2016 Jul 13, 9:18am
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Well Saturday it's either the big Gun Show at the Solano Fairgrounds, or meeting Patrick and a pastrami sandwich. I'm opting for Patrick.and pastrami.
Always Noshing with the Grand Pooh Bah is preferable to playing with a bunch of boom sticks.
You will enjoy it. The last one I attended was in Palo Alto at a local coffee shop.
Will this turn into a Facebook live feed with gunfire?
If Pat expects anyone to show up, I should think so.
Is Mark Kaye going?
By Mark Kaye -
If you wanna rob a bank, or run a red light,
Then Thereâ€™s something you should do first
That will make it alright.
You can break any law, with no oversight.
If you change your last nameTo Clinton.
You can lie to the Feds or just act like a jerk.
Make a crap ton of money without doing any work.
Plus you can sleep with your staff
as an added perk,
If you change your last name to Clinton.
The SEC. The FBI. The House of Representatives,
They just donâ€™t apply.
You can have all of your enemies
Mysteriously die if you change
Your last name to Clinton.
Sell special favors to the Communist Chinese.
Charge a hundred million for some speaking fees.
Tell that sexy intern to get down on her knees
You can do it! If your last name is Clinton.
Collect lots of cash through your private foundation.
Store Top Secret Info in an unsecure location,
And somehow secure the Democratic Nomination.
You can do it, if your last name is Clinton.
Nothing to it, if your last name is Clinton.
Wait, itâ€™s against the law? Screw IT!
Your last name is Clinton.