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Prank calls when young lead to boiler room supervisor when older

If we hear you have been strangled with phone cords, we'll know why.

Did you call a liquor store and ask them if they had PRINCE ALBERT in a can?

My coworker and I likes to prank phone solicitors. Especially health insurance solicitors. We ask them if the plan will pay for crack. The we tell them hold on a minute while I take a hit of this big ole boulder.

You would be surprised how many of them acts like this is all normal behavior and patiently wait while we smoke our crack(not really).

Most of those phone workers are druggies themselves, so it doesn't shock them. The ones from India however will lecture you on drugs being bad, while they judge you harshly.

Not a calling prank, but I'm gonna bake 200+ dinner rolls and throw them in my friends yards on Thanksgiving knowing they won't be home. Get my nephews to help. Take the golf cart and go stealth mode at dark hoping not to get pulled over (legal cart, but will 100% be drinking). Just chuck 20 or so all over their front yards. Gotta account for ring doorbells on this one, but the kids have good arms where it shouldn't trigger it.

I can't stand my in laws and the other husband is a white trash retard type. I should say he's unintelligent I guess. I can ride around for an hour and do this to get away from everyone. I'll text the friends from a temporary number. "You've been rolled"

Insomnia is great. Some of my best ideas come in the late night hours. Attracting animals is of concern, but I don't care. Less intrusive than TP'ing a house that last for weeks. It will be freezing and I'll have to hide them in my car anyway. So they'll be rock hard for maximum distance and roll. Might buy some frisbees with "You've been Rolled" on them.