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2014 Nov 10, 11:48am 8,106 views 23 comments
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Strategist
2014 Nov 10, 11:53am
Who are worse?
1. Car Dealers
2. Realtors
3. Insurance salesmen
I would say car dealers. They always try and take me for a ride. I just lie and tell them I am a CPA before they print out their lying garbage.
Strategist
2014 Nov 10, 11:57am
The List of Who People Trust Less Than Congressmen Is a Short One
Gallup is out today with an illustrative new poll that shows how trustworthy the American public thinks certain professions are. Nurses top the list, besting doctors by about 15 percent in the trustworthy department. The bottom of the list is populated by the obvious: car salespeople and members of Congress. Senators fared slightly better than their House colleagues and scored better than stockbrokers, HMO managers, and ad men and women.
Here was the question's exact wording: "Please tell me how you would rate the honesty and ethical standards of people in these different fields—very high, high, average, low or very low? How about—[RANDOM ORDER]"
Strategist
2014 Nov 10, 12:18pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Who are worse?
1. Necrophiliacs
2. Realtors
3. Orphanage arsonists
4. Cannibals
5. Serial killers
I asked who is worse Apocalypse. You only mentioned one. The other four are not that bad.
Shaman
2014 Nov 11, 1:16am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Who are worse?
1. Necrophiliacs
2. Realtors
3. Orphanage arsonists
4. Cannibals
5. Serial killers
1. Honest mistake! She was still warm, Your Honor!
3. Sometimes orphanages need to be *ahem* recycled for the public good.
4. A cannibal is just someone who loves their fellow man! (With gravy)
5. I liked "Dexter"
2. SATAN!!!!!!
Strategist
2014 Nov 11, 1:57am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Who are worse?
1. Necrophiliacs
2. Realtors
3. Orphanage arsonists
4. Cannibals
5. Serial killers
1. Honest mistake! She was still warm, Your Honor!
3. Sometimes orphanages need to be *ahem* recycled for the public good.
4. A cannibal is just someone who loves their fellow man! (With gravy)
5. I liked "Dexter"
2. SATAN!!!!!!
Can Realtors get any lower?
MAGA
2014 Nov 11, 2:00am
What amuses me is when Realtor's compare themselves to doctors and lawyers.
Say what?
MAGA
2014 Nov 11, 2:03am
"Let's go inside and talk to our finance guy!"
Is he (she I would hope) going to give me a BJ?
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 5:07am
Who are worse?
1. Car Dealers
2. Realtors
3. Insurance salesmen
Conservatives. Their lies and fraud threaten the very existence of mankind.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 5:13am
Cops are 6th from the top...
Way behind engineers.
And that's a list of Most Trusted Careers -- Congress Stands Low on the List
Engineers, kicking ass.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 6:11am
My profession is building the Internet and has been since the 1990s. You're welcome.
Now how have you contributed to the planet?
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 6:37am
My profession is building the Internet and has been since the 1990s.
Oh, so you're Al Gore.... That explains your fanatics about global warming!
1. Al Gore is a better human being than you will ever be.
2. Al Gore never claimed to have invented the Internet. He claimed to have pass legislation that opened networks for commercial development.
Despite the derisive references that continue even today, former Vice-President Al Gore never claimed that he "invented" the Internet, nor did he say anything that could reasonably be interpreted that way.
3. Al Gore was instrumental in the passage of the High Performance Computing Act of 1991
No lie was spread farther and wider than this one: "Al Gore said he invented the Internet." If you were alive in 2000, you heard this claim; it appeared in over 1,000 stories in the American media during the campaign. But what you probably don't know is that Al Gore never said he invented the Internet. What he actually said was, "During my service in the Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"--plainly a statement about his work as a congressman on the Internet, and not a claim that he had "invented" anything. And it was true, to boot. During the 1980s, when the Internet was little more than a network linking a few universities, Gore repeatedly advocated greater funding for computer networking research. Among the bills he later introduced were the High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991, which led to the development of the first Web browser, and the Information Infrastructure and Technology Act of 1993, which opened the Internet to commercial traffic.
4. If Al Gore hadn't championed the above acts, the Internet would have still be invented, but in China or India, not the U.S.
5. In championing such legislation, Al Gore is responsible for more wealth creation in the United States than all Republican politicians put together.
6. Despite being caught telling yet another easily disproved lie, CallItCrazy will not be man enough to admit that he was lying and was wrong.
7. Finally, yes, I and a few tens of thousands of other engineers were the tiny percentage of the human race responsible for the creation of the Internet. Throughout history there are often movements and advances that can be traced back either to a few individuals or a small group of individuals. Tens of thousands might not sound like a small group, but compared to the seven billion human beings who just went along for the ride, it is. So I have every right to be proud of my contributions to the world through my chosen profession. What a person does for a living can make a difference.
So I ask again, CIC, what have you done in your pathetic life to make the world a better place?
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 7:44am
Gee, I thought comparing you to Al Gore, your HERO, would make you come in your pants.... Apparently not...
You have yet to refute any of the seven points I made. Qui tacet consentire videtur.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 11:50am
Al Gore never claimed to have invented the Internet.
I never said that... so there's nothing to refute. You wasted a lot of electrons for nothing.
Actually, you did.
My profession is building the Internet and has been since the 1990s.
Oh, so you're Al Gore.... That explains your fanatics about global warming!
Now you're backtracking as you've been caught in yet another lie.
Your problem, Dan, is that your reading comprehension skills get blended together with your Youtube fantasy land existence. You imagine things that aren't there.
Now you're resorting to copy-n-pasting my criticism of you.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 11, 11:52am
By the way, you still haven't refuted anything I've said. Ergo, you lose as usual. Gore's contributed more good to the world than all your conservative circle-jerkers.
I'll let the dealers anally penetrate me & not get kissed. I'm so shallow & I have to have this particular vehicle.
Or, Fuck You Dealer! This is all I'm paying! You have 1 minute to accept my price or I'm out the door.
http://www.ohiolemonlaw.com/legal-links-information/car-dealer-dictionary
You need to know all of the automobile dealer terminology and automobile dealer slang before stepping foot into a showroom. An informed buyer is often a car dealer’s worst nightmare. That’s because automobile dealer slang is the way car dealers speak to one another in a shorthand sort of fashion, but they speak directly to you very differently. What they are saying behind your back can be a real eye opener. Here are some of the terms from an actual car dealer slang dictionary.