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It takes some balls.

By elliemae   2012 Jan 1, 7:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   1 link   20,514 views   57 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html

This guy has scrotal lymphodema, and is hoping to raise 1 million for surgery. Wow.

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18   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 May 8, 2:39am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

19   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 May 25, 11:07am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic:

20   elliemae   2012 May 25, 4:45pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

zzyzzx says

From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic

That guy is obviously nuts.

21   elliemae   2012 May 26, 2:59am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Cloud says

You have an X? Hard to believe.

I know! I'm so sweet. I'm shocked by it as well - as surprised as I am that some anonymous guy on the interwebs who asserts his opinions obviously thinks that my having an ex-husband is reflective of me as a person. In a society where divorce is commonplace, it means nothing.

But go ahead, try to make some snide remark. Oops - you already did.

Fail

22   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jun 27, 1:16am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

23   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 16, 4:13am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

24   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 16, 5:58am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

25   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 19, 11:45pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

http://main.aol.com/2012/07/18/tavares-colbert-shot-himself-in-groin_n_1687016.html

Tavares Colbert Shot Himself In Genitals, Got Arrested, Oklahoma Cops Say

Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it, The Weekly Vice reported.

Cops met up with Colbert -- a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga -- at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.

When he pulled over his truck that morning to make sure the gun worked, he found out that it did. He took a round to his groin, panicked and drove to the hospital.

Colbert isn't allowed to carry a firearm because he's a convicted felon with a long rap sheet, so cops arrested him after he was treated, according to The Oklahoman.

All this coming from a guy who can't stand dumb people.

"Boy sum people aint shit!!!!!!!!" Colbert wrote on his Facebook wall. "They momma and daddy shouldnt of even named them shoulda just let them drop and bust they head when they were born LOL."

He was charged with illegal firearm possession, KOCO reported. In 2003, he was convicted of felony drug possession with intent to distribute.

26   freak80   2012 Jul 20, 12:00am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I'll never be able to watch the Colbert Report in the same way...

27   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 20, 9:37am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Car Powered Quadruple Nutshot:

28   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 20, 9:47am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

A compilation of outrageous and painful nut shots cut on video:

29   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 25, 4:03am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

&feature=relmfu

30   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Jul 25, 4:04am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

&feature=relmfu

31   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Aug 8, 3:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

32   freak80   2012 Aug 8, 5:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Wasn't that on Springfield's Funniest Home Videos?

33   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Aug 24, 4:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

34   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Sep 26, 1:34am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

35   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 12, 3:09am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

36   Ceffer (44/44 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 12, 4:53am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Watching all these You Tube videos, I am feeling at imminent risk.

After the operation, the OP guy will be able to use his scrotal sack as a hoodie!

37   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 31, 8:23am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

38   HEY YOU (3/3 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 31, 12:37pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

elliemae,
You kept your eye on the balls with this thread.

39   elliemae   2013 Jan 31, 12:39pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Thanks, I'll admit I had a ball(s) with it.

40   Dan8267 (78/79 = 98% civil)   2013 Jan 31, 12:51pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Will this thread never die?

41   elliemae   2013 Jan 31, 12:54pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

Will this thread never die?

Probably not. Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.

42   Dan8267 (78/79 = 98% civil)   2013 Jan 31, 12:59pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

elliemae says

Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.

That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.

43   elliemae   2013 Jan 31, 2:30pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.

Yes, you're right on that one. However, being able to laugh at stupid stuff is protected in the Bill of Rights. Not everyone can appreciate intellectual humor.

44   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2013 Feb 8, 4:52am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

45   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2013 Dec 12, 4:26am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

46   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Jan 10, 3:33am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

47   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Feb 12, 4:47am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

48   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Feb 18, 4:24am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

49   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Apr 3, 1:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

50   Vicente   2014 Apr 3, 2:32am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

This is the 2nd ancient thread I've seen revived this week.

Wesley Warren has passed away.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/wesley-warren-jr_n_4966973.html

51   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Apr 29, 3:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

52   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2014 Aug 7, 4:37am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

53   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2015 Jan 21, 11:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

54   HEY YOU (3/3 = 100% civil)   2015 Jan 21, 4:09pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

Will this thread never die?

I don't know but it's driving me nuts.

55   The Original Bankster   2015 Jan 21, 5:57pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

i bet this article got loads of hits.

that's why they put it on the site.

people are just sick.

56   zzyzzx (40/40 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 4, 3:20pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

57   Tenpoundbass (69/69 = 100% civil)   2016 Feb 4, 3:57pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

That one needs Dan Forden popping up in the lower screen "Toasty!"

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