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Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection

By Dan8267   2012 Jan 13, 2:18pm   6,032 views   8 comments   watch (0)   quote      

Scarlett Johansson is responsible for my permanent erection!

http://news.yahoo.com/penis-tattoo-blamed-permanent-erection-152604109.html

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1   elliemae     2012 Jan 13, 2:36pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

The tattoo artist should have boned up on his skills beforehand.

2   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Jan 16, 2:24am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Did he call the doctor after 4 hours?

3   Monkeyswing     2012 Jan 16, 7:11am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

That's one way to get ahead in life.

4   TPB     2012 Jan 16, 9:32am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

He should stop massaging Vaseline on it, the scab has long healed by now.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2012 Jan 17, 6:58am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Who needs a tattoo for a permanent hard-on?

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2012 Jan 17, 7:43am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

It looks like his mom styles his hair by stuffing his head in a flushing toilet.

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2012 Jan 17, 9:30am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Wow, this kid's mom is a psycho.

8   TMAC54     2012 Jan 18, 11:40pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

I will have my entire body tattooed, only taller !
Steven Wright

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