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Is this definitive? The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade? Definitively?
Apparently there's a kerfluffle that there's a rumor that some Sotomayor clerk leaked the draft. Which is racist to blame the Wise Latina... excuse me, Wise Latinx.
Until it comes out that a Sotomayor clerk really did, in which case they will be the Hero of Democracy(tm) Whistleblower(tm).
What is the legal reasoning behind overturning it?
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After gathering at the steps of the Supreme Court and chanting all through the night in support of abortion, a crowd of worshippers are still having a hard time getting their pagan god Moloch to hear them.
"We've chanted, and danced, and even cut ourselves with knives, but still, Moloch is silent," said protest leader and male feminist Skeeve Rapenburg. "Why does he not hear? Why won't he send down fire from the sky and consume this infernal SCOTUS building? MOLOCH! HEAR US!"
Sources at the scene have suggested that Moloch may possibly be on vacation, sitting on the toilet with terrible diarrhea, or binging the latest season of My Little Pony on Netflix. To get the attention of the ancient god of child blood sacrifice, the protestors will have to resort to even more extreme attention-seeking methods, such as arson or screaming into the camera in a TikTok video.
"We will not rest until the great Moloch hears us," shouted Rapenburg, banging his drums even louder.
At publishing time, the crowd was discussing the possibility of sacrificing a beautiful virgin to get the god's attention but failed to do so after being unable to find any virgins.
Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
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My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC
Is this definitive? The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade? Definitively?
Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
12h
My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
Ian Haworth
@ighaworth
12h
My pansexual queer 3-year-old child of color, Pebble Solomon Haworth, just read the Politico SCOTUS leak, looked up at me and asked, through tears, “non-birthing parent, why would Ron DeSantis do this?”
May 3, 2022 · 4:25 AM UTC
What is the legal reasoning behind overturning it?
This is risky, but I'd bet my dick that Roe v Wade isn't over-turned and value my dick.
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By Jim Hoft
Published May 3, 2022
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By Kira Davis | May 02, 2022
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