I Have Never Voted for the Winning President, and I'm Voting for...

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by exfatguy   $0.10 total tips   💰tip   follow   2016 Aug 2, 1:21pm  


1992: Perot
1996: Perot
2000: Gore
2004: Don't remember... didn't vote for Bush or Kerry
2008: Definitely wasn't Obama... don't recall if McCain
2012: Wasn't Obama or RMoney

So, sorry Trump supporters. If you want, in true Hilliary fashion, send me donations and I might consider voting for her to ensure she loses. :D

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1   Tenpoundbass   2016 Aug 2, 1:34pm  

Well I voted for Nader in 2000 and 2004.
Aint I a stinker?

2   epitaph   2016 Aug 2, 2:36pm  

But Gore won.

3   Tenpoundbass   2016 Aug 2, 3:18pm  

If you count all of the Convalescing corpses they bussed in that couldn't push the thing, hanging chads.

I think I understand what happened in 2000. I've been talking to my mother she's 72, and doesn't plan on voting.
I'm sure she would go to the polls, if some Senoir citizen out reach offered her a day out and a Cracker Barrel breakfast buffet. But she would be so disgusted in the booth, she would just throw the nib in the general direction and leave it at that. She wouldn't vote for anyone in Politics, even if they payed me, she says.

4   turtledove   2016 Aug 2, 5:15pm  

exfatguy says

I Have Never Voted for the Winning President

Don't feel bad. About 49% tend to get it wrong about one time or another. Try to think of it like a winning streak of losers. Who needs polls? In fact, has anyone notified the networks, yet?

5   Dan8267   2016 Aug 2, 5:28pm  

exfatguy says

I Have Never Voted for the Winning President, and I'm Voting for...

You voted for the winning president in 2000.

exfatguy says

2000: Gore

You just didn't vote for the guy who stole the election through fraud.

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