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By zzyzzx follow zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 574,428 views  5,055 comments           share      

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4770   HunterTits   2022 May 3, 12:17pm  

Warning: Millennialtards probably won't get this.

4771   Patrick   2022 May 3, 12:42pm  

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.
4772   BayArea   2022 May 3, 1:31pm  

Patrick says

I have been enjoying leaving my phone in airplane mode in a drawer most of the time.

It somehow feels like I'm getting away with something by not carrying it constantly.


I think it’s important.

I can go full days while checking my phone constantly throughout the day… every ring, beep, etc, morning to night. Due to my job, this is my modus operandi on weekdays.

I try to put the phone away as much as possible on weekends.

When I’ve put my phone away for the entire day, I feel like I’m navigating a new planet or something. Im at ease. I’m totally present with my family, neighbors, etc. I slow down and see beauty in the world.

The combination of phones and social media could be one of the worst things that’s ever happened to our society.

One more detail, I have a business cell and a personal cell. Having to carry both, deciding which to take out to dinner, can be quite a pain. I do it primarily for privacy… when you get a business phone you agree that they own all the content. Wasn’t gonna play that game.
4773   Patrick   2022 May 3, 4:07pm  



I like these ideas!
4774   Eric Holder   2022 May 3, 5:53pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


On the rain-catching contraption: in California you'll fill these barrels once during the winter (when you don't need to water anything anyway) and then use them to water your garden maybe twice. Having this (let's be honest) ugly and bulky thing in the yard for just two watering is not very appealing.


PS. I'm going by my experience of hauling barrels of recycled water during the last drought when water restrictions were imposed. With two of these blue barrels it was barely enough to water one big lawn and two strips of grass (about 3000 sq ft in total).

PPS. I bought them in the Marijuana grower supply store and paid with a CC, so I'm probably on some list somewhere, lol.
4775   Eric Holder   2022 May 3, 5:58pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


If you are interested in a good backyard fire pit skip the contraption made from wheels and get yourself a Solo Stove. Amazingly efficiently burning: almost no smoke and all is left is small amount of powdery ash. And it's made from SS, so it won't rust to nothing in one year like these wheels would.
4780   Eric Holder   2022 May 5, 9:18am  

gabbar says






"FRANK: Jeez. She fell funny."
4785   Onvacation   2022 May 6, 9:06pm  

I'm not an astronaut!
4786   mell   2022 May 6, 9:16pm  

Patrick says



I like these ideas!


The toilet is my favorite but I only get half of them
4790   Patrick   2022 May 7, 6:51pm  

Onvacation says
I'm not an astronaut!


Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.
4791   RC2006   2022 May 8, 8:40am  

Want to do this to my kids


4794   richwicks   2022 May 8, 11:47pm  

Patrick says

Onvacation says
I'm not an astronaut!


Lol, 5 mg is plenty until you know what you're doing.

If you think 5 mg isn't doing anything, do not have more. It can take hours to kick in, and once it does, you cannot undo it. You're in for the whole ride.

So many people have made the same mistake. Fortunately, no one ever died from being too stoned.


I don't often partake, but yeah, pot is WAY TOO STRONG today.
4796   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 9, 8:05am  

RC2006 says
Want to do this to my kids


I wouldn't dare convince my kids that poo pranks are a thing I would end up with real poo on everything.
4802   stereotomy   2022 May 10, 1:59pm  

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.
4806   AmericanKulak   2022 May 12, 4:08pm  

stereotomy says

What's the most valuable commodity in human civilization - PUSSY. Those who have it control the next generation of humans.

Woe be it to teh wymyns when men figure out how to synthesize humans. If they keep overpricing pussy, well then we'll see how complete the 'sperg incels' revenge will be.


Dude, we're halfway there. That TPE canal is more convoluted than Federal Regulations. The core functionality is mostly there, including servos now for ass shaking, head bobbing (semi-randomized), and torso rocking... just need better chat AI. Rin will tell you Real Dolls already has eyes that follow you, mouths that talk in accord with phonemes, etc.

A few years of a fraction of sales of VCRs in 1983 will do the trick to bring the rest of the functionality.

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