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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,265,323 views  35,198 comments

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22489   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:24pm  

Santa Rosa and Paradise, how do you like our l'il friend? Oh, your just ashes, sorry.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22581

22490   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:25pm  

Little glitch, they haven't quite worked out the reassembly part yet.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22582
22491   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:27pm  

Pretty soon, you'll be able to fry an egg on your cell phone.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22584
22492   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:29pm  

The infiltrated terrorist combatants over the open borders worked, they really, really worked!

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22586
22493   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:34pm  

I thought it was the Fed that got downgraded to junk. If they can't have it their way, they'll just blow the whole thing up Illuminati style on the fiat printing press front, and attempt one last time to electronically shackle the system.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26832
22494   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:36pm  

The way they talk, you'd almost think this all wasn't planned.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26835
22495   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:37pm  

We'll call her the Waltzing Matilda of Childhood Mutilation.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26836
22497   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:45pm  

Auntie Lindsey is just really pissed about not getting his Ukrainian Adrenochrome fix and trafficked child quota.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26846
22498   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:50pm  

"They throw so much shit at me outside the store, I get most of my groceries for free!"

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26857
22499   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:56pm  

Biden Actor Administration sucking the CCP's cock again, because he finances anti CCP press and Bannon conservatism.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26870
22500   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:01pm  

McCarthy is trying to acquire enough Trump Trading Stamps to earn a free night and day with Stormy.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26881
22501   richwicks   2023 Mar 18, 8:03pm  

Ceffer says

Watch the demons squirm and gaslight under the questions. That is a better answer than what they actually said.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22578


Ceffer says

Watch the demons squirm and gaslight under the questions. That is a better answer than what they actually said.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22578



These are just microwaves. The Japanese tried to develop them at the end of WWII.
22502   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:04pm  

Guess they'll just have to do it with a skeleton crew of 40 percent.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27020
22503   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:06pm  

So glad we get the unvarnished opinion of somebody guilty of multiple acts of treason, sedition, conspiracy and perjury. Course, it might not even be NancyFuck, too unwithered, but her imposter.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27016
22504   Patrick   2023 Mar 18, 10:34pm  

Ceffer says






A real thing:


Kill the Banker is one of the steepest in-bounds runs in North America, with a vertical drop of 2,864 feet and about a mile in length. Pro skier Chris Rubens describes it as "one of the longest sustained pitches I’ve ever found". Located in Revelstoke at 5,541 feet and filled with pillow lines and drops to give any expert skier a run for their money.
22505   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 11:54pm  

Yeah, we know. When they showed the FBI going over Epstein Island, I commented that it was the kiss of death and they were only there to either destroy of sequester evidence (or preserve their hard purchased blackmail for the Intel agencies to continue using).There was a ton of stuff also in Epstein's 'one dollar mansion' in New York (it was sold to him for a dollar).

22506   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:17am  

"Janet Yellen Just Poured Lighter Fluid On Every Small Bank In America" LOL! She'll do for the Fed what Nuland did for Ukraine, bless her little gaslighting heart.
"What in the world was she thinking? When a bailout was hastily arranged for uninsured depositors at Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, the implication was that the same thing would be done for uninsured depositors at any other banks that failed. But now U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen is telling us that is not actually what will happen. She just admitted that depositors at a failed bank will only be protected if officials determine that a “failure to protect uninsured depositors would create systemic risk and significant economic and financial consequences”. So that means that depositors at big banks are likely to be protected and that depositors at small banks are much less likely to be protected. In other words, Janet Yellen just poured lighter fluid on every small bank in America."https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=219246

Likely, bail outs will priortise the banks that are on the correct side of the politics, a form of reward/punishment. It also means the 'bribe and insurrection' banks like SVB can keep up their good works of subversion.
22508   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:34am  

"Our noble diversity hire is often seen with a drool bucket, so his special assistant will be helping him out."

22509   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:38am  

I sometimes wonder if Reagan's 'senility' was toxically induced by Bush/CIA to discredit him and keep him from blabbing.
22513   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:42am  

LOL!

22516   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:49am  

If you have ever lived in LA, you will recognize how LA shallow bimbo soy this is.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/90863
22517   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:51am  

literally, the Crypt Keeper.

22524   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 1:04am  

A lot of them just look stuff up on the computer and recite nowadays.

22525   AmericanKulak   2023 Mar 19, 1:11am  

A doctor, esp. one practicing for less than a decade, lives in mortal fear of a license revocation.

They have hundreds of thousands to pay off and years invested plus a year or so of $13/hr 60-hour work weeks to make up for.
22526   Blue   2023 Mar 19, 1:56am  

Sounds like there has been a push back on "AI doctor" on the basis that it is "biased". At this rate big pharma can control both Human and "AI robot" doctors.
22527   Onvacation   2023 Mar 19, 10:00am  

Worried FBI

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