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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 8:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Next year more TAX! REFORM! will include subsidies for billionaires to deduct the cost of helicopters and belt-fed ordnance to shoot working class people from the sky and ice picks to take the fillings out of their teeth.

WIN! WIN!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 10:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But 1000x what we would pay in the paradise of Somalia!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 2:18pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SHE! IS! THE! SATAN!

HOW! will AMERICA! ever survive the HORROR! of the jihadi monster ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 3:41pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Every LIBBY! JIHADI! waits by the phone for the command from THE! SATANIC! MONSTER! ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! for the order to KILL! all the white people.

Every word, every fart, every eye movement is a command from THE! SATANIC! MONSTER! ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! to inflict some kind of DIABOLICAL! HORROR! on the WHITE! people of AMERICA!

Unless we watch her vigilantly and counter every SATANIC! COMMUNICATION! with her minions, AMERICA! is DOOMED!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 6:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rasmussen is actually HITLER!'s pollster.

They send people in public parks shrieking SEIG! HEIL! and goose stepping up to survey subjects to ask is THE! FUHRER! MAN! OR GOTT! ?

It kind of biases the survey base.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 6:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The next tax cut will inspire so much entrepreneurialism that all the trees in North America will vanish there will be so much money to print and there won't be any more trees to create smog and global warming which doesn't exist will disappear because MAGA.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 7:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The place is overwhelmed with seals and polar bears.

Just grab one and eat!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 12, 7:43pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The winner is and will be the last guy with the last yam and lasts bullet and the last wife who can spot his shots though smoke, flames and incoming ordnance.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 11:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SLAVERY! IS! A! SACRAMENT!

THE! 13! AMENDMENT! WAS! INFLICTED! ILLEGALLY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 5:22pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

These animals have had lifetimes to become billionaires and command vast wealth and build armies to defend their lands and possessions and they've chosen to be wretches dependent upon the state and we're supposed to reward them when by all measures they deserve only merciful headshots?

What's happened to AMERICA! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 8:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Poor people will have to sell their blood to preserve billionaires' job creation capacity.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 8:16pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A solid punch in the face and a heart-felt "Snap the fuck out of it" is all anyone needs.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:02am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why PatNet is the only daily must-read on the Internet.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Doctors will just shoot patients who show up with Mediscam cards and yank the fillings from their teeth in the driveway.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MEDISCAM: YOU'RE! BETTER! OFF! DEAD!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Any police auction will offer plenty of cars that will start and go into gear for under $100 or $200 and offer the important safety feature of looking so menacing that drivers steer clear of them.

There is a word for people who go to dealerships, used by people who work at dealerships: ASSHOLE!s.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 7:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Of course!

ONLY GREAT AMERICA!ns stab everyone on the back, fuck them in the ass and take their wallets and enslave them, not like those LIBBY! CUNTS! who whine about everyone being too WHITE! and not GAY! enough.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 8:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The other 20 percent are cackling bestial lechers, stalking innocent animals in zoos and public parks.

Less than 1 percent cruise housewives' homes.

Those usually end up getting married to one of them, sometime after the husband discovers spouse pestorking the bejesus out of the pastor.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pathetic.

A REAL! PRECEDENT! would force Mexico at gun point to build the wall, using their children as bricks and cement mortar.

YEAH! That's what AMERICA! wants!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

The earth will be swallowed by the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

NO! ONE! CAN! SURVIVE! the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is the GREATEST! ENEMY! AMERICA! HAS! EVER! FACED!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! VILE! THAN! HITLER!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! FANATICAL! THAN! TOJO!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! EVIL! THAN! THE! AYATOLLAH!

Who will save AMERICA! from the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 10:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wow, is anyone supposed to care?

Did any of these species vote for Trump?

Clue: Trump won.

Dying won't change that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 12:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So?

It's only 11.2 billion.

Things could go south tomorrow and Bezos would be left to whisper offers from the bushes at truck stops.

Why does everyone hate RISK! TAKER!s and JOB! CREATOR!s ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 1:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

WHO! can possibly understand and protect AMERICA! from all the EVIL! that lurks within ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! and MENACES! AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

EISENHOWER!, that fucking hippie freak, should be indicted posthumously for SOCIALISM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 16, 12:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BANKS! FUCK! AMERICA! IN! THE! ASS!

BECAUSE! BLOOD! IN! THE! SHOES! =! FREEDOM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 16, 10:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pay $56 for a police auction special, who gives a fuck what gas costs?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 18, 2:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Didn't anyone ask the nurse if she was WET! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 3:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Saudi Arabia needs only FREEDOM!

A second amendment will fix their shit.

Armed expatriates, armed chicks, cheap gas, fucking A!

Paradise!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 4:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We need national holidays dedicated to HOTT! lesbians making out and slurping each other.

If every Monday was HOTT! LESBO! EAT! FACE! MONDAY!, followed by (FUR!) TACO! MUNCH! TUESDAY!, think of how productive AMERICA! would be.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 9:04am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Boomers are free to shoot themselves or each other in the face when the agony of their infirmities becomes too much to bear.

Why do they hate FREE!dom?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 6:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If the kids were armed they would not have to fear being murdered by a TV!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 6:56pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You know what M134 can do to a chest of drawers.

You know not to leave home without M134 or let your toddlers leave your side without M134.

'Nuff said.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 9:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's going to be replaced by dial-a-rollo-brothel.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 20, 8:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SA took care of one libby cunt journalist with bone saws.

Imagine what MBS could do with a bunch a nukes!

Washington Post? BYE!

NY Times? TOAST!

All libby cunts fucking glowing in the dark, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 20, 4:56pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is framed as 'news' ?

Clue.

Show up fertile at a job interview.

You're fucked.

Show up with a kid.

You're fucked.

Show up with a kid with a medical history, any at all.

You're fucked.

Sick kid after you're hired.

You're fired.

And your supervisor gets a bonus for removing the exposure to the quarterly returns.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 20, 4:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

There are pictures of Trump circulating with guys.

As if anyone ever heard him speak would be surprised.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 20, 7:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Flynn's success would have made libby heads asplode.

Of course.

They hate success.

MBS would have nuked many libbies.

This is why the deep state is putting him away.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 4:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More libby hysteria directed at a Great Patriot.

These libby jihadi want to kill every last white man in AMERICA! and surrender AMERICA! to sharia and Hasson's guilty of being able to see that?

MBS and Trump had the good sense to saw Khashoggi into bite sized bits. Hasson is just more ambitious in his program of securing AMERICA! from traitorous fifth columnists and the jihadists from The League of Women Voters.

Hasson should expect to receive the medal of FREE!dom from God President Trump for his novel use of Botulism, a pardon and an animal of his choice from the National Zoo to sodomize and eat, preferably an 'endangered' species, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 8:45am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is clearly a case of self defense

All the jihadists he needs to kill are out to kill him and every white christian AMERICA!n.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 9:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hahahaaha!

Trump will pass laws making debt inheritable, except for billionaires.

  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 11:54am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Latest progress is that your toaster now conspires with Google and Amazon to datarape you, your spouse, your kids and your pets.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 3:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That settles it!

OPEN! FIRE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 5:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There are unlimited Russian oligarchs needing shacks to use to launder money.

There is no reason a 3/2 in San Bernardino shouldn't be valued at 400x the GDP of the Czech Republic.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 6:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Everyone on his staff is telling him to FUCK! YOURSELF! to Trump's face because he doesn't really register what people say to him any more.

USSS code word for Trump has been changed unofficially to 'Numb Nuts.'
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 6:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They are off work by 2pm, leaving at least six hours in the day to stage and show shacks and condos and, over the years, be able to afford to live within a day's drive of Oakland.

What's their problem?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 7:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wayne was kind of twinky

Better they should rename it Charles Bronson Air Field and put a statue of him at the entrance with a sniper rifle aimed at the oncoming traffic.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 7:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

George W went around in dresses.

Especially if he wanted to excite Victor Ashe.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 21, 10:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All the 5G services will be throttled and priced 10x what would be charged outside the states.

No one will see any benefit unless they shell out extraordinary subscription fees for unthrottled access.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 22, 5:27am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It takes at least 20 years for the pension to start rolling in most cities.

Chewing on donuts is exciting but not as exciting as shooting negroes in the back and extorting blow jobs fro hookers.

Therefore dead negroes and traumatized hookers.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 22, 5:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Chicks will fit Boston Robotics attack drones with immense dildos and have the robots program themselves for maximal humping power and society will come to a stop as the robots getting better and better at pleasuring them into comas.

"R2FUCKU! go humpahumpahumpahumpahumpahumpahumpahumpahumpahumpa!"

Then Real Dolls will be fitted with AI and program themselves to orgasm so easily guys are convinced they're so incredible they're giving machines circuit blowing orgasms.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 22, 11:09am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Did the lady have four legs?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 22, 8:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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