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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,305,561 views  9,632 comments

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9561   HeadSet   2024 Dec 1, 6:59am  

Ceffer says

Kleenex: the original RealDoll.

That reminds me of an old joke:

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because Ceffer put on the wrong socks this morning.
9564   Ceffer   2024 Dec 2, 1:25am  

What a point of view. I thought it was a list of the 'best' countries for binge drinking. Alcohol and nicotine are healthy and should no longer be slandered.

9565   Ceffer   2024 Dec 2, 10:57am  

HeadSet says

Because Ceffer put on the wrong socks this morning.

This joke makes no sense, because everybody can tell the difference between soft socks and those that stand up by themselves.
9566   Patrick   2024 Dec 2, 11:34am  

Ceffer says





Funny how Russia is not on that list even though they have about twice that per-capita alcohol consumption that Ireland does.
9567   Ceffer   2024 Dec 2, 12:12pm  

I suppose this is binging behavior. I saw an annual per capita chart that placed Korea and Japan both above Russia and Ireland. I guess public stuporous drunkenness isn't that uncommon in Korea. It seem that only some Cantonese Chinese have the enzyme defect that doesn't allow them to process alcohol.

I knew a Japanese professional guy and he confirmed that there was a lot of alcohol consumption amongst Japanese. They work hard then cut loose, I guess.
9568   Ceffer   2024 Dec 2, 12:43pm  

Nothing worse than fwapping squirrels with internet porn hookups.

9571   Patrick   2024 Dec 2, 1:09pm  

Ceffer says


I knew a Japanese professional guy and he confirmed that there was a lot of alcohol consumption amongst Japanese. They work hard then cut loose, I guess.


That fits with my one visit to Japan. There were usually a few businessmen in suits passed out on the sidewalk or in the subway in the early morning, the result of the previous night.
9578   stereotomy   2024 Dec 2, 5:38pm  

Booger says





Damn right. Grilled meat is God's gift to freedom-loving 'Mericans!
9585   Ceffer   2024 Dec 4, 12:39am  

How many people here would step up and take one of these horrible machines out of circulation? Might come in handy for selling unvaxxed sperm, though.



9593   AmericanKulak   2024 Dec 5, 1:06am  

zzyzzx says





Bitchez it was like 40 last night. Once upon a time I'd unload boxes from trucks in jean shorts and a cotton sweatshirt, now I need my electric blanket in Old Fartsville.

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