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DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
If you'll wear it, I'll get you a CANNIBAL ANARCHY! hat.
I'm thinking that you should get a temp tattoo of Trumps face with your nipple where his pie hole is. It will be kind of like the urinal picture, but as a milk tap instead of a urine trap. Then write Apocalypse on your other breast, because that Trump tattoo won't be that unique.
You can always Photoshop the logos du jour.
That would be easier to place, edit, and more artistic than temporary tattoo desecration without all the mess.
Trump's face belongs in another anatomic location that won't be the subject of the avatar, maybe "avatars we would wish for."
Ironman, impotence, senility, and repeating yourself are early warning signs for heart problems. Stents and bypasses are in your future.
Now, let's not have rumbles while discussing the sacred subject of tits.
That super rare commodity of boobs online looks more out of reach today than ever for the patnet crew.
7 in 10 women have an unfavorable impression of Trump and he has slid nationally to an all time record low of 65% unfavorable rating in general. Trump is showing Obama how it's really done in the ratings department.
But, Trump is hitting back. Boom. He is going back to that solid rallying cry: we're gonna build a WALL! Unfortunately, enemies on all sides are pointing out just how bat-sh*t crazy the new proposal of cutting off remittances to make Mexico pay for said wall, is. Trump isn't just being called un-presidential now, they are calling him utterly clueless, and using some big-big words, his supporters probably don't really understand, to do it.
Yes. Unfortunately, I'm much more sure today that turtledove won't have her empowerment moment, or whatever this is supposed to be about.
Wait, what? Did someone say boobs?
Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.
Patnetters will suffer post-Turtledove-sproinger anticipation withdrawal.
The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.
Which is why, in a final moment of surging hormones and rampant pity, you will broadcast the pulitzer twotitszer prize....because..well...in libbyland, everyone's a winner!
There's a lot at stake.
The consolation prize... My naked feet. So, we've gotta win this. There's a lot at stake.
If you were an amputee, you definitely would bring in the fetish vote.
So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).
And.... save to camera roll. That'll come in handy! ;)
Hairy toes. Now there's an incentive to get Trump in.
Who wants to see a hobbit foot avatar.
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Freckled?
Nah. Just the typical long, bony feet you'd expect on a person of my body-type. Feet modeling was never in the cards for me. The toes are hairless, however.
Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated
Let's just hope you don't set a trend....
Rosie O'Donnell may bare her testicles if Hitlery is nominated.... yuk!
Could have been way worse. We could have been subjected to Dumps tits.
Or even worse, the mushroom that Stormy spoke of. Excuse me while I go throw up
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Why, you might be asking? Because the republican establishment says that Trump isn't "presidential." The new avatar will symbolize that even the educated, (usually) prim and proper mom of two is embracing the idea that the old rules have to go.