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Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

By Robber Baron Elite Scum   2013 Jan 11, 10:35am   1 link   2,979 views   22 comments   watch (0)   quote      

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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1   zzyzzx   570/570 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 18, 10:43am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

2   lostand confused   213/213 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 18, 11:39am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

3   JodyChunder     2013 Jan 19, 12:30pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 19, 1:09pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Everyone knows the line cooks at most every fast food place shit on the grills for fun.

5   waiting_for_the_fall     2013 Jan 19, 1:25pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Sounds like a load of crap.

6   PeopleUnited   289/289 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 19, 1:29pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

7   Tenpoundbass   977/978 = 99% civil   2013 Jan 20, 2:17am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy?

http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

8   Ceffer   529/529 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 20, 2:19am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

9   Homeboy     2013 Jan 20, 5:46am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

10   Moderate Infidel     2013 Jan 20, 7:47am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

11   Bubbabeefcake     2013 Jan 20, 9:06am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

12   Dan8267   2540/2572 = 98% civil   2013 Jan 20, 9:24am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

This came out a while ago.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

I'm calling mine "Angus".

13   Moderate Infidel     2013 Jan 20, 10:37am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces.
Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

14   Moderate Infidel     2013 Jan 20, 10:38am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Diaper Oven®

15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 20, 11:16am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

16   Dan8267   2540/2572 = 98% civil   2013 Jan 20, 11:55am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

17   Moderate Infidel     2013 Jan 20, 11:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

Didn't Chuck Berry have a restaurant like that in the 80's?

18   raindoctor     2013 Jan 20, 1:35pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

19   JodyChunder     2013 Jan 20, 2:01pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

That'll be the unavoidable organic raw foodie slant on things...

20   Ceffer   529/529 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 20, 2:57pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

In Santa Cruz, all the friggin' liberal vegan anorexics shit tofu, anyway, they give shit a bad name.

21   lostand confused   213/213 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 20, 3:14pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

22   Bubbabeefcake     2013 Jan 21, 6:26am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

raindoctor says

It is a hoax, guys

You've gotta be Shitting me!

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