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Man: Hey baby, did you just fart?
Woman: No, why do you ask?
Man: Cause you just blew me away.

A womens hair is their "Crown and Glory", so try this: "Hi, I like your hair, is thatta wig"?

No, I'm serious. Try it on various women and observe the results.

Honest Abe says

A womens hair is their "Crown and Glory", so try this: "Hi, I like your hair, is thatta wig"?

No, I'm serious. Try it on various women and observe the results.

I have you on my friends list Abe. You could have at least told me to wear a cup !

My fave. almost.
from the Unknown comic....Ya know what turns my stomach ???
Boobs on my back....

Whakinghut... that one stunk

Damn... I accidentally unignored abeabe.

TMAC, you won't need a cup...trust me. Ask me how I know - or better yet - try it yourself.

Women are like cats, you know, when you take a small soft object and make it dart back and forth in front of them, it gets their attention and they respond.

Women in general like to be teased, in a funny way, but not insulted, of course. Everyone likes to laugh, so if you can get their attention (is thata wig?), then make them laugh, you're way ahead of most other guys.

But you already knew that, I'm sure. And thanks for being my friend.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

"Do you legs hurt? You've been running through my mind all night."

"Dayyyyummmmm!"

Honest Abe says

But you already knew that, I'm sure. And thanks for being my friend.

I dunno Abe, Ellie had you on ignore, Did you ask her if she was wearing a wig ? Just seems like I might get the same results i got when I asked some girl wearing a GUESS t-shirt if they were real !

I will probably stick to my old favorite. Ask the lady "Do you like apples"? she replies "Yes". I say good, we have sumpin in common. Having sumpin in common leads to liking. Liking leads to lovin. Lovin leads to marriage, Marriage leads to sex. How bout we skip all that in between stuff and F---?

TMAC54 says

I will probably stick to my old favorite. Ask the lady "Do you like apples"? she replies "Yes". I say good, we have sumpin in common. Having sumpin in common leads to licking. Licking leads to lovin. Lovin leads to marriage, Marriage leads to sex. How bout we skip all that in between stuff and F---?

I'm speechless. Congrats on that, by the way. ;)

elliemae says

Congrats on that, by the way. ;)

Seriously ? Do those look like bedroom eyes to you Ellie ?

Sexy eyes 101. Woof !