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Where is Apocolypsefuck?

By elliemae   2012 Mar 21, 12:04pm   11,331 views   37 comments   watch (2)   quote      

I miss him, where's he been?

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1   freak80     2012 Mar 21, 8:38pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Maybe he's out sharpening his swords?

2   elliemae     2012 Mar 21, 11:12pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Great... just when I thought I could sleep with the light off

3   TwoScoopsMcGee   1202/1202 = 100% civil   2012 Mar 22, 2:04am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

He's at the Mormon Prep Center, buying #10 Cans of Coffee and bags of Hard Red Winter Wheat.

4   nw888     2012 Mar 22, 2:46am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did he dieded?

5   freak80     2012 Mar 22, 7:29am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

The honorable Mr. Moneyworth has been absent for awhile too.

6   Vicente     2012 Mar 22, 1:02pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

You need to say his name 3 times into a mirror.

7   TPB     2012 Mar 22, 1:11pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Vincent, Iwog, The original Bankster, Apocoplypsefuck, Mr Bigglesworth and Patrick are all the same person. gasp! there I said it!

8   Dan8267   2530/2562 = 98% civil   2012 Mar 22, 1:49pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

wthrfrk80 says

The honorable Mr. Moneyworth has been absent for awhile too.

OMG, are they the same person?

9   TMAC54     2012 Mar 22, 2:18pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I truly would not doubt that A.F. was visited by gubmint observers. In any official environment it certainly would have been mandated they verify his intent. We all assume he is not really disgruntled, RIGHT ? RIGHT ?
Don't we assume the FED keeps their EYES OUT for particular terminology ? A.F. says some pretty scary stuff ! In Fun

10   elliemae     2012 Mar 22, 2:29pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Santa's Little Helper's got his eyes on you!

11   maire     2012 Mar 22, 10:24pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Maybe he got "Raptured," has been taken up as one of the 4400...

12   freak80     2012 Mar 22, 11:55pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I thought it was the 144,000...

13   maire     2012 Mar 22, 11:57pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The list was culled due to the Great Recession. Makes it more elite.

14   Vicente     2012 Mar 23, 3:49am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

maire says

Maybe he got "Raptured," has been taken up as one of the 4400...

So these days everything is getting more stratified.

You are no longer just a "frequent flier", you are on Delta for example one of:
Silver Medallion
Gold Medallion
Platinum Medallion
Diamond Medallion

There's a joke running around about the need to add an even more elite classs to separate the real Supermen from the plebes.

Thus with both Rapture and the 4400, I would expect to see finer divisions by social class now. Because you know in America, we just don't have NEARLY ENOUGH artificial divisions these days. I doubt AF made the cut for even the lowest tier of the 4400 now.

15   freak80     2012 Mar 23, 4:33am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

They've got to be running out of items on the periodic table by now.

What's next, the Plutonium Club? The Strontium Card?

16   Dan8267   2530/2562 = 98% civil   2012 Mar 23, 5:44am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I say when any credit company or bank offers a silver, gold, platinum, or diamond card, the card has to be made at least 99% of that material.

17   maire     2012 Mar 23, 5:58am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Why not? Give the Chinese something else to chase after than gold and the dollar.

18   simchaland     2012 Mar 23, 10:19am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

He's probably prepping for December 21st, 2012.

19   elliemae     2012 Mar 25, 2:57am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

simchaland says

He's probably prepping for December 21st, 2012

Aren't we all?

20   freak80     2012 Mar 25, 2:53pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

elliemae says

Aren't we all?

I'm not. The world won't end on December 21st, 2012. We're not that lucky!

21   Dan8267   2530/2562 = 98% civil   2012 Mar 25, 3:10pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

What, the world is ending again? Anyone want to take on a bet that it won't end on that date?

22   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Mar 26, 4:49am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

He's probably busy filling out all his fucking tax forms.

23   Dan8267   2530/2562 = 98% civil   2012 Mar 26, 9:17am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I can't image Apocolypsefuck as being the type of person who has taxes or even income by the standards of government. Do you have to pay taxes on bartering for canned goods and bullets?

24   TMAC54     2012 Mar 26, 11:53am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Anyone want to take on a bet that it won't end on that date?

If ya'll really wanna play it safe, I am selling "End of the world insurance".

25   bighorse     2012 Mar 26, 3:34pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

He bought property to store all his potatoes and ammo.

26   maire     2012 Mar 26, 5:35pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Y'know, I can see him now, sitting back and reading all these comments....

27   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2012 Mar 27, 2:26am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

maire says

Y'know, I can see him now, sitting back and reading all these comments....

Corrected:

Y'know, I can see him now, sitting back and reading all these fucking comments....

28   maire     2012 Mar 27, 3:34am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Much better, zzyzzx!

29   Bap33     2012 Mar 27, 4:13am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

his name can be a verb and a noun .... that's pretty cool.

30   TMAC54     2012 Mar 27, 11:13pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

maire says

Y'know, I can see him now, sitting back and reading all these comments....

Corrected:

Y'know, I can see him now, sitting back and reading all these fucking comments....

He can watch "Soul Train" & make a phone call pr month. But I doubt he smuggled in a laptop.

31   maire     2012 Mar 27, 11:23pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Could smuggle in a cell phone though...

32   elliemae     2012 Mar 28, 12:08am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

The SOB is posting over in RE (I think, I saw he'd posted but didn't really pay much more attention than that).

Someone oughta tie up his hands and make him post using his nose.

33   Vicente     2012 Mar 28, 3:54am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

elliemae says

Someone oughta tie up his hands and make him post using his nose.

Or some other protuberance.....

34   maire     2012 Mar 28, 4:05am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!

35   American in Japan     2012 Mar 29, 3:41pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I'll take a Rhodium Card...

36   investor90     2012 Apr 1, 3:30pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

wthrfrk80 says

Maybe he's out sharpening his swords?

Or he could be roasting different pigs?! At least you can eat BBQ pork, but I don't want to sample the filthy flesh of realtards or banksters. These crooks are not fit for anything but ballast on a submarine.

37   freak80     2012 Apr 2, 12:32am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Our guy is back! He's in the RE forum.

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