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Welcome to the Outside forum, asshole!

By Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 14, 5:40am   ↑ like   ↓ dislike   15,090 views   72 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

This new forum is a place where the rules of politeness do not apply. Say whatever you want. Shit on other people's comments. Forget everything you were taught about getting along nicely.

Enjoy.

1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2011 Oct 18, 1:12am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Coulter loves to go to the zoo.

It's the only place she can get sex.

2   Roidy   2011 Oct 18, 11:31am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Gentle Readers,
If we took Ann Coulter's sperm and artificially inseminated Barney Frank, could we come up with a good, solid, pragmatic Moderate?
Just a thought,
Roidy
Oh, here is the happy couple!

3   bighorse   2011 Oct 14, 6:13am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Can you unban Shrek and allow him access to this forum only? :)

4   Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 14, 6:14am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Shrek is already unbanned.

Hmmm, banishing people to this forum. Good idea, if they are repeat offenders.

5   DHiman   2011 Oct 14, 9:07am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Fuck China!!!

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2011 Oct 15, 12:33pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face.

A buck or a beer to anyone who can send a picture of Gingrich with a long one draped across his fat face.

7   Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 17, 9:34am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I think animals are pretty tasty, especially cute young ones like kittens and puppies.

8     2011 Oct 18, 2:03am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Those poor animals!

9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2011 Oct 18, 5:01am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him.

10   terriDeaner   2011 Oct 18, 5:32am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him.

I'm not buying this... for one, how did she get her penis into that hippo???

11   Roidy   2011 Oct 19, 10:12am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Gentle Readers,
I see the 7 Dwarves are having another debate tonight. I can only assume they will be giving each other the usual fisting. Maybe Rick "Hey Mom! I made a C!" Perry will finally stop shitting his diaper in public and then tell me it's air freshener. Now, all we need is for Snow "Obama" White to drop by.

Idiots.

Roidy

12   Roidy   2011 Oct 19, 10:07pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Gentle Readers,
The Combover is still considering a 'run at the Presidency'. Normally I would just sigh and reflect a moment - a brief moment - before yelling "'FU Donald Trump."

However, I realized that The Combover couldn't do any worse than the past 3 or 4 of the motherfuckers that we elected.

So now I sigh. I look into the bathroom mirror, and I scream "Fuck you! Roidy! You simple minded fuck! You are so screwed you idiot, moronic, dumbass. GODDAMNIT! HE COULD GET THE CARROT TOP OR A KARDASIAN SISTER OR EVEN BILL SHATNER (No, wait! I'm a Shatnerologist. Scratch The Shatner. One shouldn't unnecessarily anger one's Deities. ) HUH, HUH, YES! THAT IDIOT WHO WROTE THAT MOP COMMERCIAL THAT GIVES ME A CASE OF BLEEDING PILES WHENEVER IT COMES ON ... AND WE WOULD BE NO WORSE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

FUCK ME! I'M SO SCREWED! I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Regards,
Roidy

13   Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 23, 12:23pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Naw dude, that was Jesus from the Tijuana Cartel. He's just pissed that Moynihan put all that dope cash in mortgage-backed bonds.

14   Dan8267 (56/57 = 98% civil)   2011 Oct 14, 7:46am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


Say whatever you want.

Sometimes I like to wear a pink tutu and pretend I'm a ballerina princess. Don't judge.

15   leo707   2011 Oct 14, 8:08am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

So, are you going to start moving threads in here?

16   Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 14, 8:35am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Good question. Should I move a whole thread, or just a comment?

If I move a whole thread, it may inconvenience people who are being nice.

If I just move a comment, what thread do I move it to? A new one, or some thread for orphaned comments?

17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2011 Oct 14, 12:25pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

America needs to get tough on bank fraud.

Reach up Moynihan's asshole and rip out his heart and eat it and watch his family burst into applause and his wife offer you a fucking rim job!

18   Patrick (151/151 = 100% civil)   2011 Oct 15, 2:50am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

That's the spirit!

19   TMAC54   2011 Oct 15, 7:14am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

GET READY TO BE INTIMIDATED !!!

actually this one scares the shit outta me .

20   leo707   2011 Oct 15, 1:06pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face.

Come on now, what Gingrich likes to do with another consenting adult behind closed doors is really none of our business. We should really judge him on he political positions and voting record, not what he does in the bedroom.

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