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Oh How The Mitty Has Fallen

By rooemoore   2012 Nov 21, 12:57am   ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   3,278 views   21 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

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1   Tenpoundbass (57/57 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 21, 1:00am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

So every time you pump your gas you've fallen?
The last time I checked gas stations stopped full service a long long time ago. How do you expect him to get gas, his magical underwear can only do so much. Gas siphoning isn't one of them.

2   MsBennet   2012 Nov 21, 1:06am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

He could send his "driver" to get the gas. But he does it himself. I think he wears "Costco" shirts, too. The press never liked to reveal this side of him but instead liked to focus on Mitt as being the big, bad company raider. This common side of him never made it into the sound bites.

3   upisdown   2012 Nov 21, 1:06am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

NOW he has to buy his own gas and not have the government foot the bill for it, along with the expense of the vehicle and driver too. That damned good for nothing government.

Is he going to run again if gas prices go over $5.00 a gallon?
At least he has his hand in HIS own pocket instead of everybody else's. I doubt that will last long though.

4   Tenpoundbass (57/57 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 21, 2:37am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

He looks like trouble.

5   upisdown   2012 Nov 21, 2:42am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

He looks like trouble.

No, just bitter. It also looks like he's annoyed by some papperazzi taking a picture, after he spent so much time, energy, and money to put himself front and center of all the media.

6   Tenpoundbass (57/57 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 21, 2:54am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

That's NOT a papperazzi, they have good cameras. That photo was taken on a dumb phone and can't be more than 1 or 2 megapixels.
I would love to see who took the picture, it would put the photo in better context.

A Latin, black, poor, some smug white dude in a Prius with Obama/Biden stickers on it. Though I doubt the later, because they would have taken it with an iPhone, and it would have been at least 5 megapixels.
I'm thinking it's a hot chick, that is the only reason he's still looking in the direction of the photog.

7   upisdown   2012 Nov 21, 2:58am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

A Latin, black, poor, some smug white dude in a Prius with Obama/Biden stickers on it. Though I doubt the later, because they would have taken it with an iPhone, and it would have been at least 5 megapixels.

Why would any of them take a picture of Willard because they apparently didn't vote for him. Maybe some old, fat, white baptist?

8   leo707   2012 Nov 21, 2:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

his magical underwear can only do so much. Gas siphoning isn't one of them.

O ye, of little faith!

9   leo707   2012 Nov 21, 3:02am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

That's NOT a papperazzi, they have good cameras. That photo was taken on a dumb phone and can't be more than 1 or 2 megapixels.
I would love to see who took the picture, it would put the photo in better context.

I read last night that it was just some guy also getting gas. Also, the guy who took the picture "thought" that it was Romney, but was not sure if was just a look a like.

10   rooemoore   2012 Nov 21, 3:12am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

He looks like trouble.

To me he looks like a grandpa that just spent the day at Disneyland with his grandkids.

Pumping your own gas, mingling with the common folk at the happiest place on earth. Well played, Mittens, well played.

11   upisdown   2012 Nov 21, 3:20am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

rooemoore says

Pumping your own gas, mingling with the common folk at the happiest place on earth. Well played, Mittens, well played.

That has to be one of his 37 kids because Mitt wouldn't pump his own gas or drive himself around, not with all those kids and wives available. I'd bet $10,000 that it wasn't him.

12   Tenpoundbass (57/57 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 21, 3:23am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

upisdown says

Maybe some old, fat, white baptist?

Perhaps he spent the day practicing with his Olympic synchronized farting team.

13   upisdown   2012 Nov 21, 3:29am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

CaptainShuddup says

Perhaps he spent the day practicing with his Olympic synchronized farting team.

Ya notice that he didn't buy the picture from MouseWait. Cheap bastard.

14   zzyzzx (8/8 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 21, 7:28am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

We need to find out if Obama pumps his own gas.

15   elliemae   2012 Nov 22, 6:26am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Holy Crap! Romney puts gas in his cars? I thought for sure he just stuffed dollar bills into the tank and it was miraculously converted into gas.

Just curious what about his pumping his own gas means that he has "fallen?" Now, if he was pumping his gas in his pajamas while drinking a beer at 9am, I could see there might be a problem.

But only because 9am is still Bloody Mary time - it's not beer thirty until noon...

16   Dan8267 (56/57 = 98% civil)   2012 Nov 22, 10:42am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I don't think that's really Mitt. No dog on the roof.

17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2012 Nov 22, 10:51am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

He looks completely shitfaced. Must have been up all night fucking mules and drinking vodka cokes.

18   curious2 (16/16 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 22, 11:01am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

I don't think that's really Mitt. No dog on the roof.

OTOH, he does look crazy enough to be wearing magic underwear.

19   zzyzzx (8/8 = 100% civil)   2012 Dec 6, 1:49am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

He also was spotted at Disney:

20   New Renter   2012 Dec 6, 2:10am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

upisdown says

That has to be one of his 37 kids because Mitt wouldn't pump his own gas or drive himself around, not with all those kids and wives available. I'd bet $10,000 that it wasn't him.

It was one of his many body doubles.

21   elliemae   2012 Dec 7, 3:36am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

curious2 says

OTOH, he does look crazy enough to be wearing magic underwear

They aren't tight - so they probably ride up during roller coaster rides. That would cause the look on his face - I mean, if he has any balls left after having them removed during the election.

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