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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 574,463 views  5,057 comments           share      

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4752   Patrick   2022 Apr 25, 1:41pm  

Not so much a funny thing as a happy thing.

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1517251605216710656?source=patrick.net


ViralHog
@ViralHog
Apr 21
A construction crews steps in to save a dog that fell into the irrigation canal. 🚧🐶💦
#viralhog #animalrescue #ecuador



4754   richwicks   2022 Apr 25, 7:35pm  

Eric Holder says


Russia is less likely to invade the United States than the United States to to invade Russia.

If the US just stopped fucking with Russia all this bullshit would go away but NO, you have to be an NPC and egg it on.
4758   Eric Holder   2022 Apr 26, 9:12am  

richwicks says
United States to to invade Russia


Baseless claim. Not a single modern US politician has ever expressed even a hint of a desire to do it. And we basically have not a single reason for it - there is nothing in Russia we need or want.

PS. But the idea is 100% in line with Russian propaganda claims, so rickwicks' consistency of never deviating from FSB party line is confirmed yet again, LOL.
4759   RWSGFY   2022 Apr 26, 9:15am  

richwicks says
Eric Holder says


Russia is less likely to invade the United States than the United States to to invade Russia.

If the US just stopped fucking with Russia all this bullshit would go away but NO, you have to be an NPC and egg it on.




4760   HeadSet   2022 Apr 26, 10:48am  

Patrick says
Not a picture, just an observation that must be the worst last name to have:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit?source=patrick.net


The word is an adjectival form of the Sanskrit word diksha, meaning provider of knowledge.

So, it would be factually correct to say one's teacher is a dikshit.
4767   RWSGFY   2022 May 3, 8:23am  

Hugh_Mongous says




You fucking Jooish Nazis will pay for that!
4770   HunterTits   2022 May 3, 12:17pm  

Warning: Millennialtards probably won't get this.

4771   Patrick   2022 May 3, 12:42pm  

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.
4772   BayArea   2022 May 3, 1:31pm  

Patrick says

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.


I think it’s important.

I can go full days while checking my phone constantly throughout the day… every ring, beep, etc, morning to night. Due to my job, this is my modus operandi on weekdays.

I try to put the phone away as much as possible on weekends.

When I’ve put my phone away for the entire day, I feel like I’m navigating a new planet or something. Im at ease. I’m totally present with my family, neighbors, etc. I slow down and see beauty in the world.

The combination of phones and social media could be one of the worst things that’s ever happened to our society.

One more detail, I have a business cell and a personal cell. Having to carry both, deciding which to take out to dinner, can be quite a pain. I do it primarily for privacy… when you get a business phone you agree that they own all the content. Wasn’t gonna play that game.
4773   Patrick   2022 May 3, 4:07pm  



I like these ideas!
4774   Eric Holder   2022 May 3, 5:53pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


On the rain-catching contraption: in California you'll fill these barrels once during the winter (when you don't need to water anything anyway) and then use them to water your garden maybe twice. Having this (let's be honest) ugly and bulky thing in the yard for just two watering is not very appealing.


PS. I'm going by my experience of hauling barrels of recycled water during the last drought when water restrictions were imposed. With two of these blue barrels it was barely enough to water one big lawn and two strips of grass (about 3000 sq ft in total).

PPS. I bought them in the Marijuana grower supply store and paid with a CC, so I'm probably on some list somewhere, lol.
4775   Eric Holder   2022 May 3, 5:58pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


If you are interested in a good backyard fire pit skip the contraption made from wheels and get yourself a Solo Stove. Amazingly efficiently burning: almost no smoke and all is left is small amount of powdery ash. And it's made from SS, so it won't rust to nothing in one year like these wheels would.
4780   Eric Holder   2022 May 5, 9:18am  

gabbar says






"FRANK: Jeez. She fell funny."
4785   Onvacation   2022 May 6, 9:06pm  

I'm not an astronaut!
4786   mell   2022 May 6, 9:16pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


The toilet is my favorite but I only get half of them
4790   Patrick   2022 May 7, 6:51pm  

Onvacation says
I'm not an astronaut!


Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.

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