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RobinHood.com Brokerage $0 Dollar Stock Commission Fees...

By Robber Baron Elite Scum follow Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 12, 8:10am 13,740 views   31 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


RobinHood.com

The waitlist to be able to open an account and use the iPhone app to trade for free has over 500,000 peasants.

Those poor degenerate maggot servants still didn't get in.

It's by invitation only. You can not just open an account if you don't have an invitation and will need to be placed on a waitlist.

I have been able to open an account and have it approved due to being invited.

But I can also invite 3 people; so they can be another 3 more privileged peasantfucks with an oligarch mindset that can trade stocks for free and with no minimum at all from a iPhone made from chinidian slaves like a true exploitative oligarch.

1 invitation is already taken by someone from my local social community.

I couldn't find anyone else interested. So I decided to make this a PatNet Special Offer.

1 invitation is reserved for Patrick, the administrator. The reason why? He is one of the best forum moderators who doesn't censor people because of cursing, harmless trolling and he allows people to have heated arguments here without locking the thread like a fucking pansy.

He doesn't ban people for stupid crap. That I admire. You can curse at each other here just as long you don't give threats or post things out of line - bordering on illegal.

So if Patrick, is interested and wants to be invited; Only 1 invitation remains.

First one to post here - reserves there 1 spot to being invited.

First come, first serve. If interested, immediately post and say so before anyone else.

And than make a second post with an email that you don't mind if spambots get a hold of; so I can send you an invite code that you will need to be able to open an account and have it approved.

If Patrick, is not interested.

Than 2 spots will be available. I will post to let you know if Patrick is not interested.

Here is your chance to trade stocks with as little as literally 1 dollar and still be able to make profit.

Any peasant can now do what ASSHOLES on Wall Street like me do everyday:

Buying low and selling high like a speculative parasite who never brings any value to society besides money-changing and value-changing.

But in the past you needed significant capital to avoid your profit being eaten by commissions.

Now you can even trade for a measly $1 dollar.

And if you have $50 bucks - even if your stock only goes up to 1%... You can still profit a little bit - even if it's 40 cents after 3 measly pennies from regulatory and exchange fees.

It's all free except for like 3 pennies a trade from exchange and regulatory fees.

Do what Robber Baron's do everyday instead of what peasants do and eventually end up having to bend over to ASSHOLES like me.

#investing

1   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 8:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Disclosure: New members who signed up purely to post on this thread and claim an invitation will not be valid. I can only allow people who I feel comfortable with to invite which is pretty much all of PatNet and I reserve that right because I can lose my account as well if you do something stupid with your account since I invited you.

2   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 9:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

PS. I make no money at all; if I invite you and you open an account.

3   cvos   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 10:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Your pitch sold me on asking for an early invitation. I signed up for Robin Hood and have about 400k people in front of me.

As a bonus I promise to give you all of my profits to the right of the decimal point.

4   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 12:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

cvos says

Your pitch sold me on asking for an early invitation. I signed up for Robin Hood and have about 400k people in front of me.

As a bonus I promise to give you all of my profits to the right of the decimal point.

You have been granted invitation and your spot is now reserved.

I see you are mostly a lurker but since you have been a member for 2 years; I"ll grant you an invitation.

Give me a email that you won't mind spam bots getting a hold or I can contact you on your website to give you the code.

You can give me a percentage on your profits at your own discretion if you feel I deserve a reward. But I don't ask for anything in return.

I am just doing this so you don't have to wait for months or even up to 1 year.

Just promise you will not do something retarded with the account as that will jeopordize my account as well.

5   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 12:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

" But I don't ask for
anything in return.

I am just doing this so you don't have to wait for months or
even up to 1 year.

Just promise you will not do something retarded with the
account as that will jeopordize my account as well."

WTF RBES, that almost sounds altruistic.

6   EastCoastBubbleBoy   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 12:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Just an FYI. In the event Patrick declines (no idea why he would though) and you end up with a 2nd spot, I'd be interested.

7   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 1:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

WTF RBES, that almost sounds altruistic.

I'm sometimes in a very good mood and feel bad for all the crimes I've committed against humanity.

EastCoastBubbleBoy says

Just an FYI. In the event Patrick declines (no idea why he would though) and you end up with a 2nd spot, I'd be interested.

Your spot is reserved if Patrick declines for whatever reasons. I will contact Patrick by email to ask him if he is interested or not.

If Patrick declines, than I will let you know by posting in this thread to ask for your email so I can send you the invitation code.

8   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 2:26pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

I'm sometimes in a very good mood and feel bad for all the crimes I've committed against humanity.

Again WTF are these crimes against humanity.

I contend that the mutts want to convince the strong that they are victims of made up "crimes", similiar to the MO of Sharpton or Jackson. It just an insidious cunning way to manipulate the law and people.

If someone is buying the service or product that you produce it is NOT a crime, as much as the mutts would like to convince otherwise.

9   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 2:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

Again WTF are these crimes against humanity.

Fucking your mother in the ass. That's what.

10   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 2:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Fucking your mother in the ass. That's what.

So you brag about these crimes against humanity but are not willing to say exactly what they are. Bullshit.

Have you killed anyone?

Been subsidized by the government?

Been accused of crimes that were not crimes?

Pedophilia?

Robbed anyone?

Cheated on your taxes?

Rape?

Genocide?

Instigated a war?

Had people executed for entertainment?

11   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 2:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Any criminal dumb enough to admit his exact crimes; deserves to be murdered in a honor killing.

indigenous says

not willing to say exactly what they are

I'm not willing to go to Prison... ASSHOLE!

12   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Dec 12, 2:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Fucking your mother in the ass. That's what.

So you brag about these crimes against humanity but are not willing to say exactly what they are. Bullshit.

Have you killed anyone?

Been subsidized by the government?

Been accused of crimes that were not crimes?

Pedophilia?

Robbed anyone?

Cheated on your taxes?

Rape?

Genocide?

Instigated a war?

Had people executed for entertainment?

I'm sure the answer would be in the affirmative for all of above. CNBC stated last week that Wells Fargo had reached an all time high, now worth about $280 billion. Bankers don't get that wealthy without all of above.

13   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

More often than not it is:

Been accused of crimes that were not crimes?

And then not putting one's boot heel on the throat of the offending agency.

This because the government encourages the obsequious.

14   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

Been accused of crimes that were not crimes?

You are correct, I will admit.

It's not a crime raping peasants on a daily basis and than pay the police force to go shoot as many niggers as possible.

15   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

It's not a crime raping peasants on a daily basis

You must use a lot Viagra?

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

paying the police force to go shoot as many niggers as possible.

Well most of them want to be victims anyway so you are actually doing them a favor.

16   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

You must use a lot Viagra?

I use your mother's oral cavity.

indigenous says

Well most of them want to be victims anyway so you are actually doing them a favor.

Indeed. Glad we could at least agree on something.

17   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

I use your mother's oral cavity.

You are in better shape than your picture would imply?

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Indeed. Glad we could at least agree on something.

Fair enough.

Any more of this altruism and we will have to look into some sort of plea bargain for the conspicuous silence of your crimes.

18   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 3:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

indigenous says

You are in better shape than your picture would imply?

I don't know. You tell me...

Here's another picture of me...

What do you think of my attractive handsome looks?

19   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 12, 8:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Quite geriatric...

20   Strategist   ignore (2)   2014 Dec 13, 2:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

indigenous says

You are in better shape than your picture would imply?

I don't know. You tell me...

Here's another picture of me...


What do you think of my attractive handsome looks?

Perfect for an 18 year old hot girl.

21   cvos   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 13, 7:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

You can submit it at http://www.netpaths.net/contact.html

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Give me a email that you won't mind spam bots getting a hold or I can contact you on your website to give you the code.

22   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 13, 9:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

cvos says

You can submit it at http://www.netpaths.net/contact.html

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Give me a email that you won't mind spam bots getting a hold or I can contact you on your website to give you the code.

Invitation sent to your email: info@netpaths.net

23   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 14, 12:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

EastCoastBubbleBoy says

Just an FYI. In the event Patrick declines (no idea why he would though) and you end up with a 2nd spot, I'd be interested.

I think you maybe in luck as I have not gotten any response from Patrick via this thread or by email.

I'll wait a little (maybe 2-3 days) for Patrick to respond whether he is interested or not.

Leave an email that you don't mind spam bots indexing; just in case Patrick declines for whatever reason or doesn't respond.

24   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 16, 12:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I have received no response or reply from Patrick.

So I will assume he has no interest in it.

Leave an email, so I can send you the code.

25   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 18, 5:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Okay here's the code...

First one to grab it - get's it...

Hurry up... As forum lurkers who are not members can grab it as well.

https://www.robinhood.com/signup?invite_code=QXGT67NB

26   FortWayne   ignore (4)   2014 Dec 20, 1:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I'm interested, but where do they charge? How do they make money?

27   mell   ignore (6)   2014 Dec 20, 1:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FortWayne says

I'm interested, but where do they charge? How do they make money?

They make money on margin lending and on interest collected on idle (non-invested) cash and sell order flow, like any other brokerage. But that won't be much, so they are likely going to sell access to their API in the future. They do not have customer service besides email currently and do not support brokerage transfers, margin or Android phones yet. Looks like a good concept if you don't need a complex trading platform, but I wonder how fast their orders clear compared to other brokerages, the MM middleman can be very important and sometimes split-seconds count. But then again, if you mostly buy and hold it sounds like a decent app/service.

28   EastCoastBubbleBoy   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 20, 12:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

crap. i don't have an i-pad /i-phone / i-patch.... didn't realize that owning one was part of the fine print.

29   mell   ignore (6)   2014 Dec 20, 1:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

EastCoastBubbleBoy says

crap. i don't have an i-pad /i-phone / i-patch.... didn't realize that owning one was part of the fine print.

The say they will have Android support in 2015. You could still sign up.

30   FortWayne   ignore (4)   2014 Dec 22, 9:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

mell says

FortWayne says

I'm interested, but where do they charge? How do they make money?

They make money on margin lending and on interest collected on idle (non-invested) cash and sell order flow, like any other brokerage. But that won't be much, so they are likely going to sell access to their API in the future. They do not have customer service besides email currently and do not support brokerage transfers, margin or Android phones yet. Looks like a good concept if you don't need a complex trading platform, but I wonder how fast their orders clear compared to other brokerages, the MM middleman can be very important and sometimes split-seconds count. But then again, if you mostly buy and hold it sounds like a decent app/service.

Thanks mel, I'll give them a try. Can anyone provide me with a referrer number or whatever they use to promote their member ponzi system that I can use to sign up?


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