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The_Deplorable
2024 Jan 24, 8:12pm
Patrick says
Good question. Perhaps the entire flock has three or four leaders and the rest of the birds follow one of those three or four leaders.
"I still can't quire figure out how birds can do that... Maybe they all have cloned brains and so do the same thing at the same time."
Good question. Perhaps the entire flock has three or four leaders and the rest of the birds follow one of those three or four leaders.
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richwicks
2024 Jan 24, 9:09pm
richwicks
2024 Jan 24, 9:09pm
The_Deplorable says
Their perception of time is akin to how we view elephants as being "slow". Ever tried to kill a housefly by swatting it with your hand? Even dogs and cats have reaction times that are far better than ours.
Murmuration
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1749313443151376779
Their perception of time is akin to how we view elephants as being "slow". Ever tried to kill a housefly by swatting it with your hand? Even dogs and cats have reaction times that are far better than ours.
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Ceffer
2024 Jan 25, 3:10pm
Ceffer
2024 Jan 25, 3:10pm
Describes my wife to a T. She regards a simple question or a story as an opportunity for extended orbital capture, and you get thirty tangents before the punch line.
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Patrick
2024 Jan 26, 9:46am
Patrick
2024 Jan 26, 9:46am
California could have done a good thing with a straight shot between downtown SF and downtown LA, but no. They let it descend into the usual bloat and grifting.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Jan 26, 12:42pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2024 Jan 26, 12:42pm
The Feminists Strikes Again!
(If only I was 30 years younger)
This time: Report on Hoeflation with male feminist expert Ben Dover.
Note: Mr Ben Dover's dad, Ben Dover, Sr. was in the 1985 film 'Fletch'.
https://youtu.be/rMHTo4sAYKA?si=c04lwsPY8sRzL7U0
(If only I was 30 years younger)
This time: Report on Hoeflation with male feminist expert Ben Dover.
Note: Mr Ben Dover's dad, Ben Dover, Sr. was in the 1985 film 'Fletch'.
https://youtu.be/rMHTo4sAYKA?si=c04lwsPY8sRzL7U0
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Ceffer
2024 Jan 26, 3:00pm
Ceffer
2024 Jan 26, 3:00pm
Patrick says
What I really enjoyed was all of the usual 'environmental impact' studies from the usual suspects that consumed the budget into overruns before any building ever started to break ground. That's a special California graft experience.
California could have done a good thing with a straight shot between downtown SF and downtown LA, but no. They let it descend into the usual bloat and grifting.
What I really enjoyed was all of the usual 'environmental impact' studies from the usual suspects that consumed the budget into overruns before any building ever started to break ground. That's a special California graft experience.
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Patrick
2024 Jan 27, 10:09am
Patrick
2024 Jan 27, 10:09am
Very creative!
Lately I like old books, not only written long ago, but physically old. They have more character and they pre-date the possibility of woke edits.
Lately I like old books, not only written long ago, but physically old. They have more character and they pre-date the possibility of woke edits.
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