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An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Both of the above were from Elon.

Patrick says

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly.

Patrick says

You mean you are incapacitortated?

Ceffer says

You mean you are incapacitortated?

"Reluctant" would have been a better pun.

Tenpoundbass says

He failed.

At least he was consistent in wielding a knife rather than a gun.

cisTits says

Lol!

Patrick says

Lol!

But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-believe-isaac-declined-all-father-and-son-camping-trip-invitations-after-the-incident

Ceffer says

I was at Home Depot yesterday, and I was going to ask this fugly woman where I could find 1/2 lock washers for nipple box connectors, and I needed some 12/2 Romex from the cage. When I got further to it, it looked like Alex Jones with a wig, and Bitch Tits, also wearing a skirt. In a low voice he said, "It's my second day, but I'll find out for you."
He came back and showed me the location for the locknuts and had the key for the cage. I said "Thanks Man" after I was squared away, and was walking away.
I was waiting to hear to it squealing, "It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.