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I'll be helping out at my local VAMC on Turkey Day. They are typically very short handed on holidays.
I'll have a nice Prime Rib meal on base. They open up the dining halls to retirees on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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Yum Yum. :-)
I'm not grateful for anything in my life. I've been an ungrateful piece of shit scum my whole life.
How do you peasants be grateful for what little crumbs you worthless degenerates possess?
The best things in life are free. But you wouldn't know.
You should be thankful for Ferguson police Officer Darren Wilson taking out thug Michael Brown.
I'm grateful nobody will be eating a bucket of rancid clams and taking a dump on me.
I'm grateful nobody will be eating a bucket of rancid clams and taking a dump on me.
Well, there goes my plan for the day.
I'm not grateful for anything in my life. I've been an ungrateful piece of shit scum my whole life.
When in doubt, fall back on tradition. Steal your neighbor's land and give them a fatal disease. And thank them for the food.
There is only one proper way to celebrate Thanksgiving. Mount a Gatling gun on an SUV so you can mow down the homeless while burning oil and polluting the air like our founding fathers intended. And if any hippies complain, that's what the Gatling gun is for.
There is only one proper way to celebrate Thanksgiving. Mount a Gatling gun on an SUV so you can mow down the homeless while burning oil and polluting the air like our founding fathers intended. And if any hippies complain, that's what the Gatling gun is for.
Just remember to use green lead.
Count your blessings man.
If you think your life sucks, just imaging being some poor homeless schmuck with no options in life.
Be thankful for patrick.net still staying strong
If you're not into Turkey you could do some short ribs in a crock pot.
You could drink Tequila and diet Dr. Pepper for a proper accompaniment drink.
"Height restrained ribs" would be the 2014 PC way to express this...
If you're not into Turkey you could do some short ribs in a crock pot.
You could drink Tequila and diet Dr. Pepper for a proper accompaniment drink.
"Height restrained ribs" would be the 2014 PC way to express this...
If you're not into Turkey you could do some short ribs in a crock pot.
You could drink Tequila and diet Dr. Pepper for a proper accompaniment drink.
I've always known that I'm not overweight. I'm under tall.
There is only one proper way to celebrate Thanksgiving. Mount a Gatling gun on an SUV so you can mow down the homeless while burning oil and polluting the air like our founding fathers intended. And if any hippies complain, that's what the Gatling gun is for.
Our border patrol could use some of these SUV's.
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Every Real American needs to be thankful for the strength to rip the intestines from another survivor and suck the nutrients from the dying fucking loser and sire an American who will finally seize every last asset in the fucking world and use it to claim the universe as His Own and exploit every last asset in it for His personal profit and pleasure, fuck all.
Exactly!
RIGHT ON AF! +1
I'm starting to get more and more horny as Black Friday comes along so you worthless disposable degenerates can spend every last penny shopping from all the major corporations I own including the credit card company you servants will put it on.
I feel closer and closer to climaxing into a orgasm once all profit is realized from a country full of worthless slaves buying mass-produced garbage.
Should I go to a strip club tonight so I can orgasm from a lap dance given by some worthless slut to celebrate Black Friday like a true oligarch?
I hope all of you can find a congressman to cook and eat.
Nothing like a glass of warm human blood drained from a freshly-killed representative; the family all together by the fire, keeping warm and laughing as the flesh of the congressman crackles and hisses on the fire.
Should I go to a strip club tonight so I can orgasm from a lap dance given by some worthless slut to celebrate Black Friday like a true oligarch?
You go to strip clubs? I would think that you would order up sluts, have your way with them for your pleasure only, and then have them killed. Bury them in the vineyard and the grapes will be well fertilized.
Duh.
With all of these warm fuzzies flying around, you all seem to forget the true spirit of Thanksgiving.
MERCHANDISING!
Should I go to a strip club tonight so I can orgasm from a lap dance given by some worthless slut to celebrate Black Friday like a true oligarch?
You go to strip clubs? I would think that you would order up sluts, have your way with them for your pleasure only, and then have them killed. Bury them in the vineyard and the grapes will be well fertilized.
Duh.
I thought the same thing. Clearly, RBES is a poser. Any self respecting oligarch knows how disposable whores are supposed to be used!
You go to strip clubs?
Of course. I don't want STDs from escorts & I don't want to get a prostitute pregnant...
I need to protect my bloodline & their trust fund from a bastard child and it's whore mother.
I thought the same thing. Clearly, RBES is a poser. Any self respecting oligarch knows how disposable whores are supposed to be used!
I'm an oligarch who never lost his virginity. I never masturbate or have sex.
I'm conservative. I only used the scooped up rotten cum from wet dreams to impregnate my wife; who is my cousin.
I married into family to keep the wealth in the family.
Clearly
Clearly... You don't have any wealth to protect from bastards and their whore mother.
Enjoy your STDS; you degenerate.
So Robber Baron....Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving caviar?
I enjoyed your mother at the strip club.
Our border patrol could use some of these SUV's
Why? All they do is catch illegals, transport them to relatives and release them-in an all expense paid trip. I wish I had that service, every time I enter and leave the nation.
I can't do it...
I'm not grateful for anything in my life. I've been an ungrateful piece of shit scum my whole life.
How do you peasants be grateful for what little crumbs you worthless degenerates possess?
How do you ASSHOLES do it; Celebrate Thanksgiving?
They only thing I'm concerned about on Thanksgiving is you mass consumers buying junk from major corporations that I own on Black Friday and also putting it on a credit card company which I also mostly likely own.