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By zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   ↑ like (13)   ↓ dislike (9)   30 links   191,946 views   872 comments   watch (2)   share   quote  

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593   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 17, 11:38am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

594   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 17, 11:42am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

595   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 21, 7:56am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

596   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 22, 8:16am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

597   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 22, 8:25am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

598   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2015 Dec 22, 8:31am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

599   elliemae   2015 Dec 22, 9:13am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

600   elliemae   2015 Dec 22, 9:24am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

601   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Jan 2, 7:25pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

602   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Jan 5, 11:57am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

603   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Jan 6, 8:05pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

604   indigenous (150/150 = 100% civil)   2016 Jan 7, 4:46am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Was that on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Where is Marlin Perkins?

605   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Jan 7, 12:59pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

606   Tenpoundbass (138/138 = 100% civil)   2016 Jan 7, 1:37pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I once told the guy that hired me after a grueling interview. "You know I would like to have a lycra Superman Suit to show up in Job interviews dressed in. Copmlete with the Cape thight turnic tight tights with my gut and all. " He said "Dude I would have SO hired you without all of the vetting. "
That guy, I believe he actually would have.

My last job search for the first few inter views I showed up dressed for business. Which this is South Florida and there's probably actually only two IT shops in all of South Florida that actually has a Business attire dress code. Most guys when I'm working somewhere shows up dressed to the nines, get's "The Look" from everyone as he walks in to the room. Everyone else is dressed causal to business casual. It's hard to get a job when you in a context that you are never in. Such as wearing a business suit in your real life, someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit. Needless to say the first two interviews went horrible. After that I said I'll wear what I damned well please to the interview. I did and I ended up with the next three job interviews acutaly competing for me.

607   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 4, 8:51am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

608   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 4, 8:52am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Tenpoundbass says

someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit.

The funerals I have been to lately were all casual.

609   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 11:09am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

610   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 11:48am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

611   Patrick (408/408 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 11:53am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

612   mell (27/27 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 12:12pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

San Francisco is 2nd, must be a small dark dot on that map ;) There is likely a mild correlation with temperature as well.

613   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 12:30pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

Holy River of Shit

500 fecal coliform bacteria (aka poop, shit, deuce, the brown) per liter of water is said to be safe for swimming. Personally, I prefer there to be no shit in my swimming water but accidents do happen.

100,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter is the threshold for international recognition (by me) as an official River of Shit.

The Ganges in Varanasi checks in with a whopping 1,500,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter. We may need to get a fecal coliform expert down here for verification, but I think that means there is more shit in this water than there is water.

Yet people travel to India to bathe in the Gange river.

614   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Feb 5, 12:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

zzyzzx says

Finally something America can be proud of. In general, we don't shit in public. Our main exposition of spewing shit in public is our presidential debates which only happen every four years.

615   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Feb 21, 10:10pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

616   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 23, 12:15pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

617   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Feb 24, 11:30pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

618   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 25, 8:14am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

619   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 25, 8:16am  ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

620   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 25, 8:17am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

621   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 7, 7:07am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

622   iwog (221/221 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 7, 8:38am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

623   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 7, 10:50am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

624   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 7, 11:04am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

625   mmmarvel (8/8 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 7, 11:08am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

626   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 10, 9:29am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

627   zzyzzx (89/89 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 10, 10:53am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

628   Patrick (408/408 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 10, 7:06pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

629   iwog (221/221 = 100% civil)   2016 Mar 10, 7:20pm  ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

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631   Ironman (159/171 = 92% civil)   2016 Mar 15, 2:49pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

632   Dan8267 (305/308 = 99% civil)   2016 Mar 15, 8:30pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I want a floating chair like Bernie's.

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