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BYOB or Why is there a Door Way up There?


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2014 Jun 1, 9:53am   6,223 views  20 comments

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1   Strategist   2014 Jun 1, 10:20am  

LOL.
Atleast the garage isn't up there.

2   Robert Sproul   2014 Jun 1, 12:42pm  

I would think that sweet ass b ball hoop would push this into the 7's.

3   Strategist   2014 Jun 1, 12:53pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Typical Concord shit hole. Too cheap to put a bathroom upstairs, they put a door in the master bedroom. Whip it open and piss out the doorway.

I think it was designed for dug dealers for a quick getaway.

4   FortWayne   2014 Jun 1, 2:27pm  

There was one of those for sale in Chatsworth a few years back. Same thing, it was old, balcony fallen off, but the door was still there.

Calling it a fixer was really under estimating the problem.

5   bubblesitter   2014 Jun 2, 12:48am  

Concord = the best place to buy and become a slum lord.

6   donjumpsuit   2014 Jun 2, 1:04am  

When you realize you overbid to pay $700k for this shit hole......

the door provides a convenient place to fall headfirst on your driveway.

7   bubblesitter   2014 Jun 2, 1:06am  

Looking for a sucker for 5 years? LOL. I thought market was really hot.

8   zzyzzx   2014 Jun 2, 1:31am  

Watch out for that first step!

9   Strategist   2014 Jun 2, 1:36am  

zzyzzx says

Watch out for that first step!

Ya, could be your last.

10   Automan Empire   2014 Jun 2, 2:04am  

There needs to be a chain permanently affixed across the doorway. I'm surprised their insurance hasn't mandated this yet.

11   rufita11   2014 Jun 2, 6:27am  

My husband thinks they need to install a slide.

12   Blurtman   2014 Jun 2, 7:26am  

Invite a realtor over and show them the door.

13   Strategist   2014 Jun 2, 11:44am  

Blurtman says

Invite a realtor over and show them the door.

Now I know why the home does not sell.

14   Ceffer   2014 Jun 2, 12:47pm  

I think it is called a mother in law exit.

15   Dan8267   2014 Jun 2, 1:33pm  

rufita11 says

This is a great idea. Have a realtor show off the place, preferably at night.

16   exfatguy   2014 Jun 3, 2:03am  

Slap some coats of paint on this one in San Jose and sell for $650,000. Instant $300K profit!

http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Jose/5597-Shadowcrest-Way-95123/home/1702835

17   bubblesitter   2014 Jun 3, 2:59am  

exfatguy says

Slap some coats of paint on this one in San Jose and sell for $650,000. Instant $300K profit!

http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Jose/5597-Shadowcrest-Way-95123/home/1702835

Investor's dream come true.

18   Ceffer   2014 Jun 3, 3:24am  

Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven"?

19   corntrollio   2014 Jun 3, 3:38am  

rufita11 says

My husband thinks they need to install a slide.

Or combination fireman's/stripper pole.

20   bubblesitter   2014 Jun 3, 4:07am  

Is it haunted?

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