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Fucking in Burning Churches

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2012 Nov 1, 2:38pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (1)   2,182 views   12 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time?

Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

Ask them. Show them the can of gasoline.

And you're in like Flynn.

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1   Patrick (392/392 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 1, 2:39pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

You speak from experience?

2   Ceffer (71/71 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 1, 4:12pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

You might say, it flics their bic, but I still think most of them would just rather have a lot of money.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2012 Nov 7, 5:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Pooh-Bah Pat,

You think I am joking?

This is the biggest rush you'll ever experience if the chick really digs it.

When she's screaming in the final throws of orgasm, the legend is you can hear God's laughter.

It's fucking true!

4   Dan8267 (277/280 = 98% civil)   2012 Nov 7, 5:48am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

You know what gets Catholic chicks off big time?

Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

The hard part is booking some time on the altar. They are usually reserved by priests with altar boys.

5   leo707   2012 Nov 7, 6:49am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I heard that all catholic girls are sluts. Is this true?

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2012 Nov 7, 6:52am  ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Yes, especially for guys who eat pussy. They'll fuck anybody but they'll fuck you and pay for dinner if you let them pull up a face and sit down.

7   WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch (43/43 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 7, 11:20am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Obligatory:

8   elliemae   2012 Nov 7, 11:29am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

um... AF, that burning feeling might not be the church on fire. You might want to see a barber.

http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/3529

Somehow the link doesn't work unless you cut & paste into browser. It's Steve Martin, medevil barber on hulu.

9   Ceffer (71/71 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 7, 12:29pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Well, now that the elections are over we can have a poll for the Catholic girls:

1. Sex on the burning altar of a Catholic church.

2. A large bowl of rocky road ice cream and a big spoon!

The only ones voting for 1. at a rate over 1 percent will be the transsexuals.

10   WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch (43/43 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 7, 11:06pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I'd vote for 1 if the altar wasn't burning. Personally, I don't get the whole third degree burn fetish.

11   taxee   2012 Nov 7, 11:25pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Fucking on the altar of a burning church.

Is the whole real estate thing just too depressing?

12   zzyzzx (80/80 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 8, 4:24am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

If you are having that much trouble getting laid that you have to burn down a church to get it, I suggest a consultation with a plastic surgeon. You'd be amazed at what they can do these days!

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