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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 19, 3:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

As soon as a kid can lift M134, he should not be allowed out of the house without one.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 19, 11:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Has TRUMPLIGULA! nuked KIMFUCK! yet?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 7:47am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

AMERICA! elects PRECEDENT!s to tell us what to believe!

We are FREE! to believe everything we are told to by PRECEDENT! TRUMP! when we are not sucking HIS! dick.

FREE!dom is all you need!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 8:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

adarmiento says

I got a better idea. The USA could look the other way when Russia and its Eastern Europe allies overtake Berlin


Exactly - and THEN! nuke it and take the survivors as SLAVES! exactly as the founding fathers intended!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 8:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This was inevitable. Which is why my cell is a pay as you go on a cash for credit basis, using a pseudonym. I still chuckle when my T-Mobile account announces, "Welcome Mustafa!" after I log in.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 8:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If the FCC can't track libby assholes how is AMERICA! going to be able to track them down with attack drones and neutralize this threat to liberty?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 2:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TwoScoopsOfDragonEnergy says
special counsel Robert Mueller has told the president's legal team he will follow Justice Department guidance and not seek an indictment against Trump.


And he doesn't know that Mueller is lying to him? And he calls himself an attorney? WOW!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 4:43pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Johns Hopkins and U of Maryland are communist schools in jihadi states.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 4:45pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Tenpoundbass says
upfront financing and dealer fees


Car dealers are loan brokers. The cars have been beside the point forever.

Anyone with an interest in cars is at the Police auction.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 4:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

As long as there is one human being left in AMERICA! that can afford to live indoors, value is being left on the table that should be claimed by investors.

Real estate has not come close to achieving its true value in AMERICA! or anywhere else.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 6:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Patrick says
They are going to strangle the economy


I heard brokers complain about threat of student debt in 1991.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 10:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Nothing wrong with cardboard boxes if you can flip them.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 20, 10:26pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Perfect if the real estate market is $7 trillion, the value of speculative instrumentation should be worth $700 trillion at least on day one.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 6:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Complete deregulation of the market space is the only solution.

SICK! PEOPLE! FUCKING! DIE!

Get with the program, AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 1:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Sure, keep flipping until you can afford to buy Samoa and then move.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 8:08pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Exacly, you cunts. THAT! IS! THE! FUCKING! POINT!

Next, consolidation of all wealth, all exploitable assets and all energy in the universe by one fucking guy who FACE! FUCKS! GOD!, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 8:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fuck, 30 years ago places like Takapuna were dowdy suburbs of Auckland but then got gentrified by the ex-patriate crowds from South Africa and Europe with hard currency to burn.

Kiwis? They're here to wash and park the cars and provide cheap house cleaning services.

If you forgot to buy a house there in 1974 you have no one to blame but yourself.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 8:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Was Kathy big? Immense? Colossal?

Was she familiar with soap?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 21, 8:30pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

They'll feel the blood in their sneakers first.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 4:41am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

bob2356 says
How the fuck could no one have a gun to shoot back in santa fe texas?


The school did - two armed cops.

Dana Loesch will be on TV soon, bug eyed and cackling, defying anyone to tell her there would have been less carnage had not the PATRIOT! GOD! cops been there armed, ready to take out insane assailants like this kid with all the vowels in his name.

Then she'll demand that all classrooms require all teachers and kids be armed or have a full time sniper in the back of the room at all times.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 4:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The National Guard needs practice routines for snipers and homeless people are perfect targets.

Win-win!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 12:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

But Purdue made good money.

Are we really going to ban success?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 12:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HA!

HA! HA! HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Harley Davidson is SUCKING! THAT! TRUMP! cock just like Carrier and Ford.

HA!

HA! HA! HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SUCK! HARDER! AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 4:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

When the photographers leave, the king shouts, "CAMEL! CUNT! DO! YOUR! DUTY!" and motions for the president of the hour to drop trou, bend over and grab ankles.

Bush and Obama, being gay, were thrilled by it and Bush, being a really twisted fairy, invited them Sauds over all the time to assfuck him because Cheney sent his boyfriend Victor Ashe to Poland.

Trump, apparently confused and, as usual, not knowing what was going on, was de-trou'ed by security and thrown over a table to ease access to the senescent PRECEDENT!'s asshole.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 4:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

AMEDDIDA! BIRST!

MAGA!

HA!

HA! HA! HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 5:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

DISEASED! INVADER! SNIPER!s

It's what AMERICA! wants and needs.

When it goes on TV as a reality TV show PRECEDENT! TRUMP! could narrate it.

"Oh, yeah, this fat chick is going to get across the river, yeah. Good luck, lady!"



"Oh, fuck, lost your head lady! Sad!"



"Wow! LOOK AT THAT! She's holding onto her face and trying to look at it! CLASSIC!"

  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 5:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Harley Davidson in Thailand?

Will the new models come with ladyboys?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 5:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hey, Harley Davidson's latest adventure isn't a betrayal of the AMERICA!n worker, it's all about INNOVATION!

Now Harleys will come with a ladyboy in the sidesaddle.

Every few hours, Ladyboy sticks his/its head out and asks, "Hey fat Joe, you want Ladyboy suck you dick?"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 8:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

So, the mountain lions munch on the ladyboys?

Is that a trendy thing?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 8:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Taking Saudi king dick up the ass and sucking Chinese dick, yeah, fucking MAGA, this cunt is all about AMERICA! FIRST, sucking SO! MUCH! DICK! on behalf of AMERICA!, it's fucking inspiring! The only threat to AMERICA! is an election!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 10:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Long: YAMS! BELT-FED! anything.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 22, 10:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Who among us isn't tired of ridiculous, jihadi regulations that require borrowers to have a pulse, an income and an address?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 23, 6:08am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Just flip the buildings or turn them into condos and flip those to fugitive PRC Army officers and Russian oligarchs of which there are unlimited supplies.

Win-win!

Why does everyone hate winning?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 23, 12:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why kneel when they could impale white people at half time, draw and quarter them and throw chunks to the crowd to eat in holy rites of white self-flagellation?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 23, 1:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
They are really only there as the procreating rape reward for the winning team.


Of course. Why should anyone eschew the benefits of winning? Especially when it's rewarded by healthy concubines on their backs shrieking, 'COME! IN! ME! YOU FUCKING MONSTER!' with knees pertly parked behind their ears, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 May 23, 1:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
Scroll down.


Perfect marketing angle for mountain lions to buy Harleys.

They can go on a trip and not have to worry about packing a lunch.



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