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Big pots of boiling pitch would be a nice medieval touch, one needs to respect tradition.

Gotta love a listing that starts out by saying "DROP DEAD...."

Also this: "FINANCING 50% DOWN/HARD MONEY ONLY!" I wonder how many have brought coins (with no serial numbers), arriving on foot, unarmed, at night.

I was going to say, oh that means that a perimeter of cleared vegetation is in place per fire regulations and advice.

Then I saw the word PREPPER and realize, they meant it literally!

Why not ply a potential buyer's paranoia to add perceived value, hey?

Are the goats coming with the property?

Heraclitusstudent says

Are the goats coming with the property?

They are the current owners. They inherited from the previous owners, who perished in an unfortunate accident.

Large windows in the bathroom mean you can see the cannibals come and if needed unload a shotgun through the window - all while sitting on the throne.