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T-Shirt Concept: IMPALE WALL STREET

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2013 Jan 24, 8:27am   1,936 views   14 comments   watch (0)   quote      

Fuck occupying Wall Street.

You ever been there?

If I am going to go that far, fuck, I am going to Astoria and getting a great Greek dinner.

I think what America really wants is to:

IMPALE WALL STREET

Hanging is too Good!

Jail too Expensive!

Gallows too Fast!

The only punishment that will match the crime is IMPALEMENT!

Open your windows and scream with blood-thirsty fury:

IMPALE WALL STREET!

Put this phrase on a T-shirt Poobah and you'll sell 100 million in an hour.

Because it's what everyone in the world dreams about: a long lasting horrifically painful death for the criminal scum that have hung their crimes around our necks.

DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!

But, please, die very very slowly.

#crime

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1   mell   63/63 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 8:34am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I'll order anything that is the result of a collaboration of Patrick and AF - esp. this one.

2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 24, 8:35am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Yes!
YEAH!

IMPALE WALL STREET!

It's what America wants!

Hear the screams of agony! Smell the rotting flesh and puss! Experience banksters begging for a bullet!

Yes!

IMPALE WALL STREET!

3   curious2   538/538 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 8:48am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

AF - I tried searching for the origin of that image but Google couldn't find it. I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation?

Anyway it would require amending the Constitution, but that shouldn't be a problem after the Zombie Apocalypse. As an added bonus, the impaled cannot rise from the dead.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 24, 8:51am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

curious2 says

I'm guessing it's from your family slideshow of how you spent your summer vacation?

Exactly. Family picnic. Lunch is just about ready in this snapshot.

5   PeopleUnited   285/285 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 9:05am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 24, 9:12am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Vaticanus says

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads.

Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony.

I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too.

7   PeopleUnited   285/285 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 9:16am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Vaticanus says

Was the fellow with the ropes on his ankles still breathing?

Yeah. That's only the beginning. You get a the heaviest guy you got to stand on their shoulders and pull their asshole over the impalement stake and get a punch of guys to pull on the ropes until the point of the stake is over their heads.

Then you crack a frosty beer and laugh at the howls of mortal agony.

I think PatNet could pitch this as a TV show, too.

I can see it now "The Real Pricks of Wallstreet" hosted by Alex Jones, Donald Trump, and color commentary by Ice-T

8   PockyClipsNow   57/57 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 9:45am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Well they cant be crucified as that would be offensive so this leaves only impalement.

9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 24, 9:57am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Right, completely sensible.

10   Patrick   1777/1777 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 12:18pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Can we include the NAR and pretty much every corporate lobbyist in DC?

I'll gladly pay for a giant pencil sharpener!

11   mell   63/63 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 12:24pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The squidmaster's new home - paid by you.

http://www.zerohedge.com/print/468768

12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch     2013 Jan 24, 12:26pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Well, there is no reason we can't issue an exclusive PatNet Revengeware series of indictment shirts. You can have one for all seven days:

IMPALE WALL STREET!
IMPALE THE NAR!
IMPALE STANDARD & POOR!
IMPALE THE FED!

13   JodyChunder     2013 Jan 24, 2:00pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

IMPALE WALL STREET

And when you're done impaling them, patch them up and take them out for a three piece meal at KFC.

14   Ceffer   525/525 = 100% civil   2013 Jan 24, 4:00pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

It's the only way they will "get the point".

Don't have to worry about aiming it in their poop chute, because they are poop chute from head to toe!

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