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Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

By Robber Baron Elite Scum   2013 Jan 11, 10:35am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   1 link   2,659 views   22 comments   watch (0)   share   quote  

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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1   zzyzzx (7/7 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 18, 10:43am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

2   lostand confused (9/9 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 18, 11:39am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

3   JodyChunder   2013 Jan 19, 12:30pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2013 Jan 19, 1:09pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Everyone knows the line cooks at most every fast food place shit on the grills for fun.

5   waiting_for_the_fall   2013 Jan 19, 1:25pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Sounds like a load of crap.

6   Vaticanus   2013 Jan 19, 1:29pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

7   Tenpoundbass (57/57 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 2:17am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy?

http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

8   Ceffer (31/31 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 2:19am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

9   Homeboy   2013 Jan 20, 5:46am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

10   Moderate Infidel   2013 Jan 20, 7:47am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

11   Bubbabeefcake   2013 Jan 20, 9:06am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

12   Dan8267 (56/57 = 98% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 9:24am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

This came out a while ago.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

I'm calling mine "Angus".

13   Moderate Infidel   2013 Jan 20, 10:37am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces.
Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

14   Moderate Infidel   2013 Jan 20, 10:38am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Diaper Oven®

15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2013 Jan 20, 11:16am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

16   Dan8267 (56/57 = 98% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 11:55am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

17   Moderate Infidel   2013 Jan 20, 11:59am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

Didn't Chuck Berry have a restaurant like that in the 80's?

18   raindoctor   2013 Jan 20, 1:35pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

19   JodyChunder   2013 Jan 20, 2:01pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Soon, they'll be charging to go to a restaurant and have the wait staff take a shit in your mouth.

That'll be the unavoidable organic raw foodie slant on things...

20   Ceffer (31/31 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 2:57pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

In Santa Cruz, all the friggin' liberal vegan anorexics shit tofu, anyway, they give shit a bad name.

21   lostand confused (9/9 = 100% civil)   2013 Jan 20, 3:14pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

22   Bubbabeefcake   2013 Jan 21, 6:26am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

raindoctor says

It is a hoax, guys

You've gotta be Shitting me!

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