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Here I thought this topic was about Hillary Clinton scouring for young men in the woods.
Today I learned that if I ever take up jogging, do so with someone who can't run as fast as I can.
The mountain lion was politically incorrect, and thus, deserved to die:
"According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks (pictured) was an avid biker, who co-founded Friends on Bikes Seattle to create a bike community where women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color could come together and have fun on bikes."
A Seattle/Portland mountain lion should have known better and only killed a cis-gendered white male, preferably by first attacking his genitals.
an old Lakota joke my great grandma used to tell. It basically amounts to two bear hunters who discuss that bears can run 35 mph. The first hunter puts on hiking boots. The second puts on running shoes. First hunter "Why do you have on running shoes when bears can outrun a Toyota?"
When your oral traditions include foreign automobiles, running shoes, and English measurement units, it kind of casts doubt upon their ancient native provenance.
You don’t have to be faster than a bear; you only need to be faster than your partner.
What was worse, the mauling death or the fashion atrocity?
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't run. But I'm not sure I would do the right thing.
A couger jumped and attacked victim #1.
Victim #2 turned and started to run away.
The cougar saw Victim #2 and went after Victim #2.
Victim #1 saw his friend being pulled by the cougar. He got on his bike and started to bike away and survived to tell the tale.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/20/cougar-kills-1-mountain-biker-injures-2nd-near-seattle.html