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Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan Apparently Can't Remember Anything

By Patrick (146/146 = 100% civil)   2012 Nov 27, 11:35am   ↑ like   ↓ dislike   999 views   8 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/no-evidence-he-was-stoned-but-bank-of-america-ceo-brian-moynihan-apparently-doesn-t-remember-much-of-the-last-four-years-20121127#col1_content

Moynihan does a full Star Trek special, boldly going where no deponent has ever gone before, breaking out the "I don't recall" line more often and perhaps more ridiculously than was previously thought possible. Moynihan seems to remember his own name, and perhaps his current job title, but beyond that, he'll have to get back to you. The MBIA v. Bank of America case is one of the bigger and weightier lawsuits hovering over the financial world.

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1   Dan8267 (54/55 = 98% civil)   2012 Nov 27, 12:16pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Send him to pound-me-ass prison for 40 years. He'll have plenty of time to recollect.

2   Automan Empire   2012 Nov 27, 2:29pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

breaking out the "I don't recall" line more often and perhaps more ridiculously than was previously thought possible.
^^^^^^^^^^^

More even than Ronald Reagan at the Iran-Contra hearings?

3   Homeboy   2012 Nov 27, 5:36pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Doesn't matter. If BofA loses a lawsuit, we the taxpayers will be the ones who end up getting raped.

4   marco   2012 Nov 27, 8:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

"Was there ever a people whose leaders were as truly their enemies as this one?"

-Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

5   marco   2012 Nov 27, 8:35pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

"Somehow it seemed as though the farm had grown richer without making the animals themselves any richer- except, of course, for the pigs and the dogs."

-George Orwell, The Animal Farm

6   marco   2012 Nov 27, 8:36pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

"Mama, she keeps them unprepared
To meet the enemy
That's comin' unto us
Teach them that evil dwells across the sea
Lives in a mountain
Like they see on TV

Down in the heart of town
The Devil dresses up
He keeps his nails clean
Did you think he'd be a boogeyman?"

Buffy St. Marie

7   marco   2012 Nov 27, 8:45pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Comment that Business Insider (a.k.a. "Military Insider) flagged me off their site for, (referencing Onion's parody of the N. Korean leader)....

"Onion should next do a parody of Obama as a "Man Of The People" , and a defender of the middle class against the ruthless and greedy 1%.
You'd be equally surprised how many people would take that literally in our country, too."

8   Homeboy   2012 Nov 28, 4:51am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Automan Empire says

More even than Ronald Reagan at the Iran-Contra hearings?

At least Reagan had the excuse that he was suffering from Alzheimer's.

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