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What's Your Opinion on Fleshlights & Porn to Substitute Real Women?
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Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 6:49am
PS. Also condoms are not a solution! You can still get STDs like Herpes and HPV with condom use. It can break too... Causing pregnancy. And women sometimes put little holes in the condoms and also sometimes steal the semen from the condom to get pregnant so you can be enslaved by child support for life.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 6:56am
If I ever found sex toys or porn belonging to my son in the house. I would not have a talk with him to lecture him nor will I confiscate it.
I would however tell him that I'm proud he is smart and savvy enough to not mess with girls but instead take out his sexual tension on sex toys and porn.
He will not catch any STDS nor mess his life up by getting some dumb local high-school bimbo pregnant and having to pay child support once he's 18.
leo707
2013 Aug 13, 7:00am
What no mention of Real Dolls? You make them seem quite reasonably priced.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 7:24am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
I prefer breaking into your fucking mom's cage at the zoo's bactian section since fucking a camel in the ass will yield nothing but little shit camels, like you, not recognizable as human fucking beings. DIE! DIE! DIE!
+1... Funny.
I sometimes prefer to have my horses take turns fucking your mom's asshole with their huge dongs.
I have personally stopped penetrating her with my own sausage for the reasons mentioned in this thread.
I just watch my horses gangbang your mom as I jerk off with Fleshlights and Japanese-made replica vaginas.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 7:29am
Fleshlight also makes replicas of pornstar's vaginas and assholes. They offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million dollars but she declined.
I want fleshlight to make a replica of ApocalypseFuck's mother's vagina and asshole.
The also make replicas of assholes of gay pornstar dudes for you nancy-boys like ApocalypseFuck. That product line is called "FleshJack"...
Maybe you ApocalypseFuck can fulfill his fantasy of fucking my asshole... But remember it will just be fantasy.
I have bodyguards to protect me from nancy-boys like ApocalypseFuck.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 7:33am
Fleshlight Made Over $100 Million in Sales. I'm happy that something has been invented to prevent you peasants from reproducing like the worthless dirty cockroaches you are. We need to preserve resource from your degenerate useless disposable maggots.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 9:09am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
You're fucking blind as well as deaf, ASSHOLE
Of course. I'm an old scumbag wealthy fart.
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
That's YOUR mother backing her diseased camel cunt against the cage bars at the zoo to be fucked by zoo donkeys, you, your dad and all your lovers, the HIV+ REALTORS.
That's not possible because I don't have a mother.
I was created and given life by Holy Father Lord Satan. I worship Satan and respect him tremendously.
If I had a mother, I would have sold her for wealth. I'm a scumbag Satan Worshipper.
HydroCabron
2013 Aug 13, 9:35am
This thread just ejaculates class!
Some moms are gonna need a cigarette and a nap when this one's over.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 9:38am
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
Fuck you!
I see you visiting your mom all the time, standing outside the bactian cage at the zoo, stroking your tiny vienna sausage crying and moaning MOMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!
That is until she gets fed up with your mewling and sprays camel asshole spew all over your pathetic self and, in a desperate attempt to achieve something to achieve something, anything, beyond your miserable decrepitude, you scamper off to blow the fucking dogs and donkeys at the cage of the hated curs.
You must have me confused with your Father. Please pardon me my dear.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 9:39am
Some moms are gonna need a cigarette and a nap when this one's over.
You mean those single mother white trash moms who have had over 30 different men's seed gush inside them?
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 9:50am
The reasons why most homes are bought is because of women and their dirty little maggot offspring...
Fleshlights & porn will make women obsolete, lower birth rates and finally collapse the real estate market.
Thus fleshlights & porn will cause Realtor and mortgage broker suicides all over the world. Realtors will not even be able to negotiate by offering blowjobs to buyers because eventually everyone in the world will have a fleshlight and porn.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 9:52am
The only seduction tool women will have over men will be financially supporting them while they sit home jerking off on the computer with their fleshlight.
Fleshlights will cause women to become breadwinners and men to become homemakers.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 10:15am
Looks the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit is also helpful for gaining power over women. Once a woman orgasms from you, she loses her power over you... She becomes the sexual aggressor.
It can also be helpful for negotiating with Female HIV+ Realtor. It can also be helpful to train for cannibal anarchy.
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Automan Empire
2013 Aug 13, 11:14am
I don't even enjoy masturbating if my hand falls asleep; the fleshlight looks unappealing to me.
It DID remind me of a failed experiment when I was about 13. I tried to build an artificial gloryhole that involved 2 boards stood apart by 4 steel rods. Over 100 rubber bands were stretched between the rods to apply pressure over the plastic pouch which extended from a crudely hewn hole in one board. When I tried to mount it for the first time, it twisted apart and comically trapped my junk, which rapidly deflated for the escape.
File that under Too Much Information.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 11:18am
with this reasoning why not 'use' a friend's anus?
Hello? Ever heard of STD's? Nancy-boys have one of the highest rates of infection.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 12:00pm
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
YOU FUCK, DIE!
I'm 98 years old and still kicking sunny-boy.
You can suck my cock peasant.
I have enough money to have the best scientists keep me alive forever.
Shaman
2013 Aug 13, 12:40pm
This love affair between AF and RB will soon be consummated I fear . . .
Dan8267
2013 Aug 13, 1:00pm
Fleshlight Made Over $100 Million in Sales
And to think I actually work for a living. Tim Berners-Lee invents the World Wide Web and isn't worth a percent of this guy. Yeah, our economic system makes a shitload of sense.
Ceffer
2013 Aug 13, 3:29pm
This love affair between AF and RB will soon be consummated I fear . . .
The result will be Apocalypse Robber Baron Fuck Scum, a hybrid of hideous majesty. It will be trash talking and insulting itself into the bowels of Hell!
New Renter
2013 Aug 13, 6:46pm
Why mess with real women? $100 (Dinner) + $20 (Transportation Costs) + $20 (Flowers) + $100 (STD Treatment- If Insured) + $200,000 (Child Support) + $50,000 (Legal Fees from False Rape Charges) + $100 (Depression Treatment - If Insured) = $250,340!
Your bitching about a pissy little quarter of a million dollars? With your fortune you should be able to get laid five times a day at those rates and write it off as a rounding error.
Hell fire your accountant and get a better one - there's probably a federal subsidy for oligarch sex payoffs you're not tapping into...yet.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 6:48pm
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
YOU A DEAD FUCK!
Just lively enough to understand what the fuck is going on when I rip your fucking head off and stick on a peg so you can watch me let the HIV+ Realtor donkeys fuck you in the ass!
I live in a gated-community with a private police force. I feel safe from you.
Can we be friends? Come on... It's good to be scum. Be a scumbag with me ApocalypseFuck... Support the financial industry agenda with me.
The result will be Apocalypse Robber Baron Fuck Scum, a hybrid of hideous majesty. It will be trash talking and insulting itself into the bowels of Hell!
That's what I'm trying to tell ApocalypseFuck if we join forces together.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 13, 6:59pm
Your bitching about a pissy little quarter of a million dollars?
I'm a cheap fucking bastard. My grandfather's quote "Woeful Waste Makes for Woeful Want"
-John D. Rockefeller
With your fortune you should be able to get laid five times a day at those rates and write it off as a rounding error.
I'm sorry but I have upper-class aristocratic elite family traditional values.
I'm not like you promiscuous cockroaches wearing earrings, tattoos, baggy pants sagged down showing your undergarments and with provocative personal styling in attire.
Enjoy your STDs & HIV peasants!
Hell fire your accountant and get a better one
Sorry but it's hard for me to find really good accountants since I practice nepotism in hiring practices.
there's probably a federal subsidy for oligarch sex payoffs you're not tapping into...yet.
Probably... Yes. But I'm still a virgin at the rip old age of 98 years old. I never had sex with my wife.
How did we have kids? Whenever I had wet dreams... I woke up and scooped up the rotten cum in a sterile cup for insemination of my wife.
The only times I ever ejaculated in my life has been in wet dreams. Even today I have wet dreams at 98 years old.
marcus
2013 Aug 13, 10:45pm
This love affair between AF and RB will soon be consummated I fear . . .
Yes, ironically, using the same device RB is promoting in this thread.
zzyzzx
2013 Aug 13, 11:08pm
This fleshlight seems to be the type of thing that should sell well in India and China, for obvious reasons.
Some of you would probably prefer a version that puts up some resistance so you can get your rape on.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Aug 15, 8:57pm
All of you complain about how the US is not producing or manufacturing anything.
Well, the US is manufacturing Fleshlights in Austin, TX.
Fleshlights will cause realtors to kill themselves, women to feel insecure (thus losing their pussy power) and cause the housing market to collapse....
All at the same-time improving the economy.
freak80
2013 Aug 20, 4:55am
All of you complain about how the US is not producing or manufacturing
anything.
Well, the US is manufacturing Fleshlights in Austin, TX.
Economic "stimulus."
HydroCabron
2016 Feb 17, 12:06pm
Not to mention false merit-less accusations of rape against men when consensual sex only occurred.
Even if you are mushing two sledges of dogs, alone, across the Antarctic plateau, you will be inundated with false rape accusations on a weekly basis.
I have personally been the object of 17,000+ rape accusations, 83% of which were false.
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 28, 6:02am
This love affair between AF and RB will soon be consummated I fear . . .
I always believed they were one and the same. Robber Baron Elite Scum says
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says
YOU FUCK, DIE!
I'm 98 years old and still kicking sunny-boy.
That exchange was like a Phil Hendry bit.
Ceffer
2022 Nov 28, 6:20am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 28, 6:28am
Next most humiliating death to auto erotic self asphyxiation.
David Caradine died snatching grasshoppers from his hand.
Ceffer
2022 Nov 28, 11:31am
David Caradine died snatching grasshoppers from his hand.
He shoulda stuck with the 'Kill Bill' death scene. Or is that unstuck? I'm confused.
Google it.. If you don't know what it is.
I can't post a link to the website since it is sexually explicit and will violate forum rules.
It is a male sexual toy.
My opinion:
1) Much better to spend $60-80 bucks and watch free porn than to catch some nasty STDs.
2) Not to mention false merit-less accusations of rape against men when consensual sex only occurred.
3) Child Support. In this country men have been impoverished for life because of getting someone pregnant.
4)Having to spend money on expensive dinners, gas money on dates/transportation costs and other expenses associated with having to romance a woman. Not worth it.
5) In a feminist society... It is actually very hard for men to get women. Why waste the effort in fruitless pursuits?
Just get a fleshlight, lube, free porn and a teddy bear for love.
Total cost? $65 (Fleshlight) + $7 (Lube) + $25 dollar teddy bear = $97 dollars...
Why mess with real women? $100 (Dinner) + $20 (Transportation Costs) + $20 (Flowers) + $100 (STD Treatment- If Insured) + $200,000 (Child Support) + $50,000 (Legal Fees from False Rape Charges) + $100 (Depression Treatment - If Insured) = $250,340!
A quarter of a million dollars can be used to start a business. My calculation are also VERY modest too. It doesn't include divorce costs and losses as well.
Why should men especially in the US mess with women anymore? Majority of them are not very friendly or sincere or kind. They are very entitled and are ready to judge you by the size of your wallet.
If they don't care about you, why would you care them? Why?
There are some crazy sex toys out there which real sex can and will never ever compete with. Sex toys can be a bit pricey but compared to the actual costs of real sex... Sex toys are a bargain.
You have Fleshlight's (All Different Varieties), Japanese replica vaginas (Meikis, Japanese Prostate Massagers (Aneros - Not For Me Though), BlueRay 3D Porn, High-Resolution LCD Screens & Graphic Cards, Heat-Inducing Lubricants and endless free internet porn featuring women who you would never have a chance with in real life unless you are a multi-millionaire or extremely good looks.
They are a lot of men who have contested these sex toys feel even better than the real thing and the prostate massagers have given them multiple orgasms.
Nightclubs have men being charged for cover when women aren't. And as soon as you get inside the women have a nasty unfriendly attitude. Even if you come across as friendly and merely say a hello in a friendly non-threatening non-sexual way.
Bars... Same-story.
Strip Clubs... Even worse. You pay so much money for cover, drinks and $20 lap dances that only last for what? 2 minutes? LOL. Also strip joints are very dangerous for men. Many men have gotten robbed, beaten, drugged with their wallet stolen and bogus charges by the strip joint on their credit card's statement.
What else? Escorts you say? Dangerous game too. You run the risk of being arrested. (Yes many men who didn't even have the intention of having sex but just company of the woman were arrested AND charged.) STDS as well. Very expensive too and you have PIMPS to deal with sometimes.
Picking-up women cold at Malls, Bookstores, Cafes and so-forth? Don't even think about it. They will immediately label you a "creeper" even if you engage in very civil polite conversation... Whatever that means.
In many other countries abroad, it is very easy for men to get laid and have a girlfriend. The women are also generally more fair in dealing and nicer too. You still have risks (STDS). Anything in life does but those risks are more worth it than in the USA.
The problem is that not many men can go abroad from the US. They are stuck here like it's a prison. Also men have it much worse than women financially here.
So... In those circumstances, It is worth it for EVERY man in America regardless if they are rich or poor or ugly or good looking to stop engaging with real women in the US.
JUST STOP!
Buy a Fleshlight or some Japanese replica vagina, a Prostate massager (If you have a little nancy-boy tendencies) and Astroglide Lube.
If you want to enhance the experience more. Get some free porn and some good-quality resolution screen plus maybe some high-quality headphones to increase realism.
What you horny peasants think? This is will help some of you cockroaches from reproducing!