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This list of things Liberals have ruined.


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2014 Jul 2, 9:27am   46,133 views  121 comments

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1)Electric Light
2)Soap
3)Documentaries with a REAL educational purpose, that educate people on a topic, instead of using it as a ploy to inject a runaway President's rogue agendas.
4)Cars
5)The joys, pains and discoveries of Childhood(God forbid a kip points at another Kid, he will be in the liberal national news as the poster child for the NRA.)
6)The Freedom of political choice, being considered a healthy democracy. (Best not vote for anyone, less you run it by your Liberal friends, neighbors and family and all of the general pain the ass Liberal knowitall's on the internet web forums first.)
7)Checking out the Hot women, it will get you fired, and a sexual harassment lawsuit.
8)Food better run the next bite of food you put in your mouth by Bloomberg and his fink-bastard cronies first. It might make you fat, but here drink this health shake, it might give you cancer in 20 years, who knows. But at least you're not eating Fat and Sugar.
9)Refreshments, can't even drink a soda with out them being all up in it.
10)Education they make a big show to let everyone know just how smart they are, and just how dumb everyone else is. They practically own the Education system in a America. And are turning out the dumbest sons of bitches the world has ever seen since the Neanderthal.
11)Family Unit in the community. There's more love for a house load of escaped convicts holed up in Ward and June Cleaver house with them in the basement with a bullet in each of their head. Than there is for Ward and June Cleaver.

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1   Strategist   2014 Jul 2, 9:58am  

12. Gas guzzlers
13. White Presidents
14. Merry Xmas.
15. Republican Party.

2   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 2, 10:09am  

And Science!

'Breakthrough' stem cell study retracted

3   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 2, 10:11am  

Strategist says

12. Gas guzzlers

13. White Presidents

14. Merry Xmas.

15. Republican Party.

That's your list, I'm just keeping a list of the stuff that matters to everyone.

4   HydroCabron   2014 Jul 2, 10:28am  

You do know that the Armistice was on 11/11/18, right?

They developed drugs that cure pneumonia. Most Americans have water closets now. Horseless carriages are everywhere, and we have moving pictures - with sound, and better than what you'd get from a Victrola. Most people have wireless telephones, and blacks and whites can marry - weirdly, the world didn't end as a result of this. Oh, and FortWayne can marry a man now.

So it's safe to crawl out of your hole and explore the world now - plenty to see!

5   Strategist   2014 Jul 2, 10:31am  

CaptainShuddup says

And Science!

Yeah, the science that says the earth is 6,000 years old.

6   Strategist   2014 Jul 2, 10:51am  

President Lincoln the Republican seemed pretty liberal.

7   New Renter   2014 Jul 2, 11:22am  

For such a busy guy the Captain sure has a lot to time to spend trolling on PatNet.

CaptainShuddup says

There's more love for a house load of escaped convicts holed up in Ward and June Cleaver house with them in the basement with a bullet in each of their head. Than there is for Ward and June Cleaver.

Skipping the grammar check is a real timesaver!

8   marcus   2014 Jul 2, 12:14pm  

CaptainShuddup says

This list of things Liberals have ruined

THey haven't ruined hate or ignorance, as you prove on a daily basis.

Most the things on your list are the product of busy bodies who want to improve the world in some way or make it more safe, but they aren't particularly liberal per se.

IF they happen to be democrats, it's probably just because democrats are the only ones ever doing any legislation that isn't about enriching corporations or the wealthy. Or about guns, gays, GOd, or some bullshit holier than thou bullshit lie ("waaaaaa the liberals want to take away Christmas !").

Bloomberg isn't particularly a liberal, not that you know what it means. But yeah, he was kind of an over reaching busy body to want to outlaw big gulps.

But that doesn't bother me. Trying to protect children from themselves or from their ignorant parents isn't such a terrible thing - that is in terms of the effect. But I would agree that it's over reach. He's just ahead of the curve. 50 years from now nobody will think of consuming that much sugar at one time, but it won't be because of regulations. It's just that everyone will be on the same page about consuming massive amounts of sugar by then.

You know my politics. But I'm someone that often doesn't buckle up, and I like to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. But many of my beliefs are what you would label as liberal. Go figure.

But being the idiot you are, anything that is "politically correct," or any safety regulation, or push towards consuming energy more efficiently is the fault of liberals.

Hey. at least their heart is in the right place. (bringing us back to my fist sentence of this comment).

9   John Bailo   2014 Jul 2, 12:39pm  

CaptainShuddup says

7)Checking out the Hot women, it will get you fired, and a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Good way to do this...at the mall I stick my nose in to the trendy (age appropriate) fashion stores. Model-quality females in there!

10   monkframe   2014 Jul 2, 2:51pm  

Soap?

11   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 2, 4:18pm  

monkframe says

Soap?

Yes SOAP! When was the last time you took a shower with a bar of soap that did more than grease you up with a pasty slimy film. They took all of the shit out of soap that made soap soap.

Even in public bathrooms they have Preformed soap. I really hope the bastard that came up with that idea rots in hell. The whole process of your hands getting clean is the emulsification process as the suds are created enzymes are activated that have a short effectiveness. Once the suds are created the maximum effectiveness is gone. Pre-foamed soap is like chewing already chewed bubble gum. It's disgusting. Even the health board knows it, so they put what ever in the hell it is in that shit that makes your hands smell like gasoline, it probably is for all I know.

We'll go through 3 bottles of dish-soap to do the dishes we used to do with just one.

12   turtledove   2014 Jul 2, 5:41pm  

What's with all the body wash? Soap bars are now only a small portion of a store's shelf space. And don't get me started on those liberal bastards who are trying to do away with roll-on deodorant. Sticks and glide-ons are taking over. It's an abuse of power!

13   lostand confused   2014 Jul 2, 7:23pm  

Ruined this belief?

14   marcus   2014 Jul 3, 12:11am  

CaptainShuddup says

When was the last time you took a shower with a bar of soap that did more than grease you up with a pasty slimy film.

I use the same soap I've always used.

Don't blame liberals for the fact that you as a consumer are so clueless that you have to keep trying new types of soap instead of the same one you used when you were 10, which is still right there in the store.

You are funny !!

https://www.google.com/search?q=ivory+soap&rlz=1C1FDUM_en___US475&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YWS1U5PODpXYoAS-g4DQDQ&ved=0CFAQsAQ&biw=1266&bih=831

15   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 12:18am  

CaptainShuddup says

Yes SOAP! When was the last time you took a shower with a bar of soap that did more than grease you up with a pasty slimy film. They took all of the shit out of soap that made soap soap.

Even in public bathrooms they have Preformed soap. I really hope the bastard that came up with that idea rots in hell. The whole process of your hands getting clean is the emulsification process as the suds are created enzymes are activated that have a short effectiveness. Once the suds are created the maximum effectiveness is gone. Pre-foamed soap is like chewing already chewed bubble gum. It's disgusting. Even the health board knows it, so they put what ever in the hell it is in that shit that makes your hands smell like gasoline, it probably is for all I know.

We'll go through 3 bottles of dish-soap to do the dishes we used to do with just one.

I thought you were referring to dish-washing detergent, which the liberals did ruin. Even liberal NPR confirms this:
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/15/132072122/it-s-not-your-fault-your-dishes-are-still-dirty

Is your dishwasher not working the way it used to? Earlier this year, with little fanfare, detergent makers reworked their formulas.

16   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 12:19am  

16) The economy. It's all Obama's fault!!!

17   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 12:19am  

17) Healthcare.

18   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 12:32am  

sbh says

18) Marriage: All those conservatives out there are denied married now. How could that have happened in this country if not because of the libtards?

Marriage was ruined long ago by divorce courts.

19   Strategist   2014 Jul 3, 12:44am  

CaptainShuddup says

I really hope the bastard that came up with that idea rots in hell.

Kind of harsh isn't it? Man, you really are old fashioned.
We used to live in caves at one point. You could say the liberals ruined cave dwelling. Do you enjoy all the liberal inventions? Modern medicine.....Mazda 3......computer....patnet.

20   Strategist   2014 Jul 3, 1:00am  

20. Exploitation.
21. Poverty.
22. Fast foods.
23. Hunting.
24. Guns.

21   HydroCabron   2014 Jul 3, 1:03am  

Liberals ruined cuneiform and walking.

Usedta be you could write down your bills or notes, and it'd be there to look at, 2600 years later.

Then Algore and his Subaru-n-Starbucks papyrus crowd started in on the whole "clay conservation" thingy - just to get rich off of papyrus farming - and I couldn't get any more styluses or clay.

Then they brought out this "wheel" thing, and nobody walks anymore, which breeds effeminacy and sodomy.

22   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 1:06am  

25) Detroit.

26) DDT ban ruined the best way to get rid of bed bugs.

27) California, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Maryland, Washington DC.

23   monkframe   2014 Jul 3, 1:11am  

"Yes SOAP! When was the last time you took a shower with a bar of soap that did more than grease you up with a pasty slimy film. They took all of the shit out of soap that made soap soap."

Well, I think it's more a corporate marketing strategy than a political inclination. The widespread "anti-bacterial" soap myth is totally marketing, there's no scientific basis for it, but how would one political group be blamed? It's all about money.

I object to the scents that domestic soap makers seem to feel obliged to use, in the U.S. these are chemical bases, in Europe, they're still using plant-based scents, but, THOSE PEOPLE ARE EVEN MORE LIBERAL THAN US!!

24   Strategist   2014 Jul 3, 1:15am  

zzyzzx says

25) Detroit.

26) DDT ban ruined the best way to get rid of bed bugs.

27) California, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Maryland, Washington DC.

28. USA

25   HydroCabron   2014 Jul 3, 2:05am  

32) C3 photosynthesis. Back before C4, we were happy with the Calvin cycle: it was conservative & Constitutional, as the cyanobacteria Founders intended. When it got too hot, RuBisCo (Ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase-oxygenase) switched from fixing CO2 to fixing oxygen, and we liked it fine, for billions of years.

Then fancy coastal Subaru-driving grasses ("elites") in the Oligocene, 27 million years ago, decided that the Calvin cycle wasn't good enough, and that they were better than Christian gun families, so now we have to metabolize, metabolize, fix carbon, fix carbon, all frickin' day. States' rights disappeared, 'cuz apparently federal bureaucrats have the right to judge me for lynching certain eukaryotes. Fat Algore sold them on "efficiency", forgetting fundamental Constitutional values. Prius-driving hypocrites pissed on Jesus, and bundle sheath cells made men into homo boys!

Disgusting!

26   elliemae   2014 Jul 3, 2:23am  

Things whut I learnt from ten pound bass:

1) I agree totally, and am pissed because now due to those fucking libs I'm forced to view my backlit computer and internet by candle light. I was so sad to learn that the electric lights are no more - making it harder for people like tpb to "see the light."
2) I was shocked to find out that it's the fault of the libs that I must now stoop down to find the bars of soap that used to be eye-level in the store, because they don't sell as well as the liquid soaps. Just curious, maybe tpb doesn't feel clean because he can't wash off his crazed beliefs?
3) This is true, unless you use that thing... what's it called again? The GOOGLE thing. That'll find you some. Unless you're too fucking lazy and expect everything to be handed to you on a silver platter... oh, yea, that's right, you do - you're republican.
4) Auto makers have proven that it's a lot easier to make substandard cars and fix them later, allow people to die and pay a minimal amount toward their damages (while holding press conferences attempting to convince the public they have a heart). There are a jillion cars available for sale, but apparently tpb can't find one he either likes or can afford. You're a republican - work harder or screw someone out of their savings and buy a fucking car. And shut up.
5) Poor kids - I wasn't aware that they didn't play anymore. Maybe if conservative mom & dad stopped being glued to faux news and went outside to play with them, they'd find joy again in their lives.
6) I believe that you've declared your political choices many times, voted for that candidate in which you believe. If they were liberal, not my problem.
7) We love being checked out - just apparently not by you.
8) You have the right to eat whatever you want. I'm sure your favorite chef at McDonald's knows your standard order - and when they assure you their food is healthy you can watch the liberal documentary "Super size me."
9) You don't live in NYC and this failed attempt at limiting drink size wouldn't have affected you. Stop whining.
10) Tell the school boards that have insisted that creationism be taught alongside evolution that their agenda is too liberal. The No Child Left Behind act was created in 2001 under George Bush and passed with bipartisan support. Besides, if you don't like the education system (the English grammar part of which you appeared to successfully avoid), pay for private education. I don't mean for your children... for you.
11) Ward & June Cleaver: with all of the "dirty" things they said on national teevee? Shame on you for using them as your Liberal Utopian family.

June Clever (to Ward): "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

27   New Renter   2014 Jul 3, 7:56am  

turtledove says

What's with all the body wash? Soap bars are now only a small portion of a store's shelf space. And don't get me started on those liberal bastards who are trying to do away with roll-on deodorant. Sticks and glide-ons are taking over. It's an abuse of power!

Liberals DID ruin spray on deodorant! Remember the good old days of CFC powered sprays?

http://www.ecoevaluator.com/environment/air-quality/chlorofluorocarbons-silent-destroyers-of-the-ozone-layer.html

28   Strategist   2014 Jul 3, 9:16am  

sbh says

33) The future: It doesn't look anything like the 1950s anymore.

Everything was black and white. Look at some pictures.

29   zzyzzx   2014 Jul 3, 9:44am  

They also ruined Illinois.

30   Oilwelldoctor   2014 Jul 3, 9:54am  

How about Duty and honor?

31   elliemae   2014 Jul 3, 2:41pm  

OK... the future, Illinois, duty & honor, this ashtray, .... and my dog shithead.

32   turtledove   2014 Jul 3, 3:38pm  

New Renter says

turtledove says

What's with all the body wash? Soap bars are now only a small portion of a store's shelf space. And don't get me started on those liberal bastards who are trying to do away with roll-on deodorant. Sticks and glide-ons are taking over. It's an abuse of power!

Liberals DID ruin spray on deodorant! Remember the good old days of CFC powered sprays?

http://www.ecoevaluator.com/environment/air-quality/chlorofluorocarbons-silent-destroyers-of-the-ozone-layer.html

You know, they think the pitchforks are coming out over the economic situation, but I think you've stumbled upon what will ultimately prove to be the real catalyst of the revolution. That, or the future possible eradication of Aqua Net. I can see it now.... A bunch of pissed off men and women with stinky pits and fly-away hair. (I'm scared; hold me.) ;)

33   elliemae   2014 Jul 3, 4:00pm  

turtledove says

(I'm scared; hold me.) ;)

Especially since AquaNet was used by many a child to incinerate bugs, the ramifications of the loss of AquaNet can't be easily quantified. We've taken away their ability to roam neighborhoods with pellet guns, bb guns & .22's - and then we took away their home-made torches.

Scads of future generations of republican children will be forced to attempt the same feat with a magnifying glass, which we all know takes forever to make the ants "pop." The next logical step will be for the libs to make magnifying glasses illegal.

Dodgeball is too violent, elementary school sports have no losing teams so the little fucker's feelings aren't hurt - why, we're raising a generation of pussies.

I blame Obama.

34   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 3, 4:25pm  

Bitcoins arent the future? says

This is both parties.

and its the biggest loss of all

Amen Brother!

35   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 3, 4:28pm  

Unions! They used to be about the people.

36   Dan8267   2014 Jul 3, 4:36pm  

1)Electric Light

Oh no, energy efficient LED lights. Run for the hills.

2)Soap

What? Do liberals make you use it now?

3)Documentaries with a REAL educational purpose, that educate people on a topic, instead of using it as a ploy to inject a runaway President's rogue agendas.

Um, TED Talks

4)Cars

No idea what you are talking about here. The joy of lead poisoning?

5)The joys, pains and discoveries of Childhood(God forbid a kip points at another Kid, he will be in the liberal national news as the poster child for the NRA.)

Actually, liberals think the leftists are idiots for expelling children for finger banging. In fact, liberals take the side that the kids' rights are being violated by this. Once again, conservatives demonstrate they cannot distinguish between leftists and liberals.

6)The Freedom of political choice, being considered a healthy democracy. (Best not vote for anyone, less you run it by your Liberal friends, neighbors and family and all of the general pain the ass Liberal knowitall's on the internet web forums first.)

What color is the sky in your world?

7)Checking out the Hot women, it will get you fired, and a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Dude, there are 4 billion women in the world. Do you really have to hit on the 100 or so that work in the same office as you? By the way, that's 1970s feminism, not liberalism anyway. But workplace romances are stupid. What happens when you break up and still have to see the other person five days a week?

8)Food better run the next bite of food you put in your mouth by Bloomberg and his fink-bastard cronies first. It might make you fat, but here drink this health shake, it might give you cancer in 20 years, who knows. But at least you're not eating Fat and Sugar.

Americans are obese because they eat shit food, which is largely all that's available due to the food industry acting like drug dealers, doping up the sugar levels to the point where it becomes a drug. But anyway, that's a health issue not a liberal cause.

9)Refreshments, can't even drink a soda with out them being all up in it.

Actually, again you are confusing leftists with liberals. Leftists are a lot like conservatives; they believe in the daddy-knows-best state. It's just that their daddy has different ideas than yours.

10)Education they make a big show to let everyone know just how smart they are, and just how dumb everyone else is. They practically own the Education system in a America. And are turning out the dumbest sons of bitches the world has ever seen since the Neanderthal.

If liberals owned the education system in America, then American history wouldn't be so white washed. You kid would come home traumatized after seeing what slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans was really like.

11)Family Unit in the community. There's more love for a house load of escaped convicts holed up in Ward and June Cleaver house with them in the basement with a bullet in each of their head. Than there is for Ward and June Cleaver.

Wow, your head is like really fucked up. Like bad LSD trip fucked up.

38   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 3, 4:49pm  

Don't ruin this for me!

This list of things Liberals have ruined.

39   monkframe   2014 Jul 4, 1:25am  

Don't open doors that you don't want people to walk through.

40   Ceffer   2014 Jul 4, 2:18am  

Wasn't AquaNet the stuff that made teased hair look like frosting on a wedding cake?

Kids used to get high on that stuff and use it as a blow torch.

Liberals ruined AquaNet? Now I am mad, really mad.

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