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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 11, 5:01pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

THE! SANCTIFYING! BALM! has copious proportions of memory enhancing vitamins and proteins.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 11, 6:30pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I can see the ads now.

EXTREME CLOSE-UP: Shaking elderly lady in wheelchair drooling uncontrollably

"Don't let this fate befall you! Three to 15 swallows a day keeps the Alzheimer's away!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 11, 10:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Unless James Fields was FREE! to enjoy the protection of a police escort while he drove over rioting hippies, FREEDOM! has no meaning!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 5:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The Clinton Foundation is a scam but somehow its lawyers have managed to keep the lights on. Trump on the other hand ran his foundation with the same precision and probity as his casinos and ended up having to shutter the thing.

"DUH! Donny make crime? Sobby! DONNIE! MAKE! MOO!"

http://time.com/5032744/president-trump-is-officially-dissolving-his-charitable-foundation/
"President Donald Trump is dissolving his charitable foundation nearly a year after it admitted to violating federal rules on “self-dealing,” according to newly-filed tax documents."
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 6:02am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Obama used to hide when Michelle would step into the Blackhawk's locker room and challenge the team to hard-on contests.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 6:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

CBOEtrader says
so you mean Trumo did the right thing w a charity 1/400th the size of Clinton foundation.


No, no could mean anything like that given the facts. Fuckface was caught and given the choice close the scam - whose greatest act of charity was buying Trump a portrait of himself - or face referrals to Justice. Fuckface chose to admit to his crimes and ditch the scam.

Still, if you want to be creative, you could just claim that the IRS made up a bunch of fictions whole cloth and threatened to use them to indict the only honest man left in AMERICA! and have Alex Jones and Fox scream a crusading charity was closed by the twisted deep state libby jihad that controls the government.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 6:38am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

BlueSardine says
Make it law to have minimum 90% giveaway to charities, or else you ain't one...


So you want to close the Red Cross and orphanages that finance operational enterprises?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 6:43pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Second the asshole lights the spliff, pour gasoline over a pile of old tires and torch 'em up.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 12, 6:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Maybe there was nothin on TV.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 8:06am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is exactly like shooting JESUS! in the face during the sermon on the mount.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 12:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

LIBBY jihadi will never collect a dime. TRUMPLIGULA! will order the ruling vacated and the judge put to death.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 1:36pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Glass-Steagel is exactly like shooting Jesus in the face while he delivered the sermon on the mount.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 2:34pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He wants people to take him seriously about being a she, he'll show up at the first debate and rip his own dick and balls off and eat them in front of the voters.

Vermonters won't accept pretense in a governor or a cow.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 4:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why do you hate the glories and righteousness of the 2nd Amendment?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 7:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Cohen looked surprised and a bit off put. The guy had a grip and wouldn't let go.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 13, 7:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This must be a lot like Trump and Putin's meetings.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 1:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
Does this work with IHL's and their knobby strap ons?


Undoubtedly, this guy's technique came from somewhere.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 10:16am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

DASKAA says
I don't care who you are, but that shit is funny. Sasha Whats-his-face is a fucking genius to make people do that kind of shit with cameras rolling.


The guy is in the wrong business. The capacity to make people believe and accept complete falsehoods is the heart and art of fraud.

It's a good thing he isn't interested in white collar crime.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 10:24am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Wait until Omarosa shows up on ESPN2 naked and oiled and masturbating to the sounds of her White House tapes as a performance art tour de force protected by the first amendment, copyright and transcending the authority of any mere NDA.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 10:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He'll be convicted of tax fraud.

Gates will tell the prosecutors where to find the notes that bridge the campaign and the live Russian operatives in Manafort's archives if they don't already have them isolated.

The deal will be Manafort walks for confirmation of Trump's participation in conspiracy.

Then the indictment that matters hits the desk.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 10:50am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A 30 second burst from M134 would have cleared this up in well under a minute.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 1:08pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        



"MRGHPH! SHRLURGSH! FRURFGRSH!," Roberts screamed in the name of FREE!dom and JESUS!.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 2:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

You can only trust BITE!-PROOFED! dildos!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 2:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No reason why a house should be any more expensive than it was in 1975.

FACE!, it's all that will be left to eat!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 3:02pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is the natural state of a Republican:

PANT! PANT! COCK! MUST! SUCK!



GGGGRRGGGGGGFFFGH! PANT!


MRRGGHFHNGHURFSH! MORE! COCK! SLRUFVSH!


MRRGGHFHNGHURFSH! GGGGRRGGGGGGFFFGH! GHRRGGGHHHFFRRGG! URRRGGGGFF!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 3:06pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

lostand confused says
are they angling for an appeal?



They know the deal they cut. No use burning docket time when they've got an outcome they can live with.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 5:29pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Everyone in public should be fucking at all times, unless they are firing a gun, to neutralize the capacity for people to molest.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 14, 7:22pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The guy in the dress should have started screaming, “I’m UNLEASHING! THE! MONSTER!" and smacked up a rip snorter and challenged the entire plane to a hard-on contest.

That would have clarified things.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 15, 1:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

You could feel the loss of pay check purchasing power by the early 80s.

It is the plan.

The end game is YAMS! and the BELT!-FED! lifestyle.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 15, 10:10am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I loved the way I could get a toddler with pepperoni on Whats App.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 15, 10:19am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

They have unisex bathrooms on Amtrak and no one uses them because they are always filled with bearded guys in house schmattas stroking their hard-ons and waving their tongues.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 15, 12:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

These are fantastic cities if you're packing belt-fed and carry pockets full of anti-bacterial rubbers.

Kill to your hearts content and dozens of hookers on every corner.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 15, 12:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
If Omarosa had a hard on contest with Michelle, Michelle would bat her into left field.



THIS! IS! THE! PAY! PER! VIEW! BLOCKBUSTER! program of the century, or at least the last two!

YES!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 16, 8:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's hard to hug someone who is shrieking SEIG! HEIL!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 16, 9:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

IMPOSSIBLE!

NO! ONE! HAS! EVER! seen the price of a house fall.

A parking spot in Victorville will be worth 141x the GDP of Norway by this time next year.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 17, 4:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Keep shooting black people in the back until you learn to enjoy the screams, the thrashing and death throws like a normal white person.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Aug 17, 4:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is stupid.

Fuck the editorials.

Complete independent or collaborative forensic analyses and publish referrals to the special prosecutor and the ICC at Den Haag.

First newspaper to publish the underwriting notes and related communications associated with Trump's Deutsche Bank note fucking wins.



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