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Hell yea. If we could only trick them into letting us vote billary into office, equality and world peace will befall all of humanity
curious2
2015 Feb 20, 1:45pm
Persuade the R's to nominate a cult member who calls most Americans' religions "abominations," and calls 47% of Americans "dependent...victims". He should also be the only other person in the history of the world to have signed Obamneycare, which he had signed proudly when it was called Romneycare. Also allow religious fundamentalists to copy and paste R's 2012 platform including planks that poll at -40%, e.g. amending the Constitution to stop same-sex couples from getting married. Finally, get some colorful R nominees to say that women who are raped can choose not to get pregnant, or should wear a burka. Hey, it worked last time, enabling the current POTUS to become the first President re-elected with fewer votes than he got the first time.
How to surpress the vote of dumbass conservatives and mememe Oldfucks in 2016.
Some ideas in lieu of working for Progressive Candidates, on the second Tuesday of November:
1. Sponsor the Greatest NASCAR Rally of all Time on Television between 5-9PM
2. Start a Medicare "You gotta call us and stay on the line by 9PM or lose your benefits" scam on the internet, using email addressed gleaned from mass Conservative "Birther" e-mails.
3. Offer an unlimited all-day Buffet at Sizzler, but you have to be there at open and lose it if you leave the premises.
4. Pay for ads on Fox News that say "Don't forget to vote NEXT Tuesday"
Your ideas here