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5765   Ceffer   2023 Jan 19, 4:49pm  

Does this mean a double jointed, robotic RealDoll is in the immediate future, like in 'Blade Runner'? Maserati and Lambo move over, the EliteFucks are going to want them one of those.
5768   Onvacation   2023 Jan 21, 10:00pm  

Good Girl!
5769   Patrick   2023 Jan 22, 12:06am  


someone recently asked me what my views were on porn & i said i dunno, like a couple of million? i’ve been watching for a long time.
5770   Patrick   2023 Jan 22, 12:09am  

https://twitter.com/morganisawizard/status/1616227294150025216?ref_src=patrick.net



MJ
@morganisawizard
the craziest thing i’ve learned recently is that j.r.r. tolkien, hitler, and anne frank’s dad all fought in the same battle

another crazy fact is that bill gates, bill clinton and prince andrew all hung out on the same island
5771   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 22, 8:11am  

Ceffer says

Does this mean a double jointed, robotic RealDoll is in the immediate future, like in 'Blade Runner'? Maserati and Lambo move over, the EliteFucks are going to want them one of those.


CGI Robot, the mat he leaps on, doesn't depress, and there's no dust or other particulates kicked up when lands. That kind of mobility would be abusive on that robot's frame, mechanical parts, circuits, battery everything. Also I can't think of any tools I would want in a canvas tote back and thrown and hoisted around like that.
5781   Patrick   2023 Jan 23, 11:13pm  


Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
5782   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jan 24, 6:10am  

Patrick says


Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.



captain we can’t chat with aliens, they are on version 34580086 which is incompatible with our zoom version 74000000.34. captain: bring in the it guys… wtf why are there no IT guys here?
5783   cisTits   2023 Jan 24, 6:33am  

Patrick says


Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.



Stargate SG-1 was worse. Despite having Daniel Jackson around to translate, almost everyone spoke English.
5788   HeadSet   2023 Jan 25, 6:44pm  

Patrick says





What is she trying to do? Humiliate the cows by showing them she has bigger udders?
5789   Patrick   2023 Jan 26, 3:29pm  

I'm in a bad place right now.

Not mentally, just California.
5791   rocketjoe79   2023 Jan 27, 9:58am  

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
5792   Patrick   2023 Jan 27, 10:19am  

Yes, the original link claims it's Russia.
5793   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jan 27, 10:56am  

rocketjoe79 says

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.


we got bears in many states. could be Alaska.
5796   Eric Holder   2023 Jan 27, 7:53pm  


rocketjoe79 says

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.



Not Russia because no vodka.
5798   Patrick   2023 Jan 27, 10:29pm  

Eric Holder says


rocketjoe79 says

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.



Not Russia because no vodka.


I think the bear was wasted.

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