For all you justifying drinkers who need something more than the myth of the 105 year old grannies smoking three packs a day and dousing a fifth of booze with joy and elan.
I remember Anthony Kiedis saying in his book that in drug crazes with Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers) would jump off of roofs into swimming pools, until he landed on the concrete instead and was bedridden for six months, cripped for a year and fucked up his back. Never go full drug gonzo defying gravity.
#humor