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Reward To Any Man Who Can Turn Lesbian Daughter Straight


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2014 Jan 24, 2:07am   10,178 views  22 comments

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Reward! $120M!

This man:

Has now doubled his original offer of $60M to anyone who can turn his 33 year old daughter straight:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/01/23/cecil-chao-hong-kong-billionaire-gigi_n_4651872.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

All it takes is for her to meet the right man, right?

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1   Ceffer   2014 Jan 24, 2:11am  

He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

2   New Renter   2014 Jan 24, 2:29am  

Ceffer says

He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

3   Dan8267   2014 Jan 24, 2:40am  

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

4   zzyzzx   2014 Jan 24, 2:45am  

She might have a better time meeting men if she wore a paper bag over her head.

5   New Renter   2014 Jan 24, 3:22am  

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

6   zzyzzx   2014 Jan 24, 3:31am  

I would not force her to marry a man. But obviously I would, from my point of view, prefer her to be married and to have grandchildren.”

Yeah, but if you marry her, you end up with a Father in Law that looks like Kim Jong-il.

7   Rin   2014 Jan 24, 4:29am  

New Renter says

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

8   New Renter   2014 Jan 24, 6:22am  

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Rin says

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

Aha, NOW I see what's going on.

Maybe you and Dan should hook up. You two seem to have a few things in common

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be more appealing with a little something behind her ears - like her knees.

Now THIS is a man who understands how to convert a lesbian! I predict our PatNet sensi will soon be a very rich, very happy man.

9   MAGA   2014 Jan 24, 6:32am  

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

10   dublin hillz   2014 Jan 24, 6:34am  

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

11   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Jan 24, 6:41am  

Not trying to be homophobe or say anything stupid here.
But this is a huge problem for many Older Asians as their only heirs are turning out be gay. Don't take that wrong, I mean it's a problem for the older generation, who expected their one child to win the spouse lottery and take care of them in their old age.
Traditionally their children are their retirement plan. Not judging here, just putting it out there. Why it's such a big deal for this guy. Even though he has enough money to provide for him self and certainly doesn't need her to care for him. It's still a matter pride for these folks, who they married and how well they are doing domestically.

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

12   zzyzzx   2014 Jan 24, 6:46am  

jvolstad says

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

That's why I wanted the paper bag.

13   New Renter   2014 Jan 24, 6:49am  

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

Its not like she's exactly trying in that mug shot.

14   Ceffer   2014 Jan 24, 8:09am  

She does look like a mean sucker. Wait, she doesn't suck, that's part of the problem.

You might make 120 million, but if you don't produce an heir, you get fed to 120 starving lesbians.

15   Rin   2014 Jan 24, 8:09am  

New Renter says

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Once I get the daddy's bankroll, I'm off to Rio, and outsourcing my job, just like corporate America would.

16   Rin   2014 Jan 24, 8:26am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

And yes, she looked like a caucasian version of this guy's daughter.

17   Ceffer   2014 Jan 24, 8:31am  

AF is legendary for being able to balance a troupe of Chinatown lesbians on his tongue, all of them having simultaneous multiple orgasms.

He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.

18   Rin   2014 Jan 24, 8:41am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Rin says

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?

Sorry, had to use my Gin to clean out the cut. I haven't tried a lesbo ever since.

I'm glad that I didn't get rabies.

19   Ceffer   2014 Jan 24, 8:46am  

I've heard of flesh eating bacteria, but I thought the flesh eating lesbian was reserved for Cannibal Anarchy.

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

20   Rin   2014 Jan 24, 8:48am  

Ceffer says

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.

21   Y   2014 Jan 24, 10:08am  

well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....

CaptainShuddup says

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

22   Y   2014 Jan 24, 10:11am  

The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....

Rin says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

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