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AHHH ! Another procrastinator. I hate procrastinators because I am one. But at least I am going to do something about it......... tomorrow.
HAPPY NEW YEAR )(&^%*^$&%%#
Awesome!
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No, Ellie it's AAHHWSOMME !!!
Happy New Year
LOOK, We B Propogatin !
Damn! I had a pic of a kitty with a gun and it didn't upload! My computer is sick...
Damn! I had a pic of a kitty with a gun and it didn't upload! My computer is sick...
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Try creating a lower-resolution version. I think patrick.net silently rejects images over a certain file size.
I'm a bit computer illiterate. Okay, more than a bit. I'm gonna play the "girl" card on this one - and if that doesn't work, I'm gonna play the "old" card. And if that doesn't work, I'm just gonna drink a fifth...
Sweet little old lady calls her neighbor over to help with a jigsaw puzzle she just can't seem to even get started. Her neighbor, an elderly Gent asks, what is the puzzle supposed to be ? She says, it is supposed to be a rooster. He comes in and after looking over the puzzle pieces and the box they came in , tells her, "let's sit down and put all the pieces back in the box and have a little rest. Maybe a snort.
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Ellie,
Are you familiar with the updated consent form ?
I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bourbon ______a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a glass of red wine _______a Tee Time ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page______Sex ______or Chocolate: It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:__________________________ Date: _____
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...
The only instructions that I've given my kids is that I want them to play Bob Seger's "Her Strut" at my wake.
I am being subjective, but I associate that tune to strip clubs back in the 70s. Would you consider a hearse with a strippers pole attached ?
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