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I'm looking for an Olivia Wilde doppelganger


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2014 Oct 8, 4:05am   14,103 views  56 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

I figured I'd ask the PatNet community ... I'm looking for an Olivia Wilde doppelganger.

As you know, in the land of the free, the United States of America, men and women cannot contract to be together in an intimate manner.

On the other hand, if anyone knows of someone who looks like her, and she's interested, she can fly up to Calgary, Toronto, or Montreal, whichever is her favorite city. Please, no Vancouver, as it's Seattle North and I don't care for the place with its constant overcast. I'll reimburse her for the ticket costs.

It'll be great ... a bit of sightseeing, fine dining & dancing, and a great overnight.

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1   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 5:03am  

How old are you Rin?

2   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 5:05am  

Mid-30s, remember all my meandering threads. I'd stopped dating a few years ago and only see esc*rts and strippers internationally.

Thus, a Ms Wilde look-a-like is on my bucket list ... the last fantasy of a famous beautiful celebrity.

3   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 5:22am  

It's a bit unfortunate that you sound so much like a teenage fantasist in all these ludicrous posts of yours.

4   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 5:35am  

Bigsby says

It's a bit unfortunate that you sound so much like a teenage fantasist in all these ludicrous posts of yours.

Sorry to say it, but I can't talk about this stuff in my real life.

Thus, PatNet is the ultimate form of therapy where I get to reject the conventions of those who believe in romantic relationships and that paying for a fantasy, is completely wrong and an immoral way of looking at things.

5   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 5:49am  

Yes, you're a very special person. Convention breaking indeed. I mean so few men fuck hookers after all...
Personally, I still think you sound remarkably like a frustrated teenager.

6   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:01am  

Bigsby says

Yes, you're a very special person. Convention breaking indeed. I mean so few men fuck hookers after all...

Personally, I still think you sound remarkably like a frustrated teenager.

That's true, very few men go up to see esc*rts in Canada, where it's legal.

Instead, they'd rather break the law at home, shoot heroine (also illegal), and end up dead like a former Google executive.

And then for mainstreamers, many are divorced, paying child support, or stuck in dysfunctional households.

So yes, I should be taking cues from these aforementioned groups.

7   Ceffer   2014 Oct 8, 6:02am  

That's the problem with being a frustrated teenager. You think that someday it will end, and it doesn't.

8   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:07am  

Ceffer says

You think that someday it will end, and it doesn't.

Yes, it does. It's called a Thermas Spa in Rio or Soapy Massage in Thailand.

Seriously, when money/time is applied efficiently, a lot of problems can be solved.

9   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:19am  

Rin says

That's true, very few men go up to see esc*rts in Canada, where it's legal.

Instead, they'd rather break the law at home, shoot heroine (also illegal), and end up dead like a former Google executive.

Yes, because that's what usually happens when you fuck a hooker in the US. Or not.
And I rather suspect that most men who want to fuck hookers don't go to Canada because there is absolutely no need to waste your money going to Canada just to do that.

10   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:21am  

Rin says

Ceffer says

You think that someday it will end, and it doesn't.

Yes, it does. It's called a Thermas Spa in Rio or Soapy Massage in Thailand.

Seriously, when money/time is applied efficiently, a lot of problems can be solved.

I guess you have something to look forward to when you're old enough to travel there by yourself.

11   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:24am  

Bigsby says

I guess you have something to look forward to when you're old enough to travel there by yourself.

Already done. Read about it in the other threads.

When I'm retired, I'll be spending much more time overseas than wasting it on stateside skanks.

12   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:25am  

Bigsby says

Canada just to fuck a hooker.

Read: Illegal in the United States of America outside of a few desert counties in Nevada.

13   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:26am  

Bigsby says

what usually happens when you

It's what happens when you shoot up with a junkie.

14   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:29am  

Rin says

Bigsby says

I guess you have something to look forward to when you're old enough to travel there by yourself.

Already done. Read about it in the other threads.

When I'm retired, I'll be spending much more time overseas than wasting it on stateside skanks.

So you say. And you do nothing but claim to fuck skanks. Oh, I forgot, they're 'high class' skanks.

15   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:30am  

Rin says

Bigsby says

Canada just to fuck a hooker.

Read: Illegal in the United States of America outside of a few desert counties in Nevada.

That's a line from someone with no life experience...

Rin says

It's what happens when you shoot up with a junkie.

And so is that.

16   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:34am  

Bigsby says

Rin says

Bigsby says

Canada just to fuck a hooker.

Read: Illegal in the United States of America outside of a few desert counties in Nevada.

That's a line from someone with no life experience...

Perhaps you should ask your local PD.

It is illegal in America. A massage parlor, only a few miles away from my home, right here in MA, was busted last year in a sting operation.

Bigsby says

And so is that.

Montreal co-ed esc*rts are not heroin addicts. They drink a glass of red wine and I have my usual dry Martini. That's a world apart from what the Google exec did.

17   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:47am  

Rin says

Perhaps you should ask your local PD.

It is illegal in America. A massage parlor, only a few miles away from my home, right here in MA, was busted last year in a sting operation.

You claim to work for a hedge fund. You would have money then, wouldn't you? I presume you understand what that means.
Rin says

Montreal co-ed esc*rts are not heroin addicts. They drink a glass of red wine and I have my usual dry Martini. That's a world apart from what the Google exec did.

Good grief. The Google exec did what he wanted to do. That was his choice. Others make different choices. Like I said, your lines have the ring of a fantasist. A glass of red wine and a dry martini indeed! Been reading a bit too much Ian Fleming, have you?

18   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:49am  

Bigsby says

And don't you do nothing but claim to fuck skanks? Oh, I forgot, they're 'high class' skanks.

In the USA, it's called a false rape charge (see Kobe Bryant story) or taking a man to the cleaners (when married).

In other nations, it's honest sex workers doing their jobs. You provide the cash, they provide the services.

19   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:51am  

Bigsby says

You would have money then, wouldn't you? I presume you understand what that means.

Rin says

Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby deals in America are overpriced and a high risk, given the temperamental ways of local women. You saw what happened to Donald Sterling and his Sugar Baby thing. She spilled the beans to the world and Sterling was forced to sell the Clippers and is barred from NBA games.

20   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:53am  

Bigsby says

The Google exec did what he wanted to do. That was his choice.

Shooting smack is idiotic, regardless of who's decision it was.

Bigsby says

A glass of red wine and a dry martini indeed!

Hello ... why do you think that the Montreal thing is so fun? It's because you get to act like a gentleman and have the proper cordials. And many women like Merlot; I prefer gin.

Also, have you heard of crepes? They're very popular there ... think French-Canada.

21   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:53am  

Rin says

Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby deals in America are overpriced and a high risk, given the temperamental ways of local women. You saw what happened to Donald Sterling and his Sugar Baby thing. She spilled the beans to the world and Sterling was forced to sell the Clippers and is barred from NBA games.

Good grief. You don't have a clue, do you?

22   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 6:54am  

Rin says

Bigsby says

The Google exec did what he wanted to do. That was his choice.

Shooting smack is idiotic, regardless of who's decision it was.

Bigsby says

A glass of red wine and a dry martini indeed!

Hello ... why do you think that the Montreal thing is so fun? It's because you get to act like a gentleman and have the proper cordials.

Also, have you heard of crepes? They're very popular there ... think French-Canada.

Like I said...

23   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:55am  

Bigsby says

Good grief. You don't have a clue, do you?

I already told you that I'd stopped dating, years ago. What part of that do you not understand?

24   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 6:56am  

Bigsby says

Like I said...

Then go up and try it, before you knock it.

If you wanted to start a thread called "Bigsby's Conventional View of Life" then do so.

25   Vicente   2014 Oct 8, 7:00am  

Rin says

I'm looking for an Olivia Wilde doppelganger.

Found one. However, I don't do timeshare.

Good luck my friend!

26   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 7:01am  

Vicente says

Rin says

I'm looking for an Olivia Wilde doppelganger.

Found one. However, I don't do timeshare.

Good luck my friend!

Best wishes to you :-)

27   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 7:02am  

Rin says

Bigsby says

Like I said...

Then go up and try it, before you knock it.

If you wanted to start a thread called "Bigsby's Conventional View of Life" then do so.

As I've spent almost my entire adult life working abroad in a number of countries, I wouldn't really say my life or views about it are particularly conventional. What I can say though is that what you write and how you write it lacks the ring of truth. It does, in fact, sound very much like the imaginings of a teenager who hasn't actually experienced any of the things that he so vividly claims to have.

28   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 7:10am  

Bigsby says

What I can say though is that what you write and how you write it lacks the ring of truth. It does, in fact, sound very much like the imaginings of a teenager who hasn't actually experienced any of the things that he so vividly claims to have.

In my real life, I have to keep quiet on issues like prost*tution and dating in general.

Here, I get to be myself, so if that makes me a man-child, a.k.a Peter Pan Syndrome, so be it.

As for the real story or not, I'd actually been to this one particular shop in Australia, now years ago ...

http://www.lapetitearoma.com.au/sydney-brothel-ladies

The photo panorama has changed a little but I'd been with one of the gals, Japanese-Australian, there, in a 'burb, north of Sydney. So I'm not lying, I've done this stuff before. Unfortunately, in that place, I'm not allowed to order a Martini so I had to settle for a soda.

29   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 7:27am  

So you keep saying. Personally, I don't believe a word you post.

30   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2014 Oct 8, 7:34am  

Bigsby says

Rin says

Bigsby says

Like I said...

Then go up and try it, before you knock it.

If you wanted to start a thread called "Bigsby's Conventional View of Life" then do so.

As I've spent almost my entire adult life working abroad in a number of countries, I wouldn't really say my life or views about it are particularly conventional. What I can say though is that what you write and how you write it lacks the ring of truth. It does, in fact, sound very much like the imaginings of a teenager who hasn't actually experienced any of the things that he so vividly claims to have.

You've never browsed humaniplex.com, have you bigsby?

31   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 7:35am  

Bigsby says

So you keep saying. Personally, I don't believe a word you post.

Ok, so there's no brothel in Chatswood N.S.W., north of Sydney.

Those photo ops are then trained models, not actual attractive women who work there. There's a number on the website; call 'em, and ask if they have the women in the panorama, actually working in the facilities.

And then, there's no possibility that a woman, who used to work there, has Japanese citizenship and Australian permanent residency. And it's not possible that I'd spent a bit of cash, to have a good time with her.

Seriously, you're really lame.

32   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 7:37am  

Wow, you're able to use the internet. Congratulations. And your hedge fund work doesn't appear to be keeping you too busy today...

33   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 7:42am  

Bigsby says

Wow, you're able to use the internet. Congratulations.

All right, I'll bite. Why don't you call 'em? Cmon, I'm challenging you, since you called me a liar.

Do you want me to describe the walk from the Chatswood train station to the door of the Red Brick building. The waiting room, where the gals introduced themselves, individually. How the cute Japanese-Australian, with a cute voice & tight bottom, took me to the master bedroom with the jacuzzi and the king size bed. I'd been there and experienced a first class bordello.

34   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 7:46am  

Rin says

All right, I'll bite. Why don't you call 'em? Cmon, I'm challenging you, since you called me a liar.

They know your name do they? Post it up and when you visited, and I'll give them a bell. And you describing it means absolutely nothing. We can all do a quick google and pretend to be informed about all sorts of things these days. The mere fact you use a turn of phrase such as 'cute voice & tight bottom' when you claim to be a mid 30's hedge fund employee makes me almost laugh out loud.

35   RWSGFY   2014 Oct 8, 7:52am  

Bigsby says

What I can say though is that what you write and how you write it lacks the ring of truth. It does, in fact, sound very much like the imaginings of a teenager who hasn't actually experienced any of the things that he so vividly claims to have.

Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/IlD08Rh6xa8

36   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 7:54am  

Of course they don't know my name. Ask about the woman, if a Japanese-Australian was there, some 8-10 years ago. And about the room, since that was her favorite room in the place.

Bigsby says

'cute voice & tight bottom'

I still notice these things. Perhaps you're too old to get excited by 'em. I have certain things that I remember gals better than others. It's called eye candy.

So far, everything you'd said tells me that you're conventional with ordinary ideas about society.

Plus, my job is now in sales so half the time, it's waiting on IMs.

37   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 7:57am  

Rin says

Of course they don't know my name. Ask about the woman, if a Japanese-Australian was there, some 8-10 years ago. And about the room, since that was her favorite room in the place.

Wow, an Australian brothel with a Japanese hooker, a king size bed (oh my) and a jacuzzi to boot. Who'd have thunk it?

Rin says

I still notice these things. Perhaps you're too old to get excited by 'em. I have certain things that I remember gals better than others. It's called eye candy.

It's called laughably immature writing.

Rin says

So far, everything you'd said tells me that you're conventional with ordinary ideas about society.

Is that right? Strange that seeing as I haven't said anything about my life or my general views on it. I've simply said that you sound like a fantasist. I said that because you do.

38   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 8:39am  

Bigsby says

Oh my. How interesting. I actually worked in Japan for a good few years...

Ok, then you should have known some men who'd been to Soaplands and enjoyed themselves. Others to hostess bars, to drink with some gals for a good time.

Aren't those catered to fantasies?

39   Bigsby   2014 Oct 8, 8:41am  

Rin says

Bigsby says

Oh my. How interesting. I actually worked in Japan for a good few years...

Ok, then you should have known some men who'd been to Soaplands and enjoyed themselves. Others to hostess bars, to drink with some gals for a good time.

Aren't those catered to fantasies?

I don't get your point. What has that got to do with the believability of your posts? You write like you've never touched a woman. Seriously, what you post is just bizarre.

40   Rin   2014 Oct 8, 8:48am  

Bigsby says

I don't get your point. What has that got to do with the believability of your posts? You write like you've never touched a woman. Seriously, what you post is just bizarre.

No, it's because I'm bored to death with women and dating stateside.

The only way to sustain any interest, anymore, is interjecting fantasy into esc*rting situations. Otherwise, it's like paying the bills, washing the car, or attending a client meeting.

By tagging a gal, as a movie star look-a-like, I get that fantasy.

In the case of that Sydney brothel, by recalling how Keiko's voice sounded and her bottom, I'm still able to recall her clearly today, otherwise, it would be like the memories of those lame relationships which had failed during my 20s. Much of them now feel like ancient history and reading a dossier about 'em.

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