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I'm An Old Satanic Fuck...


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2014 Mar 2, 4:34am   871 views  4 comments

by Robber Baron Elite Scum   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

I have demonic spirits visit me at night and sleep next to me.

I've had Satan appear visually before me and had a pleasant friendly conversation with him.

He is very nice to me.

I've had demonic spirits appear visually before me and have also had many pleasant meetings with them.

I have demons sleep with me and visit me in the night as well as sometimes during the daytime.

I worship Satan loyally and respect his demonic spirits as high-level illuminated disciples.

Fuck you Jesus Christ. You are an impostor and a worthless dirty piece of shit. You are not a prophet. You are a attention-seeking lying maggot. I Renounce you Jesus in the name of SATAN!

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1   New Renter   2014 Mar 2, 5:27am  

So in other words you're a Realtor.

Glad to see you've finally come out of the closet.

2   Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Mar 2, 7:02am  

My father was a REALTOR.

My father's friends were all REALTORs, mortgage brokers and construction builders

I even went to appointments with a REALTOR to sell a condo to a young couple.

When I was young my father advised me to become a REALTOR.

I haven't ever become a REALTOR but I am sympathetic to their causes and have aided and abetted them many times.

And Yes. I'm not kidding about talking to Satan in person and demonic spirits. I'm serious.

3   New Renter   2014 Mar 2, 8:11am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Your MOTHER was a REALTOR!

Your FATHER was a diseased CAMEL!

I thought it was the other way around?

4   New Renter   2014 Mar 2, 8:15am  

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

My father was a REALTOR.

My father's friends were all REALTORs, mortgage brokers and construction builders

I even went to appointments with a REALTOR to sell a condo to a young couple.

When I was young my father advised me to become a REALTOR.

I haven't ever become a REALTOR but I am sympathetic to their causes and have aided and abetted them many times.

And Yes. I'm not kidding about talking to Satan in person and demonic spirits. I'm serious.

So you are a Realtor groupie?

That's terrible! You need to find Jesus NOW! Or a plastic bag and a rubber band.

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