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Ceffer
2022 Jul 24, 1:11am
Ceffer
2022 Jul 24, 1:11am
Move over, RealDolls: "The inventor of the world's first voice-activated oral sex machine has updated it with new commands.
The machine, called Autoblow AI+, has six voice commands: "Start", "Pause", "Faster", "Slower", "More" and "Cum". The last one activates the turbo speed.
When will it go on sale?"
The machine, called Autoblow AI+, has six voice commands: "Start", "Pause", "Faster", "Slower", "More" and "Cum". The last one activates the turbo speed.
When will it go on sale?"
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HeadSet
2022 Jul 24, 7:26am
HeadSet
2022 Jul 24, 7:26am
Odd that the BJ machine has a head that looks like the bald inventor wearing makeup.
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Ceffer
2022 Jul 24, 3:48pm
Ceffer
2022 Jul 24, 3:48pm
For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.
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richwicks
2022 Jul 24, 3:55pm
richwicks
2022 Jul 24, 3:55pm
Ceffer says
Those aren't cow eggs!
For you city folks that don't know how a calf is born, here is a rare pic of a cow's nest.
Those aren't cow eggs!
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Patrick
2022 Jul 25, 8:59am
Patrick
2022 Jul 25, 8:59am
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1550578309947342850
Brent Havins shot this video of a wind turbine that got struck by lightning.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Jul 25, 4:35pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Jul 25, 4:35pm
Oldie but a goodie, a couple of my posts in the last couple days, are images that were posted in this thread early on. But are either so far back before Pat implemented the url extractor and auto download.
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richwicks
2022 Jul 27, 12:43pm
richwicks
2022 Jul 27, 12:43pm
Patrick says
Well, I see some irony in this - the peg will fit perfectly into each hole it appears, as long as the orientation of the peg isn't changed.
Well, I see some irony in this - the peg will fit perfectly into each hole it appears, as long as the orientation of the peg isn't changed.
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Ceffer
2022 Jul 28, 4:31pm
Ceffer
2022 Jul 28, 4:31pm
Are these the ones who hate the BoomFucks? More important to know about the Kadashians, anyway.
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ElYorsh
2022 Jul 30, 12:55pm
HunterTits says
Well. If she kept it in it's box and in good storage, it would probably be worth more than a Toyota
Well. If she kept it in it's box and in good storage, it would probably be worth more than a Toyota
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Onvacation
2022 Jul 30, 1:31pm
Onvacation
2022 Jul 30, 1:31pm
HunterTits says
It's a wonderful place. It has crime, corruption, pollution, incredible wealth inequality, and is very crowded. It also has good food, clean and safe neighborhoods, culture, and is reasonably priced. I was only there for two weeks but would definitely want to go back and spend more time there.
Rent for a whole year before you move there permanent.
It's a wonderful place. It has crime, corruption, pollution, incredible wealth inequality, and is very crowded. It also has good food, clean and safe neighborhoods, culture, and is reasonably priced. I was only there for two weeks but would definitely want to go back and spend more time there.
Rent for a whole year before you move there permanent.
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