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N.J. finally bans bestiality

By lostand confused follow lostand confused   2015 Nov 10, 4:03am 6,605 views   25 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


http://www.trentonian.com/article/TT/20150519/NEWS/150519680

I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment.”

Burlington County Assistant Prosecutor Kevin Morgan uttered this insight after a New Jersey judge dismissed animal cruelty charges against Moorestown police officer Robert Melia
The September 2009 determination pushed state lawmakers to finally pursue legislation that bans sexual contact with animals. The state Senate voted 35-0 on a measure that protects animals from human sexual predators.

1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2015 Nov 10, 6:00am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

So who will Gov. Chris Crisco be able to have sex with now legally?

Is he going to have to drive to New Hampshire for a date?

2   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 6:19am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am just waiting for all the Dan and CIC jokes!!!!

3   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 7:17am     ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

CIC started playing this on an endless loop...

4   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 7:20am     ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

An obvious question is what took New Jersey lawmakers hundreds of years to get this bill onto a governor’s desk?

I suspect that was due to massive lobbying by CIC.

5   someone else   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 7:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So raping an animal is worse than slaughtering an animal. Got it.

6   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 7:29am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

In all seriousness though, NJ lawmakers need to stop being hypocrites. Gestation crates and other factory farm conditions are far more cruel and far more common than sickos like CIC sticking their short genitals in cows. If lawmakers gave a damn about reducing animal suffering, they would prohibit cruelity to animals in farming.

And remember, that asshole Chris Christie refused to ban gestation crates even though there are damn few pig farms in NJ because his lips were so firmly attached to the asses of Iowa voters.

7   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Nov 10, 7:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

So who will Gov. Chris Crisco be able to have sex with now legally?

Is he going to have to drive to New Hampshire for a date?

Vermont. There is a reason why Bob is proud of his goats.

8   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Nov 10, 7:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

In all seriousness though, NJ lawmakers need to stop being hypocrites. Gestation crates and other factory farm conditions are far more cruel and far more common than sickos like CIC sticking their short genitals in cows.

Oh Boy, this thread is gonna turn into a battlefield.

9   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 8:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment.”

Now why would someone do that-unless they want to become Caitlyn jenner and don't want to pay the surgeon to have it chopped off??

10   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 8:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment.”

He was born that way - dammit - you just don't understand.

11   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 8:16am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment.”

Now why would someone do that-unless they want to become Caitlyn jenner and don't want to pay the surgeon to have it chopped off??

Obamacare sex change - see we're lowering the cost of healthcare - er, sort of.

12   NDrLoR   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 8:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment

For the penis or the calf?

13   NDrLoR   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 8:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

The September 2009 determination pushed state lawmakers to finally pursue legislation that bans sexual contact with animals

This was the incident that inspired the movie Zoo:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

14   Vicente   ignore (0)   2015 Nov 10, 11:11am     ↓ dislike (3)   quote   flag        

Calves? CiC needs to think bigger.

15   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2015 Nov 10, 11:22am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Clearly a travesty of justice since all of the expert witnesses couldn't speak English or be properly sworn in.

16   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 1:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

Just what do they do at Georgie's on Saturday nights??

It comes at no surprise that CIC cannot distinguish between consensual sex between two human beings and non-consensual sex between man and beast. That sums up 95% of his problems.

17   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 1:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

and right on cue, the other degenerate shows up... a soon as sex with animals is mentioned, his radar goes off.. What's the attraction with Libbies and animal sex?

So when you can't think of a comeback, you simply defect.

18   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2015 Nov 10, 2:21pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

The typical Patnet thread title: Are transsexual animals making false rape accusations?

19   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2015 Nov 10, 3:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused must have really struck a never in the original post. CIC is all

21   bob2356   ignore (4)   2015 Nov 10, 9:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

So who will Gov. Chris Crisco be able to have sex with now legally?

Is he going to have to drive to New Hampshire for a date?

Vermont. There is a reason why Bob is proud of his goats.

Sorry but in Vermont we frown on that kind of thing, which is why we never let anyone from NJ close to any farm animals without a chaperone. That's why CIC was bored to tears visiting vermont. A sex tourism trip gone bad because all those cows and sheep were being watched to prevent him from having his way on them.

Perhaps the gov can use your farm animals since they are so used to having sex with their owner.

22   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Nov 10, 10:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says

Sorry but in Vermont we frown on that kind of thing,

That's very sad. What do you guys do for fun besides doing nothing?

bob2356 says

Perhaps the gov can use your farm animals since they are so used to having sex with their owner.

No farms or farm animals where I live. I have a German Shepherd, and trust me, no one wants to mess with that animal. We don't even lock our doors anymore.

23   bob2356   ignore (4)   2015 Nov 11, 7:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

bob2356 says

Sorry but in Vermont we frown on that kind of thing,

That's very sad. What do you guys do for fun besides doing nothing?

Skiing water/snow/xcountry/backcountry (my 6 year old killer skier/snowboarder is getting telly gear for a birthday present), snowboarding, hiking, climbing mountain/rock/indoor wall, road/mountain biking, (note the mountain theme) horseback riding, windsurfing, kitesurfing, sailing, wakeboarding, snowshoeing, ice skating, golf (really cheap golf), bowling, lacrosse, swimming pool/lake/river, tennis, racquetball, squash, volleyball, basketball, theatre/dance productions, concerts indoor/outdoor, symphonic, fairs, summer activities at the ski areas, library time, indoor museums and working farm museums, movies including old movie night 2 times a week, author presentations/book signings, lots of community/church dinners, community dances, farm markets all around, pinocle/canasta/bridge club, wildlife sanctuaries, bird watching. This is just a list of what we do for fun. There are quite a few other things other people do like snowmobiling, off roading, hunting, trapping, hockey, martial arts, etc. that we don't. What do you do after dinner and weekends?

This all just in my little town of 4,800 and the area right around it. We don't have a stop light (nearest stop light is 30 miles away) or fast food joint. But we do have a very good concert hall/gallery in constant use, a great library, river/lakes, 2 major ski areas plus all the smaller ones, and large mountain reserve almost in the town for hiking/backcountry.

The rest of Vermont actually has a lot more things to do than our small area does. The only thing the state really lacks is the mall, strip mall, outlet store, chain restaurant, 24/7 traffic experience. But that's what NJ is for. Trivia: Montpelier VT is the only state capital without a fast food restaurant.

24   Strategist   ignore (2)   2015 Nov 11, 9:45am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says

Skiing water/snow/xcountry/backcountry (my 6 year old killer skier/snowboarder is getting telly gear for a birthday present), snowboarding, hiking, climbing mountain/rock/indoor wall, road/mountain biking, (note the mountain theme) horseback riding, windsurfing, kitesurfing, sailing, wakeboarding, snowshoeing, ice skating, golf (really cheap golf), bowling, lacrosse, swimming pool/lake/river, tennis, racquetball, squash, volleyball, basketball, theatre/dance productions, concerts indoor/outdoor, symphonic, fairs, summer activities at the ski areas, library time, indoor museums and working farm museums, movies including old movie night 2 times a week, author presentations/book signings, lots of community/church dinners, community dances, farm markets all around, pinocle/canasta/bridge club, wildlife sanctuaries, bird watching.

Hey that sounds just like the Summer Camps I went to as a kid on the outskirts of Toronto. They were a lot of fun, even with the mosquitos.

bob2356 says

This all just in my little town of 4,800 and the area right around it. We don't have a stop light

You guys need to discover electricity. It comes in handy when you need to light up your Wigwams.

bob2356 says

What do you do after dinner and weekends?

We go for dinner, happy hours, beaches, outdoor malls. I hike everyday with our dog. We can drive to Las Vegas, the mountains, the deserts and all the tourist attractions.
We can basically do everything you can, plus all of above. Get a life Bob. Take your kid to Disneyland, and bring lots of money.

25   bob2356   ignore (4)   2015 Nov 11, 10:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

. We can drive to Las Vegas, the mountains, the deserts and all the tourist attractions.

The key word there is drive, as in drive for hours. I've got everything within 20 miles of the house with the mountains literally out my back door. The only lack is ocean beaches, but if I want to drive the extra 20 minutes to champlain instead of my local lake champlain is a really damn big lake, is plenty windy enough for any kind of sailing, and has some really nice sandy beaches. Plus you can ice kitesurf. The only place I've lived with more going on than vt/nh without spending your life in the car is mt hood, which was my other choice moving back to the states.

Strategist says

We can basically do everything you can,

So without getting in the car within a 10 minute walk you can go xcountry/snowshoeing, mountain hiking or biking, golf, bowling, library, pool/tennis courts, ice skate, concerts, galleries, movies, farmers markets, grocery/hardware/drug stores, basketball/volleyball leagues, cards league, magic the gathering. Take a 5 minute drive for squash/rball courts, indoor pool, back country glades. Go 20-30 minutes for big ski area's, appalachian/long trail, and lakes. No electricity and minimal driving works fine for me thanks very much..

Strategist says

plus all of above

Going to vegas is the plus all of the above? I've worked in vegas a lot. Thanks but no thanks to that. Pass. I do like some deserts but the majove isn't one of them. The sonoran, chihuahuan, and eastern parts of the great basin desert are much more interesting and attractive.

Strategist says

Get a life Bob. Take your kid to Disneyland, and bring lots of money.

If disneyland defines having a life for you then good on you mate, but I'll pass. This is my idea of disneyland

We banged those bumps and tailgated (as per killington tailgating policy We will allow guests to set up their viewing sections on the slopes. Furniture, barbecues, food, drinks and good times are all encouraged) afterwards all the way to may 29th.

But hey like you said there is nothing to do here. That's why we specifically chose the area, for the high boredom factor.


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