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Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched

By zzyzzx   2012 Oct 17, 11:29pm   4 links   6,878 views   29 comments   watch (0)   quote      

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451

Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time." Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier. Calo and Barganier, 32, are pictured above. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to "Compose yourself, pay your tab or I'll call the police." Calo, however, signed his check "NO" and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying. Murphy and the worker restrained Calo until the arrival of cops,...

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1   Tenpoundbass   995/997 = 99% civil   2012 Oct 18, 5:45am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

2   Philistine   13/13 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 6:50am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

3   Ceffer   562/562 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 6:52am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Saves the parents the trouble of taking their kids to the zoo or the farm to get the facts of life.

4   zzyzzx   571/571 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 9:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

5   New Renter     2012 Oct 18, 10:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

CaptainShuddup says

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

6   Raw     2012 Oct 18, 11:31am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

And they call Californian's crazy.

7   curious2   597/597 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 11:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I wonder about the backstory. Were they foreclosed so they have no place else? Did a realtor(tm) sell them the restaurant and take their deposit before they figured out that the realtor(tm) didn't own the place?

zzyzzx says

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

Maybe, "Can I get one of those to go?" Except his picture looks creepy, winking at the camera. OTOH, considering his earlier behavior, the picture makes sense.

CaptainShuddup says

Good luck getting a job now.

I have to assume this was some sort of audition, maybe they were making a sex tape in hope of following the Kardashians. Tiffani might launch a new line of credit cards any day now. The parents of both may be looking forward to their imminent reality TV fame.

8   Patrick   1852/1852 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 1:19pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.

9   curious2   597/597 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 2:21pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    


More like he got something in his eye.

Perhaps it might be a cognitive issue - can't expect him to look out of two eyes, at the same time. On a related point, the article doesn't mention anything about birth control, so next year they might return to the scene with their own kid(s).

10   New Renter     2012 Oct 18, 5:17pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Maybe it was just performance art.

11   zzyzzx   571/571 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 18, 11:21pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

12   elliemae     2012 Oct 19, 4:03pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Maybe the reason that everyone declined to give statements (so that they weren't arrested for the PDA) is that they were just that inventive.

Instead of asking for statements, they should have asked the other patrons to rate their performance.

13   Ceffer   562/562 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 19, 4:29pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

14   lostand confused   226/226 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 20, 3:35am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    


Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.


Popeye the Sailor man and Olive oil!!

15   mell   63/63 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 20, 12:26pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Epic - good for them. As long as they don't receive any bailouts from my taxpayer money I say happy humping..

16   Bap33     2012 Oct 20, 2:14pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

that place must have the best damn tables in the business. I can't think of any eating place around here with suitable tables for boinking other than the Basque place with picnic style tables. What style of place was this? I sure hope it was not one of the asain places that chops and cooks right at your table ... that sure adds to the story. (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

17   elliemae     2012 Oct 20, 2:42pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Bap33 says

(Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

Hound & the Found Website says

An air scenting wilderness search and rescue dog will need a body adapted to running in both the heat and cold for very long periods of time. They must also be able to expertly climb up, under, and across obstacles fearlessly. The canine must also respond to commands as well as have a high intelligence and problem solving skills.

Dog breeds that most commonly fit these specifications include:

German shepherds, labrador retrievers, golden retrievers, border collies, and belgian malinois.

Aussies (Australian Shepherds) are pure herders, not search & rescue. My pup can chase a coyote from the yard, catch a ball and bring it back when she damn well pleases (and it's not often), herd goats & sheep back & forth until they huddle and refuse to move, and chastise the cats when they try to scratch stuff... but she doesn't do search & rescue.

Mikey left the board some time ago. Sadly, he's no longer with us.

18   JodyChunder     2012 Oct 20, 3:03pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

19   Ceffer   562/562 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 20, 3:58pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

JodyChunder says

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

You really know how to hurt a gal, don't you!

She must have been doing a closing and he couldn't wait.

20   Dan8267   2640/2673 = 98% civil   2012 Oct 20, 4:18pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

I was thinking the same thing.

21   Vicente     2012 Oct 20, 6:02pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

22   zzyzzx   571/571 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 21, 11:23pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Vicente says

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

Yeah, lots of people would pay extra to see this!

23   Tenpoundbass   995/997 = 99% civil   2012 Oct 22, 1:09am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

24   TwoScoopsMcGee   1275/1275 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 28, 2:22am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Philistine says

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

Definitely a Flori-duh story. What is it with the place? Too much chlorine to treat the swamp water burns holes in people's brains?

25   elliemae     2012 Oct 28, 3:09am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

26   zzyzzx   571/571 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 28, 9:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

CaptainShuddup says

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

How do we know that it isn't already on Youtube, or Porntube, or You porn?

27   Philistine   13/13 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 28, 11:31am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

elliemae says

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

I don't think it was stated if they were "on vacation", but I grew up in Orlando, and the address of this restaurant is firmly in the center of a sleepy suburban area of non-touristy O-town. Disney is actually 30 minutes away from that restaurant.

I think they were just run of the mill doink-n-dash types.

28   Vicente     2012 Oct 29, 2:19am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

It's unfair they used a booking photo for him, and some facebook glamor photo for her. I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride. On the other hand I have to admire he's still got a smirk on his face about the whole thing.

29   zzyzzx   571/571 = 100% civil   2012 Oct 29, 5:07am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Vicente says

I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride.

My guess is the same, except with less clothing on.

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