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Kim Jong-un's Uncle Eaten Alive By 120 Hungry Dogs

By Robber Baron Elite Scum follow Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Sep 21, 2:21pm 1,591 views   8 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


By Eric Baculinao and Alexander Smith, NBC News BEIJING -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's powerful uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs, according to a newspaper with close ties to China's ruling Communist Party.

1   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 21, 2:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ouch. I wonder who is worse, ISIS or Kimmy boy??

2   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Sep 21, 2:48pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

There are still dogs living in North Korea?

3   marcus   ignore (11)   2014 Sep 21, 4:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I think that's just a story. He actually sent him off somewhere to live in seclusion, using the story though, to demonstrate what a truly terrifying bad ass he is.

Or maybe his uncle was dying of cancer or something and agreed to die in such a way to promote what a terrifying dictator the new young Kim Jong Un is.

Think about it. All that matters is what everyone believes to be what happened.

4   Peter P   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 21, 4:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I thought men eat dogs in North Korea. Maybe his uncle ate 120 dogs and the news got it in reverse.

5   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2014 Sep 21, 4:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This vile myth has been disproven.

The uncle was actually dropped in an aquarium of 120 starving guppies and tickled until he begged for mercy and then put into the Korean witness protection program to start a new life as a starving peasant.

6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2014 Sep 21, 11:48pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

Now he's just trying to endear him self to AF.

7   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Sep 22, 12:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Peter P says

I thought men eat dogs in North Korea.

That would be true if there were any dogs left. Might as well have claimed he had been raped to death by 120 rutting unicorns.

8   Peter P   ignore (0)   2014 Sep 22, 1:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Well, we know that all unicorns are gay.

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