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It takes some balls.

By elliemae   2012 Jan 1, 7:27am   2 links   23,369 views   58 comments   watch (0)   quote      

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html

This guy has scrotal lymphodema, and is hoping to raise 1 million for surgery. Wow.

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19   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 May 25, 11:07am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic:

20   elliemae     2012 May 25, 4:45pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

zzyzzx says

From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic

That guy is obviously nuts.

21   elliemae     2012 May 26, 2:59am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Cloud says

You have an X? Hard to believe.

I know! I'm so sweet. I'm shocked by it as well - as surprised as I am that some anonymous guy on the interwebs who asserts his opinions obviously thinks that my having an ex-husband is reflective of me as a person. In a society where divorce is commonplace, it means nothing.

But go ahead, try to make some snide remark. Oops - you already did.

Fail

22   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jun 27, 1:16am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

23   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 16, 4:13am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

24   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 16, 5:58am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

25   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 19, 11:45pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

http://main.aol.com/2012/07/18/tavares-colbert-shot-himself-in-groin_n_1687016.html

Tavares Colbert Shot Himself In Genitals, Got Arrested, Oklahoma Cops Say

Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it, The Weekly Vice reported.

Cops met up with Colbert -- a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga -- at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.

When he pulled over his truck that morning to make sure the gun worked, he found out that it did. He took a round to his groin, panicked and drove to the hospital.

Colbert isn't allowed to carry a firearm because he's a convicted felon with a long rap sheet, so cops arrested him after he was treated, according to The Oklahoman.

All this coming from a guy who can't stand dumb people.

"Boy sum people aint shit!!!!!!!!" Colbert wrote on his Facebook wall. "They momma and daddy shouldnt of even named them shoulda just let them drop and bust they head when they were born LOL."

He was charged with illegal firearm possession, KOCO reported. In 2003, he was convicted of felony drug possession with intent to distribute.

26   freak80     2012 Jul 20, 12:00am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I'll never be able to watch the Colbert Report in the same way...

27   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 20, 9:37am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

Car Powered Quadruple Nutshot:

28   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 20, 9:47am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

A compilation of outrageous and painful nut shots cut on video:

29   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 25, 4:03am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

&feature=relmfu

30   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jul 25, 4:04am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

&feature=relmfu

31   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Aug 8, 3:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

32   freak80     2012 Aug 8, 5:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Wasn't that on Springfield's Funniest Home Videos?

33   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Aug 24, 4:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

34   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Sep 26, 1:34am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

35   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Nov 12, 3:09am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

36   Ceffer   550/550 = 100% civil   2012 Nov 12, 4:53am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Watching all these You Tube videos, I am feeling at imminent risk.

After the operation, the OP guy will be able to use his scrotal sack as a hoodie!

37   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 31, 8:23am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

38   HEY YOU   620/620 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 31, 12:37pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

elliemae,
You kept your eye on the balls with this thread.

39   elliemae     2013 Jan 31, 12:39pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Thanks, I'll admit I had a ball(s) with it.

40   Dan8267   2601/2633 = 98% civil   2013 Jan 31, 12:51pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Will this thread never die?

41   elliemae     2013 Jan 31, 12:54pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

Will this thread never die?

Probably not. Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.

42   Dan8267   2601/2633 = 98% civil   2013 Jan 31, 12:59pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

elliemae says

Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.

That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.

43   elliemae     2013 Jan 31, 2:30pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.

Yes, you're right on that one. However, being able to laugh at stupid stuff is protected in the Bill of Rights. Not everyone can appreciate intellectual humor.

44   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2013 Feb 8, 4:52am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

45   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2013 Dec 12, 4:26am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

46   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Jan 10, 3:33am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

47   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Feb 12, 4:47am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

48   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Feb 18, 4:24am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

49   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Apr 3, 1:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

50   Vicente     2014 Apr 3, 2:32am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

This is the 2nd ancient thread I've seen revived this week.

Wesley Warren has passed away.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/wesley-warren-jr_n_4966973.html

51   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Apr 29, 3:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

52   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2014 Aug 7, 4:37am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

53   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2015 Jan 21, 11:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

54   HEY YOU   620/620 = 100% civil   2015 Jan 21, 4:09pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Will this thread never die?

I don't know but it's driving me nuts.

55   The Original Bankster   69/69 = 100% civil   2015 Jan 21, 5:57pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

i bet this article got loads of hits.

that's why they put it on the site.

people are just sick.

56   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2016 Feb 4, 3:20pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

57   Tenpoundbass   992/993 = 99% civil   2016 Feb 4, 3:57pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

That one needs Dan Forden popping up in the lower screen "Toasty!"

58   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   Mar 28, 10:45am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

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