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Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched

By zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 17, 11:29pm   ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   3 links   6,364 views   31 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451

Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time." Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier. Calo and Barganier, 32, are pictured above. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to "Compose yourself, pay your tab or I'll call the police." Calo, however, signed his check "NO" and then scuffled with a restaurant employee when he tried to leave without paying. Murphy and the worker restrained Calo until the arrival of cops,...

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1   Tenpoundbass (124/124 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 5:45am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

2   Ironman (155/168 = 92% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 5:59am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Gives a whole new meaning to live "entertainment" while dining....

3   Philistine   2012 Oct 18, 6:50am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

4   Ceffer (69/69 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 6:52am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Saves the parents the trouble of taking their kids to the zoo or the farm to get the facts of life.

5   zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 9:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

6   New Renter   2012 Oct 18, 10:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

Some may think they got off cheap, but I would say to them...

Good luck getting a job now.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

7   Raw   2012 Oct 18, 11:31am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

And they call Californian's crazy.

8   curious2 (63/63 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 11:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I wonder about the backstory. Were they foreclosed so they have no place else? Did a realtor(tm) sell them the restaurant and take their deposit before they figured out that the realtor(tm) didn't own the place?

zzyzzx says

Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase : Excuse me waitress....I'll have what she's having

Maybe, "Can I get one of those to go?" Except his picture looks creepy, winking at the camera. OTOH, considering his earlier behavior, the picture makes sense.

CaptainShuddup says

Good luck getting a job now.

I have to assume this was some sort of audition, maybe they were making a sex tape in hope of following the Kardashians. Tiffani might launch a new line of credit cards any day now. The parents of both may be looking forward to their imminent reality TV fame.

9   Patrick (370/370 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 1:19pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.

10   curious2 (63/63 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 2:21pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


More like he got something in his eye.

Perhaps it might be a cognitive issue - can't expect him to look out of two eyes, at the same time. On a related point, the article doesn't mention anything about birth control, so next year they might return to the scene with their own kid(s).

11   New Renter   2012 Oct 18, 5:17pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Maybe it was just performance art.

12   zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 18, 11:21pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

13   elliemae   2012 Oct 19, 4:03pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Maybe the reason that everyone declined to give statements (so that they weren't arrested for the PDA) is that they were just that inventive.

Instead of asking for statements, they should have asked the other patrons to rate their performance.

14   Ceffer (69/69 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 19, 4:29pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

15   Ironman (155/168 = 92% civil)   2012 Oct 20, 3:02am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Unfortunately, that is the true state of society today... if it didn't come in on their cell phone, they didn't "see" it....

It requires picking up your head from looking at what's in your hands to be "aware" of what's going on in the world... sadly missing from society today...

16   lostand confused (21/21 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 20, 3:35am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  


Her picture makes up for his. Doesn't really look like a wink anyway. More like he got something in his eye.


Popeye the Sailor man and Olive oil!!

17   mell (19/19 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 20, 12:26pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Epic - good for them. As long as they don't receive any bailouts from my taxpayer money I say happy humping..

18   Bap33   2012 Oct 20, 2:14pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

that place must have the best damn tables in the business. I can't think of any eating place around here with suitable tables for boinking other than the Basque place with picnic style tables. What style of place was this? I sure hope it was not one of the asain places that chops and cooks right at your table ... that sure adds to the story. (Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

19   elliemae   2012 Oct 20, 2:42pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Bap33 says

(Where is that damn "mikey" when we need him? ellie, go find mikey)

Hound & the Found Website says

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Dog breeds that most commonly fit these specifications include:

German shepherds, labrador retrievers, golden retrievers, border collies, and belgian malinois.

Aussies (Australian Shepherds) are pure herders, not search & rescue. My pup can chase a coyote from the yard, catch a ball and bring it back when she damn well pleases (and it's not often), herd goats & sheep back & forth until they huddle and refuse to move, and chastise the cats when they try to scratch stuff... but she doesn't do search & rescue.

Mikey left the board some time ago. Sadly, he's no longer with us.

20   JodyChunder   2012 Oct 20, 3:03pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

21   Ceffer (69/69 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 20, 3:58pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

JodyChunder says

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Nah. Phoebe Cates is a cutey. This gal looks like a Central Florida Realtor.

You really know how to hurt a gal, don't you!

She must have been doing a closing and he couldn't wait.

22   Dan8267 (267/270 = 98% civil)   2012 Oct 20, 4:18pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

zzyzzx says

The woman in question does remind me of the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

I was thinking the same thing.

23   Vicente   2012 Oct 20, 6:02pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

24   zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 21, 11:23pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Vicente says

Perhaps the patrons thought it was a dinner show. Now there's an idea.....

Yeah, lots of people would pay extra to see this!

25   Tenpoundbass (124/124 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 22, 1:09am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

26   WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch (41/41 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 28, 2:22am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Philistine says

Exactly why I left Florida 10 years ago and exactly why I want to move back

Definitely a Flori-duh story. What is it with the place? Too much chlorine to treat the swamp water burns holes in people's brains?

27   elliemae   2012 Oct 28, 3:09am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

28   zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 28, 9:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

Ceffer says

The families didn't see anything, they were all pre-occupied over their individual cell phones texting and playing angry birds.

If the copulating couple wanted attention, they should have you tubed the performance to the other tables.

Good point, had it been recorded on a phone and posted on Youtube or Facebook they would have been dragged through International headlines.

How do we know that it isn't already on Youtube, or Porntube, or You porn?

29   Philistine   2012 Oct 28, 11:31am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

elliemae says

People who are drunk on vacation often forget that other people aren't.

I don't think it was stated if they were "on vacation", but I grew up in Orlando, and the address of this restaurant is firmly in the center of a sleepy suburban area of non-touristy O-town. Disney is actually 30 minutes away from that restaurant.

I think they were just run of the mill doink-n-dash types.

30   Vicente   2012 Oct 29, 2:19am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

It's unfair they used a booking photo for him, and some facebook glamor photo for her. I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride. On the other hand I have to admire he's still got a smirk on his face about the whole thing.

31   zzyzzx (72/72 = 100% civil)   2012 Oct 29, 5:07am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Vicente says

I'd like to see how she really looked after a drunken tabletop ride.

My guess is the same, except with less clothing on.

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