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War With Iran Begins in T-Minus...

By Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq   2011 Dec 27, 11:40am   7,597 views   37 comments   watch (0)   quote      

And so it begins. The over-reaction by the Moslim high priests has created an opening for the President of the underclass to seal his re-election.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/28/world/middleeast/iran-threatens-to-block-oil-route-if-embargo-is-imposed.html

Apparently fearful of the expanded sanctions’ possible impact on the already-stressed economy of Iran, the world’s third-largest energy exporter, Mr. Rahimi said, “If they impose sanctions on Iran’s oil exports, then even one drop of oil cannot flow from the Strait of Hormuz,” according to Iran’s official news agency. Iran just began a 10-day naval exercise in the area.

Frankston, you smug stupid bastard, you will lose the bet in a couple of days. Be ready to wire over the $50 million before year's end.

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1   HousingWatcher     2011 Dec 27, 1:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

If Iran shuts down the Strait, then western govts. will have no choice but to wipe Iran off the map. Let's see if they are all talk or really crazy. Maybe they will plan something big right before our next election to affect the outcome of it.

2   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2011 Dec 28, 6:41am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Given the below, if you were the Moslim high priest, what do you do:

* Your currency is crashing and bank runs have begun,
* Your mortal enemy is sabotaging your armed forces,
* Your nation is surrounded by an over-extended superpower,
* Liars and cravens oppose your rule at many levels of government,
* Traitors marshal their forces in the hinterlands,
* Your vassal state is being dismembered from within,
* Your demonstration of might at the most important chokehold in the world was humiliated by the slavish minions of the superpower.

Your options:

1) Play the long game and wait for the superpower to grow weary of it's siege,
2) Provoke a limited confrontation that will draw support from the middle powers providing cover to cleanse the nation of traitors, liars, and cravens,
3) Sue for peace and surrender.
4) Conspire with your allies to launch a global sneak attack to dethrone the superpower and re-write the world's balance of power. China moves on Taiwan, North Korea begins unification, Russia reclaims Ukraine and Georgia, Venezuela Bolivia, and Ecuador move on Columbia.

4 is far fetched but consider these factors:

US is spread thin and it's people are soft and weary of battle,
Japan remains grievously wounded by the tsunami disasters,
North Korea is starving and needs to establish succession,
Europe is fracturing apart,
The Arab world is in turmoil and revolt, and
God is on your side.

You don't need to win the war, you just need to make the costs high enough that your enemies agree to peace. The involvement of middlings China and Russia having nukes that can force a peace.

There you go, Wretches. World War 3 in a few easy steps.

3   TPB     2011 Dec 28, 6:51am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

If imaginary wars can drag out for decades, just think how long the WWIII will occupy the headlines. Of course given the recent development of our lazy Yuths, and being that they are to caught up in their Video games. To even issue a reasonable jump threat, World War III may be forced to be fought over a brutal game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, on a federally issued PlayStation.

Let's just hope the enemy's Youngings have been packing away the Dingdong's and Hoho's and have a propensity for marathon RPG games too.

4   HousingWatcher     2011 Dec 28, 9:18am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

MarsAttacks! says

We won't go to war.

We'll surrender.

Obama always caves.

Ack! Acck!

Just like we surrenedered to bin Laden?

Oh, and who caved in the payroll tax cut fight shrek? Who caved?

5   TPB     2011 Dec 28, 11:08am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HousingWatcher says

Just like we surrenedered to bin Laden?

Oh, and who caved in the payroll tax cut fight shrek? Who caved?

Who Caved? The last thing Bin Laded saw before we sent a J-Dam bunker buster down his throat in the Tora Bora mountains close to the border with Waziristan back '02 that's who freakin' caved.

"But the weight of opinion now swinging behind the possibility that Bin Laden is dead - and the accumulating evidence that supports it - makes the notion, at the very least, worthy of examination.

The theory first received an airing in the American Spectator magazine earlier this year when former U.S. foreign intelligence officer and senior editor Angelo M. Codevilla, a professor of international relations at Boston University, stated bluntly: 'All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama Bin Laden.'"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212851/Has-Osama-Bin-Laden-dead-seven-years--U-S-Britain-covering-continue-war-terror.html

6   bob2356   494/498 = 99% civil   2011 Dec 28, 9:05pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The GOP says

The theory first received an airing in the American Spectator magazine earlier this year when former U.S. foreign intelligence officer and senior editor Angelo M. Codevilla, a professor of international relations at Boston University, stated bluntly: 'All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama Bin Laden.'"

American Spectator? Are you serious? Mad magazine is a much more valid source of news.

Elvis is dead?

7   mdovell     2011 Dec 28, 10:20pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

This is odd...the USA already has sanction on Iran. Not one drop of Iranian oil goes to the USA.

The major clients are Italy and Japan so to argue that somehow it can set trade policies for others is a tad odd.

More importantly from a logical point to go to war over this would be stupid.

Just build a pipeline across saudi arabia. Think it can't happen? It already did 50 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Arabian_Pipeline

There are pipelines all over saudi arabia...now it is easier to put it on a boat and sail it because water travel is easy..but at the same point it can be risky.

On the same level the ussr supplied europe with energy to appease them for decades

Pipelines right now dramatically complication relations between russia, belerusse and ukraine.

8   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2011 Dec 29, 5:00am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Sanctions would cripple all exports as oil trades with dollars and euros around the world. Forcing China and India to buy oil from our suppliers would drive up costs but the Saudis have agreed to turn production way up and guarantee a supply for China.

Under the contract confirmed by officials on Wednesday, the Obama administration has okayed a deal that will put $29.4 billion worth of F-15 war planes in the air force arsenal of Saudi Arabia, not only a powerful American ally in the Middle East but also a next door neighbor to Iran. As a war between American and Iran becomes almost impossible to avoid, installing billions in weaponry on the other side of the Persian Gulf will aid in an eventual assault on the Arab nation.
Only one month ago, information was leaked that the US was sending advanced “bunker-buster” bombs to the United Arab Emirates. At the time White House press secretary Jay Carney told the media, “An Iran armed with nuclear weapons is an intolerable threat to regional and international security, and we remain determined to prevent that outcome.” As tensions worsen between the nations, the addition of the F-15s in Saudi Arabia seems all too expected.

http://rt.com/usa/news/us-saudi-week-iran-951/

Seems the Russians understand what is going to happen.

9   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2011 Dec 29, 5:52am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Here is a blow by blow of the logistics and tactics of the first part of the coming Iranian War.

http://timemilitary.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dolan-2010.pdf

10   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 4, 2:51am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

China is Iran's biggest buyer of oil. The Chinese cut their imports of Iranian oil in half last month. The EU is Iran's second biggest customer. Today, they embargoed Iranian oil.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-120104eu-iran-oil,0,5842881.story

Although I didn't get my Christmas War, the President of the Underclass Slaves did sign my NDAA. Time for some good ole fashion midnight renditions and naked human pyramids!

11   Truthplease     2012 Jan 4, 3:26am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I bet they couldn't close the straights for more than 24 hours. They know it and only issue idle threats. The mighty US military could turn their entire coastline into a moonscape without even stopping chow service or interrupting sleep schedules on its ships.

12   HousingWatcher     2012 Jan 4, 3:29am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I would love to see a war with Iran. Since Iran keeps making threats every week, it is time for them to put up or shut up. Just send in some missiles and bombers and the war will be over in a few hours.

13   bob2356   494/498 = 99% civil   2012 Jan 4, 4:02am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Truthplease says

I bet they couldn't close the straights for more than 24 hours. They know it and only issue idle threats. The mighty US military could turn their entire coastline into a moonscape without even stopping chow service or interrupting sleep schedules on its ships.

HousingWatcher says

I would love to see a war with Iran. Since Iran keeps making threats every week, it is time for them to put up or shut up. Just send in some missiles and bombers and the war will be over in a few hours.

Sure and we were in and out of Iraq in a couple weeks as promised. You guys are way beyond delusional.

14   uomo_senza_nome     2012 Jan 4, 4:03am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HousingWatcher says

I would love to see a war with Iran. Since Iran keeps making threats every week, it is time for them to put up or shut up. Just send in some missiles and bombers and the war will be over in a few hours.

That's ludicrous war mongering.

bob2356 says

You guys are way beyond delusional.

:) Indeed.

15   HousingWatcher     2012 Jan 4, 4:03am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

And how long were we in Libya for bob?

16   Truthplease     2012 Jan 5, 9:58pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

bob2356 says

Sure and we were in and out of Iraq in a couple weeks as promised. You guys are way beyond delusional.

We decimated Iraq in a couple of weeks. The stupid nation building campaign that enriches the defense contractors and civilian contractors is what dragged the war out.

17   mdovell     2012 Jan 5, 11:23pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq says

China is Iran's biggest buyer of oil. The Chinese cut their imports of Iranian oil in half last month. The EU is Iran's second biggest customer. Today, they embargoed Iranian oil.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-120104eu-iran-oil,0,5842881.story

Although I didn't get my Christmas War, the President of the Underclass Slaves did sign my NDAA. Time for some good ole fashion midnight renditions and naked human pyramids!

Although Iran is the largest supplier of oil to China it is not the only one. Russia is a large producer and right next to them so the argument that China "needs" Iran is empty.

Iran is totally different from Libya...qadaffi had some odd ideas but he did not claim to be a head of a religion.

Iran is a theocracy. Saddam thought that he could beat Iran easily after the revolution..instead he galvanized support in the iranian government.

Much of the population of iran hates their government and does like western governments..there's been various protests over the past few years that have grown.

Any attack on iran would trigger hezbollah to probably attack israel and shia rebels in yemen to attack saudi arabia..we'd also see iraq spiral into a civil war.

What specifically would be the objectives of an attack on Iran?

Taking out nuclear sites? ok. Is there enough intelligence to tell us where all of them are. OK after that then what? Now you just gave them an incentive to continue.

Like it or not we have a process where we attack countries that don't have nuclear weapons rather than those that don't. So that means that obtaining weapons would be an incentive to pretty much all countries to get nuclear weapons. So if weapons are a deterrence why not have all country have them? It's the "more guns = less crimes" on a macro level.

18   Dan8267   2511/2543 = 98% civil   2012 Jan 6, 12:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HousingWatcher says

If Iran shuts down the Strait, then western govts. will have no choice but to wipe Iran off the map.

There is always a choice.

Are you ok with a nation going to war with another in order to steal the natural resources of that country?

The very idea of America using military action to force a sovereign nation to sell a natural resource and to impose conditions and prices on the sales should be utterly offensive to any American.

Whenever America or any other nation does that, it proves itself to not be a nation of laws but rather a criminal gang of thieves and vandals. Such nations have no more right to their own sovereignty than the Crips or Bloods.

To attack or invade another country to acquire their natural resources is a terrorist act and is illegal under international law. Any leader who does this should be arrested and tried.

19   Dan8267   2511/2543 = 98% civil   2012 Jan 6, 12:44am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq says

The over-reaction by the Moslim high priests has created an opening for the President of the underclass to seal his re-election.

Worked for Bush in 2004.

20   bob2356   494/498 = 99% civil   2012 Jan 6, 4:45am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HousingWatcher says

And how long were we in Libya for bob?

Zero days, no troops went to libya. Are you seriously going to compare a brief bombing campaign against 5 million people and no military with a major military campaign against a country of 75 million people and a large standing army? I repeat, you guys are delusional.

21   Dan8267   2511/2543 = 98% civil   2012 Jan 6, 6:00am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

MarsAttacks! says

Can't surrender to someone who was already dead.

Tell that to the French. I'm sure they'd find a way.

MarsAttacks! says

Why are you asking me a question for Shrek? Ask him.

Wait, you're still sticking to the story that you are not him?

22   HousingWatcher     2012 Jan 6, 7:25am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Are you ok with a nation going to war with another in order to steal the natural resources of that country?

Yes

23   Dan8267   2511/2543 = 98% civil   2012 Jan 6, 8:55am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

HousingWatcher says

Dan8267 says

Are you ok with a nation going to war with another in order to steal the natural resources of that country?

Yes

And unfortunately for you, there are plenty of people just like you in other countries that have no problem with your family being killed in an unjust war to steal resources from your country. Think about that.

And then realize that America's days as a superpower are numbered and you are likely to see America usurped by the next superpower within your lifetime.

Finally, realize that it's in your best interest and the best interest of your grandkids that we build an international system that prevents any country, no matter how powerful, from using war for theft. In other words, think more than one move ahead.

24   Truthplease     2012 Jan 6, 9:28am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

BTW, I am not saying this is a good idea at all. I really doubt the Isrealies would allow Iran to go Nucluear after all the threats they have received from Iran.

It would be similiar to Canada saying all Americans should die for what they did to the Native Americans and they tell the world that they want to build Nuclear energy. We learned from North Korea what happens when a country builds nuclear energy. It quickly turns it into nuclear weapons.

25   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 12, 1:57am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Say goodbye to your next biggest customer, high priests.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9010816/Japan-agrees-to-cut-dependency-on-Iranian-oil-as-US-scores-significant-coup-against-regime.html

And as soon as those slant eyed Chinese decide to join the Arab camel humpers over the Persian camel humpers, this war can get started.

26   bob2356   494/498 = 99% civil   2012 Jan 12, 2:41am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Let's see here, everyone but China and India boycotts Iran's oil. China and India negotiate much lower prices with Iran further increasing their financial advantage over the US. The US then spends a zillion dollars to guard the straights of hormuz to make sure everyone gets their oil including China and India getting their cheaper oil. This is a significant coup? Really? Who makes this stuff up?

27   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 12, 4:01am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Discounted oil upends Iran's economy. Buying from the Arabs' enemy isn't a good long term strategy, especially if the Iranian regime is on the brink of change.

This isn't a long term strategy. Pressure increases until the Moslem high priest breaks.

28   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 12, 4:37am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Frankston, how's that holding of rials working out for you? Mwuhahahaha!

http://mobile.businessweek.com/news/2012-01-12/iran-bazaar-sees-rush-to-dump-rial-as-sanctions-hurt.html

These clowns are so desperate they are buying Euros! Euros!

29   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 13, 8:30am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

This is splendid. The Moslim high priest will continue the provocations until someone fucks up and we get the war started. I demand a Gulf of blood!

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/01/13/us-iranian-ships-involved-in-incidents-in-strait-hormuz-1162153731/

Iranian ships recently taunted two U.S. Navy vessels as part of escalating tensions in and around the Persian Gulf's Strait of Hormuz.

30   Nomograph     2012 Jan 15, 7:37am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Jesus told Bush to invade Iraq.

31   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 17, 4:41am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Another ally of the Moslim high priest makes his untimely departure. Rats flee a sinking ship.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/michaelweiss/100130480/the-end-of-the-affair-between-hamas-and-iran/

So what dark turn has destroyed so fruitful a marriage of true minds? Nothing other than the imminent demise of the Assad regime in Syria.
Iran wants Hamas to hang around Damascus, currently its global headquarters, and show solidarity with the dictator who advertises himself as the last titan of Arab “resistance”. But Hamas politburo chief Khaled Meshaal has other ideas which is why, when not promising to retire, he’s been shopping for new real estate in the Middle East and shuttering all business in Damascus. As punishment for going wobbly on a regional ally, Iran has reportedly cut some or all of its funding to Hamas, forcing the group into a budgetary shortfall that’s been somewhat compensated by Turkish and Qatari funds.

32   Dan8267   2511/2543 = 98% civil   2012 Jan 17, 9:45am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq says

Rats flee a sinking ship.

How would rats flee a sinking ship? Do they build little lifeboats?

33   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Jan 17, 11:06pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

34   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Feb 13, 8:57am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The lack of wholesale bloodshed and wonton destruction is beginning to get on my nerves. If we're going to make the underclass blind we need to step it up a bit from this eye-for-an-eye shit.

I've got war profiteering to get started. I thought these religious fanatics would demonstrate some real conviction and get on with murdering each other in mass. Their gods demand blood sacrifice or the sun will not rise tomorrow. Now let's get with it and stop with this horseshit diplomacy.

35   freak80     2012 Feb 14, 12:45am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

build an international system that prevents any country, no matter how powerful, from using war for theft.

Right. Powerful nations won't trample weaker ones thanks to an international "system."

And the Crips and Bloods won't fight over territory because they fear the police.

Get real.

36   freak80     2012 Feb 14, 12:51am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

Whenever America or any other nation does that, it proves itself to not be a nation of laws but rather a criminal gang of thieves and vandals. Such nations have no more right to their own sovereignty than the Crips or Bloods.

All nations are criminal gangs of thieves and vandals. They fight over territory and resources just like the Crips and Bloods. That's been going on since the beginning of humanity.

The technology used for that activity continuously advances, but human nature doesn't change.

37   Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq     2012 Feb 14, 4:32am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

So the news today is that one of the Molsem High Priest's agent blew off his legs in a bumbled terrorist attack in Thailand. It is important that I share my brilliant thoughts on the development:

The religion of pieces just got banged in the kok.

Seventy two virgins in paradise just said, "what the fucks up with this pair of legs?"

Unfortunately for this terrorist, he won't have a leg to stand on in court.

Black market hand grenade - $50. Flight from Tehran to Bangkok - $600. Publicly blowing off your nuts to entertain Jews around the world - priceless.

From bipod to ipod in a Tehran minute.

I hear this terrorist was a real stand up guy.

The upshot? He doesn't need to spend $300 on the new Air Jordans.

At least he can now dance the Terrorist Shuffle.

This can only be the dastardly work of terrorist trio Larry, Mohammed and Curly.

It appears Israel has a leg up on Iran.

What will his name be when the CIA is water boarding him later today? Bob.

Mohammed came up short on this operation.

Just watch what they can do with a nuke!

Mr. Eye-for-an-eye? I'd like you to meet Karma. She's a real bitch.

Hey, at least bending down to pray to Mecca is easier now.

Meet the next contestant on Iran's Got Talent.

I hear this guy isn't doing to well after the blast. He's got one foot in the grave.

This is the Jewish version of Happy Feet.

Iran should rethink going toe-to-toe withe the West.

Iran's Leg-acy in international relations.

Leggo my leg-oh!

Prices are sure going up, terrorism is costing an arm and a leg!

He knew he was a shoe in for Terhan's Top Martyr.

Next up on Dancing with the Mullahs...

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