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Sexy Picture Thread


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2116   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 5, 10:39pm  

Could be!
2118   Onvacation   2022 Jul 7, 6:37pm  

She's certainly not going to walk to town in those shoes.
2119   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 7, 8:53pm  

This is the 1950s average (though 5'5, so an inch or two taller than average):



This is the 2020 average:
2120   Onvacation   2022 Jul 9, 4:25pm  

Onvacation says

She's certainly not going to walk to town in those shoes.

Am I the only one who noticed her shoes?
2121   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 14, 9:39pm  

Ah, the last two... natural beauty... and tits.
2122   just_passing_through   2022 Jul 18, 10:05pm  

Da Vinci was drawing the wrong pictures.
2124   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 23, 9:39am  

Here's a sexy picture that was posted today. I was confused at first of the orientation and composition of this photo.
I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle. Depending on which perspective the leg photo was taken, it's either too risqué and NSFW, or it's an innocent artsy classy pick of a leg.

2125   GNL   2022 Jul 23, 11:49am  

Tenpoundbass says

Here's a sexy picture that was posted today. I was confused at first of the orientation and composition of this photo.
I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle. Depending on which perspective the leg photo was taken, it's either too risqué and NSFW, or it's an innocent artsy classy pick of a leg.



Pretty sure the foot is at the top of the photo.
2126   Ceffer   2022 Jul 23, 12:03pm  

What's this have to do with tits. I'm offended.
2127   richwicks   2022 Jul 23, 6:20pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle.


I would say arm with a breast that is covered, AND I'm not even certain it's a woman.
2128   stereotomy   2022 Jul 27, 10:53am  

just_passing_through says

Da Vinci was drawing the wrong pictures.

That's because Da Vinci was a fag.
2129   just_passing_through   2022 Jul 27, 10:50pm  

stereotomy says


That's because Da Vinci was a fag.


Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You passed the test!
2131   Onvacation   2022 Jul 28, 6:31pm  

Great demo of resonant frequencies! Notice that it is much higher than large boobed babes.
2132   Onvacation   2022 Jul 28, 6:35pm  

Upon further study, though size does matter, it seems there are some other variables involved.

Boob bounce frequency has fascinated me. I will continue my research.
2133   HeadSet   2022 Jul 28, 7:11pm  

Onvacation says


Great demo of resonant frequencies! Notice that it is much higher than large boobed babes.

And I thought resonant frequency was an electrical concept. I would like to conduct a test with a frequency of boob manipulation, but her reluctance may give me some resistance.
2134   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 7:53pm  

Battery powered twerking implants?
2135   Onvacation   2022 Jul 28, 8:42pm  

HeadSet says

And I thought resonant frequency was an electrical concept.

from https://www.engineeringclicks.com/resonant-frequency-equation/
Resonance is a physical reaction in a vibrating system, whereby certain frequencies elicit oscillation at a higher amplitude than normal. The frequency or frequencies that achieve the maximum amplitude are known as the resonant frequencies. At these frequencies, forces with a relatively low period can cause sizeable oscillations.

HeadSet says

I would like to conduct a test with a frequency of boob manipulation

Try cowgirl, then time your thrusts to get maximum boob wiggle, that's resonant frequency.

But I'm not a physicist. HeadSet says

her reluctance may give me some resistance.

more lube
2136   Onvacation   2022 Jul 28, 8:45pm  

@huntertits this thread needs a little help. Meanwhile
marcus says





2137   stereotomy   2022 Aug 1, 2:57pm  

HunterTits says



These - real, asymmetrical, natural.
2138   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 2, 8:01am  

stereotomy says

HunterTits says




These - real, asymmetrical, natural.

They're all real and they're fantastic. The joy is in the bounce
2139   stereotomy   2022 Aug 5, 9:28am  

AmericanKulak says

stereotomy says


HunterTits says





These - real, asymmetrical, natural.


They're all real and they're fantastic. The joy is in the bounce

I'm just saying that real tits have a degree of asymmetry, just like your left foot is slightly bigger than your right foot (if you're right-handed).

Perhaps the surgeons build a little asymmetry in to the bolt-ons nowdays. I dunno, I defer to the expert @huntertits.
2141   Ceffer   2022 Aug 15, 3:58pm  

Warm weather doesn't produce perky, goose bumped enough nipples.
2142   HeadSet   2022 Aug 17, 7:21am  

Ceffer says

Warm weather doesn't produce perky, goose bumped enough nipples.

That what your hands are for.
2143   RC2006   2022 Aug 18, 4:58pm  

ZipperTits says



Hot vampire alien.
2144   Patrick   2022 Aug 18, 10:09pm  

What movie is that from?
2145   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 19, 1:01am  

Patrick says


What movie is that from?

Lifeforce

One of the few movies that's BETTER than the book, which I finally read, which is full of 60s liberation crap to make the better Progressive Marcusian/Foucaultian BS if we can only have unlimited orgasms and fetishes we'll all be better people yadda yadda yadda. Valada is like a Reich type character who lives in Sweden and stays alive by drawing slightly on the sex energy of 2-3 snowbunnies who live with him. The book itself has very little to do with space vampires causing a plague of life suckers like the movie, it's mostly a completely different thing. I don't remember finishing it, actually.

Come to me, Carlson...

I probably watched this movie 50 times between age 11-13. And really the whole thing, it'd be awesome even without the T&A.

The actress is Matilda May, by the way ;)
2146   HeadSet   2022 Aug 19, 6:50am  

Patrick says

What movie is that from?

"Life Force." An alien ship comes to Earth every few centuries where the aliens feed by sucking the life force out of humans. It explains all the vampire type stories that happened throughout history.
2149   stereotomy   2022 Aug 21, 1:00pm  

AmericanKulak says

Patrick says



What movie is that from?

Lifeforce

One of the few movies that's BETTER than the book, which I finally read, which is full of 60s liberation crap to make the better Progressive Marcusian/Foucaultian BS if we can only have unlimited orgasms and fetishes we'll all be better people yadda yadda yadda. Valada is like a Reich type character who lives in Sweden and stays alive by drawing slightly on the sex energy of 2-3 snowbunnies who live with him. The book itself has very little to do with space vampires causing a plague of life suckers like the movie, it's mostly a completely different thing. I don't remember finishing it, actually.

Come to me, Carlson...

I probably watched this movie 50 times between age 11-13. And really the whole thing, it'd be awesome even without the T&A.

The actress is Matilda May, by the way ;)

HeadSet says

Patrick says


What movie is that from?

"Life Force." An alien ship comes to Earth every few centuries where the aliens feed by sucking the life force out of humans. It explains all the vampire type stories that happened throughout history.


Yeah, but . . . she's a frog!

Nice tits BTW, a solid b+ cup, even better in motion.
2150   Patrick   2022 Aug 21, 8:36pm  

No, haven't seen it, but it's on my list now.
2151   Ceffer   2022 Aug 22, 11:44am  

AmericanKulak says


Come to me, Carlson...

Paraphrase:
"Who are you? Why are you so perfect?"
"I'm you, Carlson. You made me, from your deepest thoughts, your deepest desires!"

A space vampire with a perfect wank subconscious generated avatar. If only they could do that for Biden Actor(s).
2153   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 26, 7:34pm  

ZipperTits says



That's close toperfection for me!
2154   porkchopXpress   2022 Aug 31, 10:10am  

ZipperTits says


Now if they all could only fart at the same time, I'd be in heaven

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