than once in the same commercial break. I didn't time it, but I think 40% of the time is on commercials, and 60% on whatever program the are showing.

I predict television as we know (knew?) it won't exist in 20 years.
12313   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:00pm  

12314   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12315   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12316   Bd6r   2021 Dec 10, 5:01pm  

12317   Booger   2021 Dec 10, 5:34pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
White people, apparently, are smart enough to avoid the commercia


Blacks are too lazy to skip over commercials.

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